I reckon Fins is onto something, and thus, I reckon is about to become our leader, and messiah in a 'Life of Richard' kinda way.
I take back what I said earlier about never being a part of any religion but my own. If Richard is our god then I will make an exception.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
I take back what I said earlier about never being a part of any religion but my own. If Richard is our god then I will make an exception.
Listen to you guys... we may as well make his arse into a big golden bum-idol and you can bow down and kiss it.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
i reckon as how it's time to mosey on down to the liquor store and get me some whiskey.. time to get ready for that there blob up yonder.
Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
As she slams the door in his drunken face
And now he stands outside
And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green
"No, he's not the messiah" (All together now) "He's a....................
...hairy dude with a 12-string.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
"No, he's not the messiah" (All together now) "He's a....................
OK so yours was better... you got the whole thing in... :(
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Edit : To keep thread integrity..
I reckon Fins is more of a 'guru' than a messiah
guru sounds too new-age/culty. We don't want to be written off as lunatics. At least not for this.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
OK so yours was better... you got the whole thing in... :(
As the actress said to ....sorry, I went a bit 'Carry On ' for a minute.
*note to self* must keep thread integrity, to avoid ban for 'derailment'..........I believe in the blob!
I reckon all this that's going on now is occurring whilst I'm in the womb of my next mother. When I'm born I'll pass from this reality into the next womb.
Imagine being so omnipresent that you're even present beyond the everywhere, thriving, in dark holes. Some people might say, but what's this Godhead doing in there? Is it not a prisoner of the natural order? Ah, yes, but what if the Godhead created the conditions that caused black holes, and is just hanging out everywhere?
Here's another "I reckon". I think this omnipresence can exist outside the boundaries of the universe, just as it existed before time. Now that really would be extra-omnipresent, wouldn't it. You exist more than everywhere: you also exist nowhere. But by existing "nowhere", do you make that nowhere somewhere?
Imagine being so omnipresent that you're even present beyond the everywhere, thriving, in dark holes. Some people might say, but what's this Godhead doing in there? Is it not a prisoner of the natural order? Ah, yes, but what if the Godhead created the conditions that caused black holes, and is just hanging out everywhere?
Here's another "I reckon". I think this omnipresence can exist outside the boundaries of the universe, just as it existed before time. Now that really would be extra-omnipresent, wouldn't it. You exist more than everywhere: you also exist nowhere. But by existing "nowhere", do you make that nowhere somewhere?
I reckon it is time to add something to this thread, so I looked inside but all I found was an abyss.
To pie I will reply
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
That's because you've got your empirical hat on. Feel the blob.
OK, hat off. This is what I found:
A window beyond Jupiter
One feeling
in a sea of feeling
floating
To pie I will reply
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
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Listen to you guys... we may as well make his arse into a big golden bum-idol and you can bow down and kiss it.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
"No, he's not the messiah" (All together now) "He's a....................
I don't fancy it thanks, I assume even the gold version will be hairy.
I LOVE that movie
Edit : To keep thread integrity..
I reckon Fins is more of a 'guru' than a messiah
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
As she slams the door in his drunken face
And now he stands outside
And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green
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OK so yours was better... you got the whole thing in... :(
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
As the actress said to ....sorry, I went a bit 'Carry On ' for a minute.
*note to self* must keep thread integrity, to avoid ban for 'derailment'..........I believe in the blob!
Here's another "I reckon". I think this omnipresence can exist outside the boundaries of the universe, just as it existed before time. Now that really would be extra-omnipresent, wouldn't it. You exist more than everywhere: you also exist nowhere. But by existing "nowhere", do you make that nowhere somewhere?
I shall think on't.
Richard.....you're pissed aren't you?
i reckon that fins is having a flashback and i for one am proud to be a part of it :eek:
ok, in that case, my divine inspiration is telling me to pee, then go to bed
g'night dear saviour
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
OK, hat off. This is what I found:
A window beyond Jupiter
One feeling
in a sea of feeling
floating
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."