is 33 too late for a shower??

THC
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honestly....i'm starting to smell a bit...

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Of course not, Its never to late for a shower!
Just remember, when you find a shower you'll know it!Pirates had democracy too.
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Snake wrote:Of course not, Its never to late for a shower!
Just remember, when you find a shower you'll know it!
i hear its like swimming...only standing up....
is that true???
and trust me...i know the dirt method of bathing...“Kept in a small bowl, the goldfish will remain small. With more space, the fish can grow double, triple, or quadruple its size.”
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somewhat, you'll be able to tell the difference.
Remember keep it at the right temperature, too cold and youll freeze, too hot, and youll burn.
Just remember it takes work to have a shower.Pirates had democracy too.
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I've known people who didn't take a shower till they were 45, and I've known people who took showers when they were too young, and it didn't work out. Now, they have kids growing up with a single parent, and no running water. Tragic. :(Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.0
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Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:I've known people who didn't take a shower till they were 45, and I've known people who took showers when they were too young, and it didn't work out. Now, they have kids growing up with a single parent, and no running water. Tragic. :(
and herein lies my problem. i too have known the unfortunate who have 'experimented' with ¨showers¨ at too young an age only to have horrific...untimely...and ultimately extremely unsatisfying experiences...
and i have known those who also waited...what seemed to be potentially too long...only to come to an all to harsh realization that their prime ¨showers¨ were now sadly behind them...
quite the quandry...“Kept in a small bowl, the goldfish will remain small. With more space, the fish can grow double, triple, or quadruple its size.”
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Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:I've known people who didn't take a shower till they were 45, and I've known people who took showers when they were too young, and it didn't work out. Now, they have kids growing up with a single parent, and no running water. Tragic. :(
and lmao@thread titleI have faced it, A life wasted...
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Snake wrote:somewhat, you'll be able to tell the difference.
Remember keep it at the right temperature, too cold and youll freeze, too hot, and youll burn.
Just remember it takes work to have a shower.
snake...it is exactly this ability for radical temperature shifts that scare me away each time i coddle up to the bathtub...wearing only a towel...and my birthday suit...and turn...running away, towards my room...having only brushed my teeth“Kept in a small bowl, the goldfish will remain small. With more space, the fish can grow double, triple, or quadruple its size.”
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THC wrote:and herein lies my problem. i too have known the unfortunate who have 'experimented' with ¨showers¨ at too young an age only to have horrific...untimely...and ultimately extremely unsatisfying experiences...
and i have known those who also waited...what seemed to be potentially too long...only to come to an all to harsh realization that their prime ¨showers¨ were now sadly behind them...
quite the quandry...I have faced it, A life wasted...
Take my hand, my child of love
Come step inside my tears
Swim the magic ocean,
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IndianSummer wrote:haha,,.. i get your point .
and lmao@thread title
not busting on you man....just trying to be funny....and i´m a dinkleberry...“Kept in a small bowl, the goldfish will remain small. With more space, the fish can grow double, triple, or quadruple its size.”
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IndianSummer wrote:i see. might i ask you what then do you think is the right time/age to er... have a shower. is it 30-35?
the best advice i've ever gotten was that its kind of like getting into a hot tub. put a toe in there....see what the temp. is...
then...if you can handle that...put in a leg or two... (see where you are at)
then...and this is the careful part you MUST consider....how to enter the ('balls') area ....
i usually go for the cupping method... (which you can find countless websites describing)
once you get those badboys in.....you are free to sit back...throw your arms behind your head...and ENJOY my friend...ENJOY...ENJOY...ENJOY....“Kept in a small bowl, the goldfish will remain small. With more space, the fish can grow double, triple, or quadruple its size.”
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THC wrote:snake...it is exactly this ability for radical temperature shifts that scare me away each time i coddle up to the bathtub...wearing only a towel...and my birthday suit...and turn...running away, towards my room...having only brushed my teeth
And some people like to brush their teeth afterward. I personally think its best to do it before hand, then all you have to do is dry off and head off to bed.
Remember it can be just as fun with swim trunks on.Pirates had democracy too.
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now..now...you need to read the board guidelines.
better late then never!These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.0
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