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DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
I hate it. Really, really hate it. But I think I have a cavity and it's getting annoying, so I think I have to bit the bullet...er...drill sometime soon.


FUCK DENTISTRY. I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT. IF THOMAS JEFFERSON DIDN'T HAVE TO FLOSS WHY DO I? WHY DO I?
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  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    Dentists as a profession have the highest suicide rate. It's like 6 times higher than any profession.
    "It's all happening"
  • ReleaseMe...ReleaseMe... Posts: 494
    do you know what they call doctors who fail out of med school? dentists

    you anti-dentite bastard
    Mansfield II: # 23, since '03

    routine was the theme..

    there aint gonna be any middle any more
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Indian Summer wrote:
    Dentists as a profession have the highest suicide rate. It's like 6 times higher than any profession.


    The only dentist I know as a friend is one of the funniest most laid back people I know. Wonder what he's hiding?!? :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    mookie9999 wrote:
    The only dentist I know as a friend is one of the funniest most laid back people I know. Wonder what he's hiding?!? :D

    My brother-in-law is a dentist, and he's about as chill as they come....he's the one that told me that little statistic.
    "It's all happening"
  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    FUCK DENTISTRY. I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT. IF THOMAS JEFFERSON DIDN'T HAVE TO FLOSS WHY DO I? WHY DO I?

    what do you think of these? http://www.dental-health-index.com/picturesofbadteeth.html

    i'd say dentists are an okay lot.

    and thomas jefferson probably had really bad breath, or maybe he flossed with hemp.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    I've never visited a dentist in my life but I think I might have to visit soon. :(

    The only dentist I know is a smart, attractive woman.
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    A couple of weeks ago, I joined in on one of these anti-dentite threads and told a story about how I had once been wronged.

    Last week, I broke one of my fucking teeth. :eek:

    Something funny is going on, and I'm staying out of this one. :D
  • releaselaurenreleaselauren Posts: 384
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    I hate it. Really, really hate it. But I think I have a cavity and it's getting annoying, so I think I have to bit the bullet...er...drill sometime soon.


    FUCK DENTISTRY. I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT. IF THOMAS JEFFERSON DIDN'T HAVE TO FLOSS WHY DO I? WHY DO I?

    My dentist does "sedation dentistry" where you take a pill and four hours later, you went through four dentist visits rolled into one. My husband had this done twice in the past two months. His dentist kept prolonging root canals and my husband finally relented and visited my guy.

    I love my dentist.
    "you shall be released" ~ EV
  • DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    releaselauren wrote:
    My dentist does "sedation dentistry" where you take a pill and four hours later, you went through four dentist visits rolled into one. My husband had this done twice in the past two months. His dentist kept prolonging root canals and my husband finally relented and visited my guy.

    I love my dentist.


    That sounds awesome. I need to find one of deez nutz.
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    I hate what the dentist does to my bank account.
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    I hate what the dentist does to my bank account.
  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    I hate what the dentist does to my bank account.

    Do you not have dental insurance?
    "It's all happening"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    releaselauren wrote:
    My dentist does "sedation dentistry" where you take a pill and four hours later, you went through four dentist visits rolled into one.

    Sounds good. Your pants don't happen to be unfastened when you come to, right? If so I think I saw one of those dentists awhile ago. His office was a motor home off of I-80.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    Indian Summer wrote:
    Do you not have dental insurance?

    yeah but i'm still shelling out what it doesn't cover.
  • releaselaurenreleaselauren Posts: 384
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Sounds good. Your pants don't happen to be unfastened when you come to, right? If so I think I saw one of those dentists awhile ago. His office was a motor home off of I-80.

    One would think that, I suppose. However, I never experienced the sedation dentistry, my husband did and I think his mouth was the only thing violated.

    ;)
    "you shall be released" ~ EV
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    releaselauren wrote:
    One would think that, I suppose. However, I never experienced the sedation dentistry, my husband did and I think his mouth was the only thing violated.

    ;)


    He got off easy. No pun intended. ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • brainofPJbrainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    I hate it. Really, really hate it. But I think I have a cavity and it's getting annoying, so I think I have to bit the bullet...er...drill sometime soon.


    FUCK DENTISTRY. I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT. IF THOMAS JEFFERSON DIDN'T HAVE TO FLOSS WHY DO I? WHY DO I?


    just get in there while it's still small. then you won't have to go through the drilling.

    i didn't floss for 8 yrs.

    the dentist said i had some of the best looking teeth he had seen....then he proceeded to tell me i had 4 cavities!!! and it was the only time i went to get my teeth cleaned that they didn't floss my teeth!


    Esther's here and she's sick?

    hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Dentists are sadists.

    Ironically, I had the worst tooth ache I've ever had last night. I need to bite the bullet - so to speak - and go pay one a visit.
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