The should give hurricanes better names

Vedderlution_Baby
Vedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
So people take them more seriously.

Anchor Bob: So Tom, what's the word on this storm that seems to be moving our way?

Weatherman Tom: Well, Bob...hurricane "Baby Crusher Skull Fucker" seems to be moving towards our direction with a top speed of "fuck us". This morning it was a category "LOL" but is now been pushed up to a category "OMGZ!". Along with the punishing winds and stinging rain, it seems that waves of blood are building and quickly overtaking any city it runs across. Perhaps the most unusual aspect of this storm is that it is somehow shooting great white sharks out of the blood waves and at random civilians that were caught in the storm. Now to Sarah with local news.

Anchor Sarah: ....

Weatherman Tom: Sarah?

Anchor Sarah: Fuck this. I'm out.
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  • fotd
    fotd Posts: 514
    lol
    I’ve seen Pearl Jam 25 times, Eddie Vedder 9 times, and Brad once.
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,237
    Give them names such as

    Jam Pearl, Tropical Dilemma, Surfs Up or Grace Under Pressure.

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


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