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The should give hurricanes better names
Vedderlution_Baby
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So people take them more seriously.
Anchor Bob: So Tom, what's the word on this storm that seems to be moving our way?
Weatherman Tom: Well, Bob...hurricane "Baby Crusher Skull Fucker" seems to be moving towards our direction with a top speed of "fuck us". This morning it was a category "LOL" but is now been pushed up to a category "OMGZ!". Along with the punishing winds and stinging rain, it seems that waves of blood are building and quickly overtaking any city it runs across. Perhaps the most unusual aspect of this storm is that it is somehow shooting great white sharks out of the blood waves and at random civilians that were caught in the storm. Now to Sarah with local news.
Anchor Sarah: ....
Weatherman Tom: Sarah?
Anchor Sarah: Fuck this. I'm out.
Anchor Bob: So Tom, what's the word on this storm that seems to be moving our way?
Weatherman Tom: Well, Bob...hurricane "Baby Crusher Skull Fucker" seems to be moving towards our direction with a top speed of "fuck us". This morning it was a category "LOL" but is now been pushed up to a category "OMGZ!". Along with the punishing winds and stinging rain, it seems that waves of blood are building and quickly overtaking any city it runs across. Perhaps the most unusual aspect of this storm is that it is somehow shooting great white sharks out of the blood waves and at random civilians that were caught in the storm. Now to Sarah with local news.
Anchor Sarah: ....
Weatherman Tom: Sarah?
Anchor Sarah: Fuck this. I'm out.
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