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false wombat claims

chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
new zealander police don't play. heads-up

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=30&objectid=10500532
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    i guess my only question is, when didn't the police think this was a hoax?? :eek: :p:D:D
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    cutback wrote:
    i guess my only question is, when didn't the police think this was a hoax?? :eek: :p:D:D
    wombats can be pushy sometimes, i guess? lol
  • DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    Wombat rape is no joking matter...
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    Wombat rape is no joking matter...
    did you have a bad wombat experience? :(
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    did you have a bad wombat experience? :(


    the wombat is my babies father!


    on the next springer!!


    :p
  • DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    did you have a bad wombat experience? :(


    I don't wanna talk about it...

    :(
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    A Wombat eats roots and leaves. :D

    And yes they are pushy!! I've been knocked off my feet by one before! :o

    If you hit them with your car it's like hitting a bolder!!! :eek:
    NOPE!!!

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  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/09/ani_wombat_gallery__550x393.jpg
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  • ClimberInOzClimberInOz Posts: 216
    A couple of years ago when I presented talks and feeding shows at an Australian zoo, I had a genuine case of violent sexual harrasment from a wombat occur.

    During a show, I was holding a wombat when she spun around and bit me on the mouth, tearing a large chunk out of the bottom lip. I had to leave to get treatment, so I can't tell you how many tourists went ahead and took advantage of the opportunity to hold a wombat after I left with my face covered in blood...

    Some of the grumpy wombats were scarier than the 600kg crocs. They were faster (up to 40 km/hr) and would chase us around the enclosure when we were working in there. One even managed to trap a keeper under a wooden dog house type structure (don't ask how), and had about 30 seconds of free biting time on the guy's legs until we could get to him.

    Remind me one day and I'll tell you the true story of the keeper whose crotch went to battle against a 2 and a half meter female estuariune crocodile...
  • VONVON Posts: 259
    ClimberInOz wrote:
    A couple of years ago when I presented talks and feeding shows at an Australian zoo, I had a genuine case of violent sexual harrasment from a wombat occur.

    During a show, I was holding a wombat when she spun around and bit me on the mouth, tearing a large chunk out of the bottom lip. I had to leave to get treatment, so I can't tell you how many tourists went ahead and took advantage of the opportunity to hold a wombat after I left with my face covered in blood...

    Some of the grumpy wombats were scarier than the 600kg crocs. They were faster (up to 40 km/hr) and would chase us around the enclosure when we were working in there. One even managed to trap a keeper under a wooden dog house type structure (don't ask how), and had about 30 seconds of free biting time on the guy's legs until we could get to him.

    Remind me one day and I'll tell you the true story of the keeper whose crotch went to battle against a 2 and a half meter female estuariune crocodile...

    Wombat combat should be an obligatory skill for zoo keepers.
    ;) :P
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    :eek:


    you find the most bizarre stories chica!
    :p


    that is just.......fucked...............poor wombat.
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    decides2dream wrote:
    :eek:


    you find the most bizarre stories chica!
    :p


    that is just.......fucked...............poor wombat.
    no no the wombat didn't fuck....wombat got framed!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    no no the wombat didn't fuck....wombat got framed!


    the wombat got fucked because he got framed!!!!!!!


    :p

    :D:D
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    cutback wrote:
    the wombat got fucked because he got framed!!!!!!!


    :p

    :D:D
    just hella wombat haters EVERYWHERE!
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