favorite sayings...

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  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    The ones that people seem to associate with me ...

    When someone doesn't get their way - "Well, that's how it goes in the land of Tough Shit."

    When someone convinces me of something - "I smell what you're steppin' in."
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • mert
    mert Posts: 167
    "Keep you stick on the ice" is my current favourite... Also "Useless as tits on a bull".

    My mom had seasonal swear replacements: At Christmas time she would say "Oh, Christmas tree", but that made way for "Oh, sugar bush" during maple season.... :D
  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    That makes too much sense.
    reigning champion

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  • Rock on
    Rock on Posts: 216
    She's as pure as the snow on a convent roof. :p
  • facepollution
    facepollution Posts: 6,834
    A particularly 'camp' person might be described as 'camper than a row of pink tents'.
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    You're in a big puddle of shit and you don't have the shoes for it.

    Heard that one in the Bourne Supremacy :D

    Quick like a bunny.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    meistereder wrote:
    I think we in America would call that sort of thing "Giving someone shit."

    That being said, most Americans don't use the word cockamamy. :)


    so we take the piss and you give people shit...

    who said toilet humour isnt funny? :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    facepollution wrote:
    If someone asks you a question where the obvious answer is yes, like 'do you want another pint', a common response will be "Do bears shit in the woods?" or "Is the Pope Catholic", or if you're really drunk and can't remember it "Do nuns shit in the woods?"...


    when someone says to me "yeah, do bears shit in the woods!" i always and quite boringly say

    "polar bears dont"

    and they go

    "what? what was that?"

    and i say

    "polar bears dont shit in the woods... they live in a tundra... there are no trees"




    this is the reason people hit me a lot.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    she had a fanny like a wizards cuff/pelican yawning.


    he's as useless as a snooze button on a smoke alarm/chocolate fireguard/ashtray on a motorbike


    i'm tighter than a scottish nun.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:



    this is the reason people hit me a lot.

    ...And this is a saying you find yourself using a lot? ;):D

    'she's up the duff' (Actually, it's not really a favourite.
  • facepollution
    facepollution Posts: 6,834
    dunkman wrote:
    she had a fanny like a wizards cuff/pelican yawning.

    "Like throwing a sausage down an alleyway" ;)
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    facepollution wrote:
    "Like throwing a sausage down an alleyway" ;)

    If you shouted in there, you'd hear an echo
  • chime
    chime Posts: 7,839
    some oldies ... some not so old

    As thick as two short planks
    A load of old cobblers
    Knee high to a grasshopper
    Arse over tit
    All mouth and no trousers

    Still think dogs bollocks is my fave :rolleyes: :p
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    built like a brick shithouse
    wah
  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    Chime wrote:
    a few i like ...the dogs bollocks. pear-shaped. it's all gone a bit pete tong.
    "dogs bollocks" - finest saying of all time along with "the muts nuts"
  • JordyWordy
    JordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    "im off to the jacks"

    =toilets

    that one really flew over some peoples heads on holiday recently


    also, "go 'way an' shiite"
    =piss off
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    facepollution wrote:
    If someone asks you a question where the obvious answer is yes, like 'do you want another pint', a common response will be "Do bears shit in the woods?" or "Is the Pope Catholic", or if you're really drunk and can't remember it "Do nuns shit in the woods?"...
    Along the same line, my dad has always said "Is a hog's ass pork"

    For stupid people i say "dumb as a box of rocks." I have a friend who says the following when speaking of someone's level of drunkedness: "Tore up as a litte (ethnic slur)'s bicycle."

    Your bulldog mouth is writing checks your butterfly ass can't cash
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    I never use this, but my old boss used to say it all the time, and it'd crack me up:

    "That's queerer than a 3-dollar bill!"

    Picture a trashman with a Boston accent saying that in a loud, cackling voice....freakin' hilarious.
  • billyruff
    billyruff Posts: 538
    one to use at work

    "Are you new "

    and at home

    "yes Dear"
  • chime
    chime Posts: 7,839
    Saturnal wrote:
    I never use this, but my old boss used to say it all the time, and it'd crack me up:

    "That's queerer than a 3-dollar bill!"

    Picture a trashman with a Boston accent saying that in a loud, cackling voice....freakin' hilarious.

    On this side of the pond that is "queerer than a nine bob note" (a bob is 50p)

    Oh that's made me think of another one "there's nowt as queer as folk"
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?

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