One for the kids in maths classes during the early '80s

FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Ah, remember the fun with calculators:


There was this woman who lived at number 13. She had size 84 breasts. She wanted size 45 breasts. She went to the doctor, and he said 0. Take these tablets 2 times a week. She thought he said 4, which left her ....



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  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    There was 1 girl. She was 16. She got boned 69 times by 3 different guys.
    What does that make her?
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • PJPixie wrote:
    There was 1 girl. She was 16. She got boned 69 times by 3 different guys.
    What does that make her?

    Haha, hadn't heard that one before. :D
  • PJPixie wrote:
    There was 1 girl. She was 16. She got boned 69 times by 3 different guys.
    What does that make her?
    Failedpersephone???
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Failedpersephone???

    Can't be right! Did you remember to carry the backsac?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    Failedpersephone???

    Holy Cow.............That's Brutal!!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • Maths was HORRIBLE...... urgh.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Who said anyone was doing any maths, in maths class? :D
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