The AET 4 Word story

bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
edited January 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
Once upon a time
Lindsay Lohan hosted SNL
and something amazing occured
pj played severed hand
they also played wws
Lazer Cats were there
as was Debbie Downer
even debbie loved PJ

But my uncle hates
to clean his refrigerator
and found Lohan's cans...
they were full of
some wierd gelatious goo.

Come to find out,
they weren't really hers
its not surprising really.

What would be surprising
a "Crying Game" below
and a small party
in my pants, followed

Oh No! cried the
girl with four breasts
Otherwise known as "Cow"
she began squirting dairy...
at unsuspecting passers by

A crowd gathered slowly,
The gawkers were all
former SNL hosts, including
the awesome Christopher Walken.
Like Christopher, Alec Baldwin
has a hairy chest
that he shaves hourly
due to the fact
that he is allergic
to ugly beings with
plentiful supplies of cheesewhiz.

I however do like
to engage in a
hotdog eating contest while
listening to Dirty Frank
simply because it eases
my thirst to kill
and even though I
dont mind the hallucinations.

So anyways, i was
singing for absolution when
a giant fire-breathing dragon
appeared before me and
Spoke words of wisedom
Quoting both Moses and
(before calling 42 ninjas)
David Letterman in one

Letterman and Moses are
likely to live forever
Some times they fight
then they fight even
when they should be
bagging for forgiveness and
not eyeing up ladies
but what happens in
the end when feelings
get out of control
they ride the rollercoaster
wearing brightly colored clothing
singing aloud and living
an incredible dream of
happy fairies and bunnies
who injested heaps of
pot brownies and shrooms
the End. :-)
ROTFL!!!!!!!!
(Thats only 2 words...shoulda been;)The god damn end.
I think we should get this published in High Times.

Part II
So one day when
the sky was blue
as it rained torrentially
I danced around and
chanted Paul McCartney songs
in a Ringo voice
while pounding on the
ashton kutcher blowup doll

I was joined by
because none of my
stoner friends were around

Alone isn't so bad...
But its better with
four tons of guacamole
and lots of hummous
and the pitas are
stacked a mile high

"Mile high" reminds me.....
of a girl i
went to school with
her name was dolly

On a trip to
the Gorge in washington
we had too much
jello pudding and green
beans for the day
so we decided to
pack our shit and
catch the next plane
out of this shithole

Dolly left for Gallant88
And to be sure
that i would follow
James held my hand
and tenderly caressed my
Jack Bauer saved us
from the giant green
scary looking twitchy mammoth
whos tusks were made
of dirt and sand
that was actually gunpowder
from elmer fudd's gun

so a yankee's fan
put him in his
nostrils, then took kleenex
and blew him away
all over Grandma's sweater
which previously belonged to
a nomad from Libya
who was once a
colonel in the army
but he got shipped
Via UPS to Botswana

Where he then had
a Ween festival overload
which caused an itchy
on his big behind..

He went to hospital
and while he was
Picking his noose clean
he felt a smooth
and nicely slippery green
booger that possessed unbelieveable
similarities to George Bush.

The booger supported Rumsfeld
So he resigned today
and recommended cobra commander
for all the joy
has left Mudville tonight
suffering from sinus pressure
that forces him to
seek professional help from
Tom Cruise and some
placenta eating homeboy named
Kevin Federline and his
shopping cart full of
pinuts that have been
coated in a thick
tasteless jelly that looks
like Brittany's snail trail.

God was watching while
a nun carried goats
and coconuts into the
dense forest with many
dank corridors of the
hugh hefner playboy mansion
surrounded by jaded bunnies
looking for something new
their souls held captive
by their big boobs.
(ha!)

and an old man
who just turned 83
named crusty oliver humperdink
humperdink loved to drink

Who is actually a King
and on his birthday
he took 83 shots
In a drunken stupor
abof ^^ ditched my King
for the king's queen
who was really a
really hot playboy bunny??
in amsterdam's redlight district
that housed the famous
hooker van whore... the
manwhore that looked like
mark riccuito with measles
illegal pants' ex-girlfriend, pat
benatar who liked to
collect hair and fingernails
shove things up her
ex-boyfriends richo's big fat
cats' sweaty black sack
that could fit a
a mack truck tyre.

anyways, then one day
this manwhore decided to
put a bullet in
his glorified version of
James waving his very
big Rising Sun flag
favourite to all who
took it upon themselves
to hail Tojo Hideki
and all jappies alike.

oprah winfreys gynormous buttcheeks.................... .
smelled like rotting baby
turds with flies hanging
from her angry dingleberries.

The smell was unbearable
and the flies died.
Oprah was joined by
the happy Burger King.
and they ate tons
of meatnormous sandwiches and
and grease drenched fries.

They ate until their
farts smothered them dead.
Oprah's body was cremated
at a Burger King.

The stench still lingers
in the Chicago streets.
Sometimes you can still
get a reasonably priced
moon rock at your
local crack house from
Big Boi Jimenez who
liked to tickle the
underside of his foot
and OPRAHS gynourmous buttcheeks............

but sometimes Oprah liked
her gynormous buttchecks covered
in Steadman's man goo.

However, Stedman prefers to
be the goo recipient
unlike most, he enjoys
facial shots from men
who like to lick
candied apples and sometimes
the bottom of a
trained monkey who performs
show tunes, while he
gyrates.

Two poodles join
in while Stone begins
a funkafied solo which
sends the monkey into
a strange cult-like trance

And while in this
trance, he began to
cry and wail, stomping
on all his bananas.

These bananas make good
banana bread if you
add vanilla and some
Peanut Butter.

After that
the monkeys never leave.
They follow Stone to
the promised land of
milk, honey, and bananas
and begin to perform
yellow ledbetter in a
funky wide open space
filled with ultra violet...

put in baking pan
leave out the monkey?
eyeballs that once belonged
to a very important
Person named Eddie Vedder
but sometimes Ed, monkeys
and several members of
the 1970 Brazil squad
enjoy engaging in a
reconstruction of Pearl Harbour
although, their resconstruction does
resemble a pearl necklace
rather than Pearl Harbour

(later doing pearl jam.)

Speaking of Pearl Jam
Mike, Jeff, and Matt
all decided to murder
Eddie and stone because
they want Boom singing
and tire of Stone's
habit of spanking the
Bat on the speakers

(SPEAKING OF)
oprah winfreys gynormous buttcheeks.................... ....
pulled pork is delicious
don't forget the gravy
and the mashed tators!!
with the dessert being...
Jello and some yummy
pickled eggs and sardines
freshly wrapped in a
Piece of the most
delightfully scented pita bread
slathered with humus and
tzatziki sauce and onions
with a cherry topping.

Which smells like tampon
Bostonlou wanted a taste
so imspinnin said yes
and gave Lou hers.
after gulping it down...
Lou wiped his chin...
on his favorite shirt
reached for his beverage
and quenched his thirst.

Having the urge for
some of the best
guacamole this side of
some additional body fluids

So he called Poncier
a first class asshole
but didn't really mean
to offend anyone but
Poncier cried alot anyway

Meanwhile a woman screaming
down the hall from
Vanilla Ice's human colony...~
dropped her prosthetic head
when the green ribbon
turned into a donkey.

Thick black toe hair
and yellow crusty fingernails
all ingrown and brittle
began typing poetic verses...~
and dangerous satanic verses...
while listening to V.S.
and dreaming of fluffy...~
pan-roasted kittens and
mesquite barbecued chihuahua cutlets.
slathered in chunky blood
and gooey dripping entrails

Poncier, takes a bite
Poncier, takes a bite
and passes it around
until it reaches the
waiting lips of Bostonlou
the quivering, swollen lips
of one of the
most hideous monsters in...
the history of mankind.
With the biggest schlong
found by a microscope
operated by a big
internet predator named Poncier
Don't Believe Everything You Think
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  • EddiesGurlEddiesGurl Posts: 166
    holy shit that is nuts!
    *~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~*
    Welcome to the world Lucy Michelle!!! 8/11/06 - 4:05pm
    *~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~*

    ~> Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
  • bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    EddiesGurl wrote:
    holy shit that is nuts!


    the story or the fact that i have too much time on my hands ;)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Wow.
    had to stop half way through--i was lost!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • stuckinlinestuckinline Posts: 3,381
    .......these could be the lyrics for the next pearl jam album? ;)
  • EddiesGurlEddiesGurl Posts: 166
    bostonlou wrote:
    the story or the fact that i have too much time on my hands ;)


    hahah...both! ;)

    and Lizard ~ i was completely lost too! its so random & crazy!
    *~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~*
    Welcome to the world Lucy Michelle!!! 8/11/06 - 4:05pm
    *~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~*

    ~> Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,193
    Edit in the nesxt few lines, I don't like the story ending with "internet preadator named Poncier".
    ;)
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    *Weeps softly*


    It's, it's so... beautiful ...
  • bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    i added some spacing to try to help in the read

    :)
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • ToywomanToywoman Posts: 43
    I so just got busted reading this at work because I was laughing
    "sounds like pearl jam just had a three song orgasm."~~vacatetheword
  • SometimesSometimes Posts: 94
    maybe one of the longest posts ever. didn't read a word of it.
  • imspinninimspinnin Posts: 933
    We're just a bunch a freaks on this "all encompassing trip":)
    Great job guys!!!:D
    If I could be anything in the world I would be your teardrop...I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
  • rhinomagicrhinomagic Charlottesville, VA Posts: 2,552
    That was enjoyable for
    me. I couldn't have
    invented a more bizarre
    story if left to
    my own devices. The
    next time the thread
    appears, I will make
    sure to contribute something.
    Memphis 1994
    New Orleans 1995
    Fort Lauderdale 1996
    Atlanta & Birmingham 1998
    New Orleans 2000
    Tampa 2003
    Kissimmee 2004
    New York City (x 2) 2008
    East Troy (x 2) 2011
    Chicago & New Orleans 2013
    Hampton, Raleigh, Boston 2016
    Baltimore 2020
    Louisville 2022
    Philadelphia & Baltimore 2024
  • bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    Sometimes wrote:
    maybe one of the longest posts ever. didn't read a word of it.


    glad you shared that with us.... we really needed to know

    imspinnin wrote:
    We're just a bunch a freaks on this "all encompassing trip":)
    Great job guys!!!:D

    so true

    rhinomagic wrote:
    That was enjoyable for
    me. I couldn't have
    invented a more bizarre
    story if left to
    my own devices. The
    next time the thread
    appears, I will make
    sure to contribute something.


    please do


    although I think next time we need a No Signature Rule in the Story thread... makes consolidation easier
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • genevievegenevieve Posts: 1,203
    Aww.
    Lou!
    *sniff*

    That brought a tear to my eye.
    the person below me smells like cat pee and raisins...
  • vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    My friends and I used to write stories like this at school (one word at a time, three words at a time or three words and two letters...)...and let me assure you, it was hard not to scream with laughter or pee our pants in class sometimes! This really reminds me of those stories and I'm just so happeee to be a part of this creative process! What a scream! What a hoot!

    I love the part about "god watched as nun carried a goat and coconuts into the forest..."

    Thanks gen, for typing it all out!!
    be philanthropic
  • This could be the greatest thing I've ever read.

    I vote best post 2006.
    www.myspace.com/swearupanddown

    7/5/98
    10/17/00
    6/9/2003
    2006: Come back.

    10/10/91,12/11/91,4/19/92,11/11 & 12/93, 9/16/95.
    I need a time machine.
  • bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    ahhh the good ole days
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    are you bored, Lou?

    (see--that was 4 words!)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    i like old threads
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    I think I need a car bomb after reading that. Good Gawd!
    I love to turn you on
  • bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    I think I need a car bomb after reading that. Good Gawd!


    in case you didn't know

    the first post of this thread was composed from hundreds of other posts that each only had 4 words

    i didn't think up that crap on my own
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • wow..i like the part about Vanilla Ice's Human Colony...~

    :)
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    sweet lew where are u
  • Fuck!!!

    I Thought He Was Back.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Fuck!!!

    I Thought He Was Back.



    ahh too bad
  • electronblueelectronblue Posts: 3,460
    bostonlou wrote:
    i like old threads

    i do, too...~
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • NY PJ1 wrote:
    sweet lew where are u

    where are you?
  • EnkiduEnkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    Damn, I thought he was back, too.
  • Enkidu wrote:
    Damn, I thought he was back, too.

    he who?
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,294
    boston lou????


    lol...how bout that pj concert in his basement....
    www.myspace.com
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