Learning the difference between theory and reality

aNiMaL

A man was trying to teach his son the difference between theory and reality, and the son was having a hard time grasping it. So, the man tells his son to go ask his mother and his sister if they would each be willing to have sex with a really hot guy for a million dollars.

The son runs off to find out the answer. He comes back to his dad, and his dad asked "Well, what did you find out?" The son says "Yeah, both mom and sister are on board with this idea. They would definitely have sex with a hot guy for a million dollars." So the father says, "Okay, in theory son, we have a million dollars. In reality, we live with a couple of whores!"

MattCameronKicksButt

This is a funnier example. IMO

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBlZIXu3Yg

About 10 minutes in. (Sorry. I still find this funny).

the wolf

funny.