is 33 too late for a shower??
THC
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honestly....i'm starting to smell a bit...
“Kept in a small bowl, the goldfish will remain small. With more space, the fish can grow double, triple, or quadruple its size.”
-Big Fish
-Big Fish
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Just remember, when you find a shower you'll know it!
"Its a secret to everybody."
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i hear its like swimming...only standing up....
is that true???
and trust me...i know the dirt method of bathing...
-Big Fish
Remember keep it at the right temperature, too cold and youll freeze, too hot, and youll burn.
Just remember it takes work to have a shower.
"Its a secret to everybody."
and herein lies my problem. i too have known the unfortunate who have 'experimented' with ¨showers¨ at too young an age only to have horrific...untimely...and ultimately extremely unsatisfying experiences...
and i have known those who also waited...what seemed to be potentially too long...only to come to an all to harsh realization that their prime ¨showers¨ were now sadly behind them...
quite the quandry...
-Big Fish
and lmao@thread title
Take my hand, my child of love
Come step inside my tears
Swim the magic ocean,
I've been crying all these years
snake...it is exactly this ability for radical temperature shifts that scare me away each time i coddle up to the bathtub...wearing only a towel...and my birthday suit...and turn...running away, towards my room...having only brushed my teeth
-Big Fish
Take my hand, my child of love
Come step inside my tears
Swim the magic ocean,
I've been crying all these years
not busting on you man....just trying to be funny....and i´m a dinkleberry...
-Big Fish
the best advice i've ever gotten was that its kind of like getting into a hot tub. put a toe in there....see what the temp. is...
then...if you can handle that...put in a leg or two... (see where you are at)
then...and this is the careful part you MUST consider....how to enter the ('balls') area ....
i usually go for the cupping method... (which you can find countless websites describing)
once you get those badboys in.....you are free to sit back...throw your arms behind your head...and ENJOY my friend...ENJOY...ENJOY...ENJOY....
-Big Fish
And some people like to brush their teeth afterward. I personally think its best to do it before hand, then all you have to do is dry off and head off to bed.
Remember it can be just as fun with swim trunks on.
"Its a secret to everybody."
better late then never!