I managed to knock myself out today!

FinsburyParkCarrots
FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
And I sprained an elbow. Lumps and bumps everywhere. This is the first time I've been able to type with two hands.

I went for a pee first thing this morning, and tripped over a mop. Stupid mop. But the floor looked beautiful. Next thing I know I was under a chest of drawers in the bedroom. I can only presume I fell over, twice. I was stone cold sober, too. Lumps and bumps and cuts and scratches everywhere. What a jackass I am! :D

So, roll up, roll up. Give me sympathy. :D

And no, I can't be arsed to get myself checked out. ;)
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  • LeilaMoonTurtle
    LeilaMoonTurtle Posts: 1,418
    r u sure u were alone?
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    LeilaMoonTurtle wrote:
    r u sure u were alone?


    Unless it was aliens, under the guise of an invisibility cloak, yes.
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    you make me feel ohhhhh soooo much better about my fall on tour a few weeks ago and being on crutches. my ankle is still not 100%, but way better.



    your story makes me feel like a graceful swan. :D




    feel better fins!
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    And I sprained an elbow. Lumps and bumps everywhere. This is the first time I've been able to type with two hands.

    I went for a pee first thing this morning, and tripped over a mop. Stupid mop. But the floor looked beautiful. Next thing I know I was under a chest of drawers in the bedroom. I can only presume I fell over, twice. I was stone cold sober, too. Lumps and bumps and cuts and scratches everywhere. What a jackass I am! :D

    So, roll up, roll up. Give me sympathy. : D

    And no, I can't be arsed to get myself checked out. ;)


    ok if you want us to believe the mop scenario fine....but let me just say this.....always remove the ball gag and handcuffs before walking anywhere.....remember what happened the last time? ;):p:D
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    cutback wrote:
    ok if you want us to believe the mop scenario fine....but let me just say this.....always remove the ball gag and handcuffs before walking anywhere.....remember what happened the last time? ; ) : p :D


    You two have a bit of an accident? ;):p
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    small town beck wrote:
    You two have a bit of an accident? ;):p

    no but i know his dominatrix....she must have been asleep to allow this to happen ;):p:D
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    I've only ever heard that on Million Dollar Hotel, by some bum who thinks he is the fifth Beattle. hee hee.

    Well, here is your sympathy mate:

    OH FINS, PAUVRE PETIT

    *cyber boo-boo kiss band-aids better*
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    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
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  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Hahaha! Sorry there's not much sympathy but you made me LOL

    Thanks for the laugh Fins :D:D:D


    Hope you feel better.
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  • you are
    you are Posts: 1,651
    i'm at the front desk right now and i can't be laughing like this. seriously, i have to get myself together before i answer the phone :D


    but i am sorry you fell :( did you really knock yourself out?
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cutback wrote:
    no but i know his dominatrix....she must have been asleep to allow this to happen ;):p:D
    *stretch* YAAAAAAAWWWWWWN...you should have tried to yelp louder sweets.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    How do you fall under a chest of drawers????
    You must be real skinny.
    I am sorry you are hurting Richard.
    I am of no help as of yet...I can take your vitals when this happens next year though.
    :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    u need one of the perocets i have in my pocket ;)
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    u need one of the perocets i have in my pocket ;)
    Those are percocets????
    :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Those are percocets????
    :p


    u saw em.... u tell me ??? lol hahahahahahahhahahah

    zing
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    So let me get this straight,

    You went to take a leak...tripped over a mop, and did a double somersault into the bedroom...knocking yourself out on the process.

    Do you normally wait until you have to make mad running incoherent dashes towards the toilet?

    That's definitely up there as far as urinary experiences go..
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Sorry about that Fins.

    This has now crushed my image of you as being some almighty rock god. ;)
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    write a song!!! something like......Hey Foxymophandlemama, That's Me
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    sorry to hear you took a tumble my good man. Get a nice bag of frozen peas on those bumps.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    And I sprained an elbow. Lumps and bumps everywhere. This is the first time I've been able to type with two hands.

    I went for a pee first thing this morning, and tripped over a mop. Stupid mop. But the floor looked beautiful. Next thing I know I was under a chest of drawers in the bedroom. I can only presume I fell over, twice. I was stone cold sober, too. Lumps and bumps and cuts and scratches everywhere. What a jackass I am! :D

    So, roll up, roll up. Give me sympathy. :D

    And no, I can't be arsed to get myself checked out. ;)

    I'm sorry to hear ya bumped ye head. :)
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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Lizard wrote:
    write a song!!! something like......Hey Foxymophandlemama, That's Me

    Yah, or remake "Mamma said knock you out. I'm gonna knock me out."
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle

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