Why does In-N-Out burgers give me the shits...

teskeinc
teskeinc Posts: 1,784
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
EVERY FUCKING TIME i eat it. And Jack in the Box is safe? I mean i see that cup with the palm trees on it and say , "Man maybe I should try In-N-Out today" 30 minutes later its went in and now on the way out .... FAST! Guess it tastes better than exlax, but damn.
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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    teskeinc wrote:
    EVERY FUCKING TIME i eat it. And Jack in the Box is safe? I mean i see that cup with the palm trees on it and say , "Man maybe I should try In-N-Out today" 30 minutes later its went in and now on the way out .... FAST! Guess it tastes better than exlax, but damn.


    hence the name..
  • Slip Kid
    Slip Kid Posts: 1,175
    "Why do" In-N-Out burgers give me the shits

    there ya go

    Wild guess but it could be the name that tips me off.
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    maybe it's the thousand island dressing!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
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  • teskeinc
    teskeinc Posts: 1,784
    they should really ask if you want a roll of toilet paper instead of napkins.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    aaaaaww don't shit on a Cal institution!!

    teee heee couldn't resist.

    maybe it gives you the shits because the meat patty is fried on a griddle???

    I eat the animal style w/o meat or the grilled cheese.


    oh - maybe it's the shakes?? are you lactose intolerant?

    dude...makes me want to eat this now...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • meistereder
    meistereder Posts: 1,577
    I'm going to venture a guess and say it is the grilled onions.


    Of course, this is only if you order them with grilled onions.
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  • teskeinc
    teskeinc Posts: 1,784
    I actually eat the burgers plain. No shakes. Its not the only place that does it to me , but it is the only place that ALWAYS does it to me.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    teskeinc wrote:
    I actually eat the burgers plain. No shakes. Its not the only place that does it to me , but it is the only place that ALWAYS does it to me.
    your stomach cannot process the delicious goodness known as the in-n-out burger.

    I feel your pain, and do beseech you to avoid this place like it containeth the plague, milord.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • riffrandall
    riffrandall Posts: 685
    It's the born again Christian propaganda that they serve as a side with everything they make. (like on the bottom of the cups)
    It tastes soooo good going down, but totally wrecks you.
    "If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    I dont know why it gives you the shits, but I do however think the company name might give you a hint and is quite fitting!
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    That's too bad, those burgers are awesome !!! :(
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    failedpersephone wrote:
    your stomach cannot process the delicious goodness known as the in-n-out burger.

    I feel your pain, and do beseech you to avoid this place like it containeth the plague, milord.

    lol
    Nice to know you.
  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    hence the name..

    That's the first thing i thought. Ive never heard of them but they dont sound too appealing.
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    TOMMY'S is way better.
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