Just found a bug in my sandwich

Fighting Hellfish
Fighting Hellfish Posts: 3,175
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
big nasty fucker, too. I grabbed rolls from my favorite bakery, and made some sandwiches. A piece of the roll was breaking off, so i grabbed it, and found some nasty creepy crawler nestled in there (dead) just waiting to be eaten. I think I'll go brush my teeth again now
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  • nfanel
    nfanel Posts: 2,558
    gross. :(
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I once found a metal bolt in a donut.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,827
    he was cooked allready just eat it probably healthier than the rolls you bought :eek:...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Dont waste the protein, man!!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Nothingman54
    Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    I had a sandwich 5 min ago, I think I will throw up now.
    I'll be back
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    all these...
    i got bugs
    i got bugs in my room
    bugs in my bed
    bugs in my ears
    their eggs in my head
    bugs in my pockets
    bugs in my shoes
    bugs in the way i feel about you
    bugs on my window
    trying to get in
    they don't go nowhere
    waiting, waiting...
    bugs on my ceiling
    crowded the floor
    standing, sitting, kneeling...
    a few block the door
    and now the question's:
    do i kill them?
    become their friend?
    do i eat them?
    raw or well done?
    do i trick them?
    i don't think they're that dumb
    do i join them?
    looks like that's the one
    i got bugs on my skin
    tickle my nausea
    i let it happen again
    they're always takin' over
    i see they surround me, i see...
    see them deciding my fate
    oh, that which was once...was once up to me...
    now it's too late
    i got bugs in my room...one on one
    that's when i had a chance
    i'll just stop now
    i'll become naked
    and with the...i'll become one
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Dude that is NASTY! :eek: I'm just about to eat lunch too! :eek:
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    big nasty fucker, too. I grabbed rolls from my favorite bakery, and made some sandwiches. A piece of the roll was breaking off, so i grabbed it, and found some nasty creepy crawler nestled in there (dead) just waiting to be eaten. I think I'll go brush my teeth again now
    yeah thats pretty disgusting. :eek:
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  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    josevolution wrote:
    he was cooked allready just eat it probably healthier than the rolls you bought :eek:...

    LOL
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  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    big nasty fucker, too. I grabbed rolls from my favorite bakery, and made some sandwiches. A piece of the roll was breaking off, so i grabbed it, and found some nasty creepy crawler nestled in there (dead) just waiting to be eaten. I think I'll go brush my teeth again now

    like he was baked right into the bread?
  • Fighting Hellfish
    Fighting Hellfish Posts: 3,175
    I guess. He looked normal though, just dead. he didn't look "cooked". I've never seen a cooked bug thugh, so i don't know if they look any different
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,168
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    I guess. He looked normal though, just dead. he didn't look "cooked". I've never seen a cooked bug thugh, so i don't know if they look any different

    take a bite and then go to the doctor then go to your lawyer

    time for a shakedown!
    A buddy of mine made $5000 that way
  • Nothingman54
    Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    Get_Right wrote:
    take a bite and then go to the doctor then go to your lawyer

    time for a shakedown!
    A buddy of mine made $5000 that way



    LOL! It is the American way
    I'll be back
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    I had a big bug on my sub not long ago. The lettuce was falling off so I lifted the bun to put it back on and OMG a huge black fly! Makes me wonder how many I've eaten. Not cool!!!
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    big nasty fucker, too. I grabbed rolls from my favorite bakery, and made some sandwiches. A piece of the roll was breaking off, so i grabbed it, and found some nasty creepy crawler nestled in there (dead) just waiting to be eaten. I think I'll go brush my teeth again now


    Some poor woman bought some imported grapes from her local supermarket, stuck the package in the fridge, and it was only when she took them out to wash them that she saw the black widow spider. It was probably only the fridge that killed it.

    And that's not an urban myth:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2496389.stm
  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    i found a live one in my donair last week...
    they didnt even give me my money back (i didn't ask for my money back but sorta figured they would have offered :P)

    they did give me soem free pita chips tho...
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Some poor woman bought some imported grapes from her local supermarket, stuck the package in the fridge, and it was only when she took them out to wash them that she saw the black widow spider. It was probably only the fridge that killed it.

    And that's not an urban myth:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2496389.stm
    holy... :eek:
    omg i'm never eating grapes again!!!
    and look: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/1525578.stm
    i'm never importing tires ever.

    better yet, i think i'll just never go near or buy anything from california :eek:
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • nowayimfaithfull
    nowayimfaithfull Posts: 2,051
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    big nasty fucker, too. I grabbed rolls from my favorite bakery, and made some sandwiches. A piece of the roll was breaking off, so i grabbed it, and found some nasty creepy crawler nestled in there (dead) just waiting to be eaten. I think I'll go brush my teeth again now


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