Learning the difference between theory and reality
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A man was trying to teach his son the difference between theory and reality, and the son was having a hard time grasping it. So, the man tells his son to go ask his mother and his sister if they would each be willing to have sex with a really hot guy for a million dollars.
The son runs off to find out the answer. He comes back to his dad, and his dad asked "Well, what did you find out?" The son says "Yeah, both mom and sister are on board with this idea. They would definitely have sex with a hot guy for a million dollars." So the father says, "Okay, in theory son, we have a million dollars. In reality, we live with a couple of whores!"
The son runs off to find out the answer. He comes back to his dad, and his dad asked "Well, what did you find out?" The son says "Yeah, both mom and sister are on board with this idea. They would definitely have sex with a hot guy for a million dollars." So the father says, "Okay, in theory son, we have a million dollars. In reality, we live with a couple of whores!"
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBlZIXu3Yg
About 10 minutes in. (Sorry.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel