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If you were going to climb on top of someone's roof and bang on it with a hammer...

Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
...wouldn't you tell the people inside the house first, to make sure their sick baby wasn't sleeping?

Apparently, the guy who came to repair our roof didn't think of this. :mad:
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    OMG! Yes!! That happens to me all the time! There's a sign out that says, "Knock, baby sleeping!!"...I can't tell you how many people ring the doorbell..it happened this morning, actually, thanks to some mormon missonaries. :mad:
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I thought you were going to say 'whose house would it be?' ;)

    I was going to say David Attenborough.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    AmentsChick wrote:
    thanks to some mormon missonaries. :mad:

    Mormon missionaries?!?! Sounds like a Letterman top 10 list waiting to happen.

    Top Ten Religious Sexual Positions

    10. Mormon Missionaries
    9. Jehovah's Jerk..
    8. Catholic Cunnil..

    Uh, nevermind. Sorry Brain that they didn't knock. Not even so much for the off chance that someone is ill, but just to say, hey, we're going up on the roof and banging away so you don't think that someone is diving through your roof!
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  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I thought you were going to say 'whose house would it be?' ;)

    I was going to say David Attenborough.
    Hey, ... You need a boost up? ;)
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Hey, ... You need a boost up? ;)

    We could tell him it was house geckos. And then we could watch him get all excited, and we could get all warm inside and be like 'awww, he's awesome. I wish he was my grandad.'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    ...wouldn't you tell the people inside the house first, to make sure their sick baby wasn't sleeping?

    Apparently, the guy who came to repair our roof didn't think of this. :mad:


    actually i would just climb on the person and bang ;)
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    actually i would just climb on the person and bang ;)

    I just laughed pretty hard at that. Thanks. :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    We could tell him it was house geckos. And then we could watch him get all excited, and we could get all warm inside and be like 'awww, he's awesome. I wish he was my grandad.'
    Erm.... the dork thread is just down there on the right....;)






















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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Erm.... the dork thread is just down there on the right....

    Cool!

    *recites to himself, "Red on yellow – kills a fellow”, “Red touching black – is a friend of Jack”.*
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Cool!

    *recites to himself, "Red and white, you'll be alright.... red and black, stay right back!'*
    Hehe! Now almost nobody else knows what you're on about.... Does that make me a dork too? ;)
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,603
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    ...wouldn't you tell the people inside the house first, to make sure their sick baby wasn't sleeping?

    Apparently, the guy who came to repair our roof didn't think of this. :mad:
    no i wouldnt....

    you hired me to do a job....

    and i am doing the job....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Hehe! Now almost nobody else knows what you're on about.... Does that make me a dork too? ;)

    LOL I'm apparently not a very clever dork. I got the rhyme wrong. ;) Hey, at least I got the colour sequence right. It's nice to know that if forced to, I'd be able to tell the difference. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • SeaSea Posts: 3,036
    topic integrity please

    thanks
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwOB5sPWr0A
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  • sweetpotatosweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    ...wouldn't you tell the people inside the house first, to make sure their sick baby wasn't sleeping?

    Apparently, the guy who came to repair our roof didn't think of this. :mad:

    i have found that most people are total retards when it comes to babies. like the babies just have to accomodate the rest of the (self-centered, loud, obnoxious) world, instead of the world making way for the tiny new people. jeesh!!
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwOB5sPWr0A

    Hahahaha.... 'There are PEOPLE.... working... on my roof.'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    no i wouldnt....

    you hired me to do a job....

    and i am doing the job....

    Well...it would be different if that were the case.

    We left a message for him last Monday to inform him that we lost some shingles in a wind storm last weekend and he never bothered to call us back, so we had no idea he was coming today or if he even got the message! And then he never even knocked on my door to tell me he was leaving. I just looked out the window and his truck was gone!

    Weird.
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    sweetpotato wrote:
    i have found that most people are total retards when it comes to babies. like the babies just have to accomodate the rest of the (self-centered, loud, obnoxious) world, instead of the world making way for the tiny new people. jeesh!!

    I know. I love how people forget that children are...ya know...people. :rolleyes:
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