Turkey jokes

senninsennin Posts: 2,146
edited November 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
postem here.....

"I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastromi,.Some one needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself.”
~Mitch Hedberg....rip
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Not a joke--but I have a Turkey recipe!!!

    Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing --
    imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like
    me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but notdried out.

    Give this a try.

    8 - 15 lb. turkey
    1 cup melted butter
    1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
    1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
    Salt/pepper to taste

    Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and
    pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.

    Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

    Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's butt blows the oven door
    open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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