Things that would be funny to do...

THC
THC Posts: 525
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
-IN A HIDDEN CAMERA KINDA WAY-

-Give someone meat as a present. wrap it up and everything. see the reaction on their face.

-Get in a cab...and right as the light turns green...be like...'its green' Everytime. While approaching an obviously left/right...be like 'LEFT!'....or 'RIGHT!!'

-Ask a bum if they have change for a ten. IF they do...be like...'yeah, can i get $9.75 back please...'

What else do you Jack Handy's out there got????
I´m feeling a bit sTuPid... lol
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  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    I've always wanted to call a Psychic Hotline while in an elevator and ask if they know what floor I'm on.
    Or when someone else gets on, pretend not to notice them. When they exit the elevator, act like you're wearing a wire and quietly say "target is on the 4th floor"
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  • alexers
    alexers Posts: 492
    Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:
    I've always wanted to call a Psychic Hotline while in an elevator and ask if they know what floor I'm on.
    Or when someone else gets on, pretend not to notice them. When they exit the elevator, act like you're wearing a wire and quietly say "target is on the 4th floor"
    HAHAHAHA.
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:
    Or when someone else gets on, pretend not to notice them. When they exit the elevator, act like you're wearing a wire and quietly say "target is on the 4th floor"
    awesome lol
  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    I always thought it would be funny to just walk into my gym when it was really busy, and go onto te treadmill, immediately putting the speed up to full speed and having to sprint like fuck to keep on it. Dont know why, just think itd be funny to see people's reaction.

    Christ im bored.
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  • ToadJode
    ToadJode Posts: 49
    stu gee wrote:
    I always thought it would be funny to just walk into my gym when it was really busy, and go onto te treadmill, immediately putting the speed up to full speed and having to sprint like fuck to keep on it. Dont know why, just think itd be funny to see people's reaction.

    Christ im bored.


    That would be hysterical!!!! I can see it being even funnier if you're flailing your arms all over the place and grunting.
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    While sitting in a bathroom stall rub your hands with a chocolate candy bar...then reach under to the stall next to you....and say "You have any TP?"

    ;)
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  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    ToadJode wrote:
    That would be hysterical!!!! I can see it being even funnier if you're flailing your arms all over the place and grunting.

    Lol, im glad someone else thinks so and its not just my tiny mind that thinks it would be funny to see.

    Im thinking along the lines of being kitted up with headband and wristbands etc, pouring bottles of water down yourself while running furiously. The noise of your stamping feet would surely turn some heads anyway.
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  • you are
    you are Posts: 1,651
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    While sitting in a bathroom stall rub your hands with a chocolate candy bar...then reach under to the stall next to you....and say "You have any TP?"

    ;)

    that is soooo wrong! :p
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    when my brother was on kidney dialysis
    at the university of iowa hospital
    i used to walk the halls while he did dialysis (i was his ride)

    i had a lil stack of fake bullshit money
    but at a distance and folded up it looked real as can be

    i planted, dropped, and sprinkled that fake bullshit money all over the hospital
    then stood back and watched the madness unfold

    put alot of it in the elevators too
    i am sorry i am a tricky lil bastard :D
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    take 7 naked women round to Stevie Wonder's house.

    or


    get the Def Leppard drummer to sign up for semaphore classes
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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