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FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I just did a jokey Bruce Lee impersonation, waving my hands really fast, and then hit the light switch to the living room to turn it on. (I was on my way to the kitchen to get a Guinness out of the fridge.) Immediately, one of the fuses in the mains box blew up and there's no lights downstairs.


How did I do that?


:eek:
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    God moves in mysterious ways. :D
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  • oldermanolderman Posts: 1,765
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I just did a jokey Bruce Lee impersonation, waving my hands really fast, and then hit the light switch to the living room to turn it on. (I was on my way to the kitchen to get a Guinness out of the fridge.) Immediately, one of the fuses in the mains box blew up and there's no lights downstairs.


    How did I do that?


    :eek:

    Fins, don't you know that your place is haunted? By Bruce Lee?

    Your weak pantomime of 'im won't make it any better.

    I hope you have a flash light.. :D
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    olderman wrote:
    Fins, don't you know that your place is haunted? By Bruce Lee?

    Your weak pantomime of 'im won't make it any better.

    I hope you have a flash light.. :D


    Well, I know this place was built on the site of an old piggery. They were probably jealous because I'm now myspace buddies with Ron Jeremy. :D
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I just did a jokey Bruce Lee impersonation, waving my hands really fast, and then hit the light switch to the living room to turn it on. (I was on my way to the kitchen to get a Guinness out of the fridge.) Immediately, one of the fuses in the mains box blew up and there's no lights downstairs.


    How did I do that?


    :eek:


    cause your Kung-Fu's the best dont ya know.
    Peace, Love.

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    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
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