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What sort of drugged up spam is this?

FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I found this message in my AIM spambox ...

Is ever the sire, and the disciple is the son. Had told hagar
twice of her destination, hagar even by words of courtesy'your
ladyship does me had said to the princess that night, as
they talked wisdom were at all the same thing259. Such a
historical the renewed british attack half a dozen hours
a comedy at the countess' house in two days' time irresistible.
markham stopped short. I can't have o tiger among men, unto
all his sons, who were vested in knowledge of truth, devoted
to the performance more formal obeisance which he noticed
a second said that step out and face me. I will show him
betook themselves to the practices of kshatriyas. Perche
in 1634. On the shores of the river lairet, come sirs, amintor
thou art yet a bridegroom,.


What the fook? :confused:
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    sounds like something you would write to be honest Richard :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    You cheeky little bleeder. :D
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    hehe. you love it :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    I totally get it, man but if I told you what it meant, I'd have to kill you. :eek:
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I found this message in my AIM spambox ...

    Is ever the sire, and the disciple is the son. Had told hagar
    twice of her destination, hagar even by words of courtesy'your
    ladyship does me had said to the princess that night, as
    they talked wisdom were at all the same thing259. Such a
    historical the renewed british attack half a dozen hours
    a comedy at the countess' house in two days' time irresistible.
    markham stopped short. I can't have o tiger among men, unto
    all his sons, who were vested in knowledge of truth, devoted
    to the performance more formal obeisance which he noticed
    a second said that step out and face me. I will show him
    betook themselves to the practices of kshatriyas. Perche
    in 1634. On the shores of the river lairet, come sirs, amintor
    thou art yet a bridegroom,.


    What the fook? :confused:


    man was i drunk last night :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    So was I. Didn't I PM you a pair of tits?
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    So was I. Didn't I PM you a pair of tits?

    yeah Jeremy1012 and Harmless.. ;)



    aye, but they were obscene... makes me wonder how you 'discovered' them :p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah Jeremy1012 and Harmless.. ;)



    aye, but they were obscene... makes me wonder how you 'discovered' them :p


    I googled "big tits" of course. :D
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I googled "big tits" of course. :D

    Don't worry, everyone saw that apart from K&S.
  • 1STmammal2wearPants1STmammal2wearPants Posts: 2,938
    don't know what the fuck's wrong with you, makes perfect sense to me.
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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Talking of which, topic integrity time.

    Does anybody else get fucked up, random, trippy Bhagavad Gita-meets-A Clockwork Orange-type spam like this through the post, or is it just me?
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah Jeremy1012 and Harmless.. ;)



    aye, but they were obscene... makes me wonder how you 'discovered' them :p
    you love tits.

    :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Talking of which, topic integrity time.

    Does anybody else get fucked up, random, trippy Bhagavad Gita-meets-A Clockwork Orange-type spam like this through the post, or is it just me?

    I got one asking what 'c*nt' meant in England but it was very politely written and I didn't take offense to it.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I got one asking what 'c*nt' meant in England but it was very politely written and I didn't take offense to it.


    Did you tell them it meant cunt, but with the u taken out and an asterisk put in its place? ;)
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Did you tell them it meant cunt, but with the u taken out and an asterisk put in its place? ;)
    Don't mock her for maintaining some sort of Mary Whitehouse-esque family atmosphere on the board. Someone's fucking got to :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Don't mock her for maintaining some sort of Mary Whitehouse-esque family atmosphere on the board. Someone's fucking got to :)

    He said intergrity! That word is awful! Go ahead and mock me though. I don't care. ;)
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    intergrity! That word is awful! Go ahead and mock me though. I don't care. ;)


    I agree. The word intergrity is awful. The word integrity is beautiful, though. ;)
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I agree. The word intergrity is awful. The word integrity is beautiful, though. ;)

    I meant the 'C' word actually. But thanks for the spelling lesson. I sorely need it!

    :rolleyes: :D
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Talking of which, topic integrity time.

    Does anybody else get fucked up, random, trippy Bhagavad Gita-meets-A Clockwork Orange-type spam like this through the post, or is it just me?

    I do, usually of the "hot crazzy teen neids luv frum big harty brawny meatstik" type shit. My ex's still need me I guess. :D
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    He said intergrity! That word is awful! Go ahead and mock me though. I don't care. ;)
    I used to hate the word cunt too. It was the only swear I wouldn't use. Then my female friends convinced me that they were taking the word back so I don't find it so offensive now. I use it too much now though.

    Words are words :) we attach offensiveness based on how unpleasant they sound, not on what they mean. After all, fuck is considered worse than shag :rolleyes: By that theory, we should consider discharge and moist as swears. Now THEY are dirty words :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I used to hate the word cunt too. It was the only swear I wouldn't use. Then my female friends convinced me that they were taking the word back so I don't find it so offensive now. I use it too much now though.

    Words are words :) we attach offensiveness based on how unpleasant they sound, not on what they mean. After all, fuck is considered worse than shag :rolleyes: By that theory, we should consider discharge and moist as swears. Now THEY are dirty words :D


    I never think of sex, when I use the er, c word. I think of Phil Collins.


    I might add, it's always been my favourite word. :D
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I never think of sex, when I use the er, c word. I think of Phil Collins.
    It was never because of a sexual connotation as such when I thought it was offensive, I just thought it was kind of describing a person as merely a receptacle for manseed and nothing else... :D which is kind of offensive.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I was never because of a sexual connotation as such when I thought it was offensive, I just thought it was kind of describing a person as merely a receptacle for manseed and nothing else... :D which is kind of offensive.


    I've got a joke ...


    Oh no, better not. :D


    Now, keep your manseed in your pants. This thread is all about spam, not sperm. Give us your spam stories, folks. Integrity, you kyaaants! :D
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I never think of sex, when I use the er, c word. I think of Phil Collins.


    I might add, it's always been my favourite word. :D

    Funnily enough, I don't mind the word used against someone. It's funny. I DO hate HATE the word 'fag'. (Cigerette). That's my worst (swear) word.

    Why would using the 'C' word be taking it back, Jamie?
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Funnily enough, I don't mind the word used against someone. It's funny. I DO hate HATE the word 'fag'. (Cigerette). That's my worst (swear) word.

    Why would using the 'C' word be taking it back, Jamie?
    The reason my friends gave is that they are feminists and if there is a word out there that is perceived as being extremely offensive when it merely means a part of their anatomy, they are sure as hell going to be able to use it :)

    which is fair enough really.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    The reason my friends gave is that they are feminists and if there is a word out there that is perceived as being extremely offensive when it merely means a part of their anatomy, they are sure as hell going to be able to use it :)

    which is fair enough really.

    Bloody students these days. :cool:
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Bloody students these days. :cool:
    No no, this was years ago :D we was mere skool kidz

    besides, it's good. nothing more attractive than a woman who doesn't care about saying cunt :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    No no, this was years ago :D we was mere skool kidz

    besides, it's good. nothing more attractive than a woman who doesn't care about saying cunt :D

    Did they have treehugging parents?

    No, it's disgusting, a woman saying cunt. They should say front bottom, very quietly, with a small hanky pressed to their pursed lips in shame. ;)
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    How did your discussion about a load of bollocks suddenly become a discussion about a c**t?
    Yeah, Phil Collins is the natural train of thought for me.
    Just like 'wanker' makes me think of Craig David, 'arsehole' makes me think of Will Carling, and 'cheap, hit parade whore' makes me think of Rod Stewart.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Did they have treehugging parents?

    No, it's disgusting, a woman saying cunt. They should say front bottom, very quietly, with a small hanky pressed to their pursed lips in shame. ;)
    haha no. they aren't hippies, they just like swearing. the feminist slant is just an excuse so they can talk like a docker ;)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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