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chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
edited July 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
just saw this scrawled on the back window of this dust and dirt covered car:

"i wish my wife was this dirty"

just had to share that, it cracked me up
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  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Awesome.
    that is SO FUNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    :D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    just saw this scrawled on the back window of this dust and dirt covered car:

    "i wish my wife was this dirty"

    just had to share that, it cracked me up

    that's funny!

    this is not funny. after I broke up with my neighbor/boyfriend in the eighties (he turned out to be not who I thought he was), I saw I love you written in the pollen on my car.
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    iluvcats wrote:
    that's funny!

    this is not funny. after I broke up with my neighbor/boyfriend in the eighties (he turned out to be not who I thought he was), I saw I love you written in the pollen on my car.
    eek!

    yeah i've had a rough day at work so far so that car really gave me a giggle. beats the "wash me" thing you normally see!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    thats great!! i love it :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • stickboystickboy Posts: 2,981
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    eek!

    yeah i've had a rough day at work so far so that car really gave me a giggle. beats the "wash me" thing you normally see!
    the "please wash me" thing is so 80's lol

    were on to some new shit now! Nobody wants a clean wife or car anymore

    see what too much Sex and the City and Desperate housewives does? :D
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    :D
    awesome!
    :cool:


    i would seriously laugh out loud if i saw that...


    and hey now...

    iluvcats wrote:
    that's funny!

    this is not funny. after I broke up with my neighbor/boyfriend in the eighties (he turned out to be not who I thought he was), I saw I love you written in the pollen on my car.




    how else does one say 'love' any better than an 'i love you' written in pollen on your car?! ;)
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    stickboy wrote:
    the "please wash me" thing is so 80's lol

    were on to some new shit now! Nobody wants a clean wife or car anymore

    see what too much Sex and the City and Desperate housewives does? :D


    hehehehehe :D




    how dirty was the car chiq? are we talking soft core porn dirty or what? ;):p:D
  • stickboystickboy Posts: 2,981
    cutback wrote:
    hehehehehe :D




    how dirty was the car chiq? are we talking soft core porn dirty or what? ;):p:D
    I think we might be talking "dirty sex' in the backseat of the car

    :D
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
    ************************************
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    decides2dream wrote:
    :D
    awesome!
    :cool:


    i would seriously laugh out loud if i saw that...


    and hey now...







    how else does one say 'love' any better than an 'i love you' written in pollen on your car?! ;)

    not when you had a nasty break up with that person!
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • stickboystickboy Posts: 2,981
    iluvcats wrote:
    not when you had a nasty break up with that person!
    esp if you're allergic to pollen?
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
    ************************************
  • stu geestu gee Posts: 1,174
    I remember getting into trouble from the car owner as a kid for writing on a car 'i wish my bird was as dirty as this'. That was a long time ago, surely other people have seen this before now!? :s
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • chimechime Posts: 7,838
    stu gee wrote:
    I remember getting into trouble from the car owner as a kid for writing on a car 'i wish my bird was as dirty as this'. That was a long time ago, surely other people have seen this before now!? :s

    You're not alone ... I've seen it quite a few times.

    Made me smile the first time too.
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    iluvcats wrote:
    not when you had a nasty break up with that person!



    i got that ;)...just a sayin'...it would be a good scene in a movie. the bizarre ex-BF stalker. :p hahahaha.



    stu - i'll be 40 in 3 months and no...never seen/heard it before. and i'm a NYer. apparently i live a very sheltered life. :D
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • chimechime Posts: 7,838
    Also made me laugh when I saw one where someone else had added 'she is ;)'
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • stu geestu gee Posts: 1,174
    decides2dream wrote:
    i got that ;)...just a sayin'...it would be a good scene in a movie. the bizarre ex-BF stalker. :p hahahaha.



    stu - i'll be 40 in 3 months and no...never seen/heard it before. and i'm a NYer. apparently i live a very sheltered life. :D

    Really? That's funny. I see it quite a lot to be honest, mostly on the back of white vans etc.
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    cutback wrote:
    hehehehehe : D




    how dirty was the car chiq? are we talking soft core porn dirty or what? ;):p:D
    it was FILTHY :D hahaha

    i picked up my sis on our way home, she had her camera, we swung by the car and she took a pic...i'll post it when she sends it to me :p heehee

    and dream yeah, i've never seen it before either! maybe it's a scottish thing? lol
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    it was FILTHY :D hahaha

    i picked up my sis on our way home, she had her camera, we swung by the car and she took a pic...i'll post it when she sends it to me :p heehee

    and dream yeah, i've never seen it before either! maybe it's a scottish thing? lol


    maybe we just keep more of our cars clean over here...thus less need, and less exposure...to such amusements. :p
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    just saw this scrawled on the back window of this dust and dirt covered car:

    "i wish my wife was this dirty"

    just had to share that, it cracked me up
    Hahahahahahaha that made me laugh out loud! HAhahahaha!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
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  • vedderfan10vedderfan10 Posts: 2,497
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    just saw this scrawled on the back window of this dust and dirt covered car:

    "i wish my wife was this dirty"

    just had to share that, it cracked me up

    I wrote that on my brother's car a couple of years ago. He drove around with it for awhile - and then one day I got an angry phone call from him. my nephew ratted me out!
    be philanthropic
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    Chime wrote:
    Also made me laugh when I saw one where someone else had added 'she is ;)'

    Chime :eek:
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Vedderfan10 wrote:
    I wrote that on my brother's car a couple of years ago. He drove around with it for awhile - and then one day I got an angry phone call from him. my nephew ratted me out!
    hahaha awesome :D (not the being ratted out part of course hehe)
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    decides2dream wrote:
    maybe we just keep more of our cars clean over here...thus less need, and less exposure...to such amusements. :p

    i think your cars are just as dirty as ours... i think its more likely that the vast majority of americans dont have the same genius wit as us Brits.

    well one sweeping generalisation deserved another ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Gold 26Gold 26 Posts: 676
    Yeah you see it on the back of vans round here all the time. Also you get "also available in white" and "cleaned by the NHS" as well.
    All my favourite singers have stolen all of my best lines.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    i saw the same car just now, with the following addition:

    (little do you know)

    :D haha
  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    ha!
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  • FoxwellFoxwell Posts: 142
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    just saw this scrawled on the back window of this dust and dirt covered car:

    "i wish my wife was this dirty"

    just had to share that, it cracked me up


    Funny, yes, but oh what a world we would live in if it were also grammatically correct.

    "I wish my wife WERE this dirty."
    The subjunctive mood requires the plural form of the verb. :D

    I'm kidding, of course...sort of.
    I'm an English teacher; I can't help it.
    Case in point: I've corrected poorly punctuated graffiti on walls of bathroom stalls.
    I have a sickness.
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Foxwell wrote:
    Funny, yes, but oh what a world we would live in if it were also grammatically correct.

    "I wish my wife WERE this dirty."
    The subjunctive mood requires a plural form of the verb. :D

    I'm kidding, of course...sort of.
    I'm an English teacher; I can't help it.
    Case in point: I've corrected poorly punctuated graffiti on walls of bathroom stalls.
    I have a sickness.
    haha well i'll let someone else do a grammar check on the guy's window :p heehee

    *edited for....punctuation error. ooops haha*
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Foxwell wrote:
    Funny, yes, but oh what a world we would live in if it were also grammatically correct.

    "I wish my wife WERE this dirty."
    The subjunctive mood requires the plural form of the verb. :D

    I'm kidding, of course...sort of.
    I'm an English teacher; I can't help it.
    Case in point: I've corrected poorly punctuated graffiti on walls of bathroom stalls.
    I have a sickness.

    you're correcting doodles in dust?!?! :eek: you do have a sickness :p:D
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    cutback wrote:
    you're correcting doodles in dust?!?! :eek: you do have a sickness :p:D
    using a wet q-tip for edits hehe
  • lockedlocked Posts: 4,038
    love it!
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