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attack at a jedi church

chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
http://enews.earthlink.net/article/top?guid=20080513/48291240_3ca6_1552620080513236910294

i like that he had a garbage bag as a cape, and was wasted off of 2.5 gallons of boxed wine. awesome!
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  • Vedd HeddVedd Hedd Posts: 4,606
    haha, awesome. I need to post this in another thread.
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  • pearljammin41pearljammin41 Posts: 465
    wtf?
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Shouldn't they have felt a disturbance in The Force, just prior to the attack?
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  • westsidepiewestsidepie Posts: 627
    The force was not strong with that one. hooooor....heeeeee.

    I think this is the most interesting part of the story:

    "In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 - 0.7 percent of the population - listed Jedi as their religion."

    I wonder what that number would be in the US?
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    westsidepie wrote:
    The force was not strong with that one. hooooor....heeeeee.

    I think this is the most interesting part of the story:

    "In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 - 0.7 percent of the population - listed Jedi as their religion."

    I wonder what that number would be in the US?
    ...
    Or the percentage that list Sith as their religion.
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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I was going to say, "Only in America". Then I clicked the fakkin' link.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle

    a) where's that video

    2nd) that's just sad

    :p:D
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Thats just funny. :D I woulda thought they would call it "church of the force".

    You know I would NEVER NEVER NEVER go anywhere near that far, but I do believe in something like the force. I does exist folks! ;)
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  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    haha
    attack your church drunk, i will
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  • FlaggFlagg Posts: 5,856
    You would think two Jedi Masters could take some drunk dude who can barely see through a mask.
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  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    Flagg wrote:
    You would think two Jedi Masters could take some drunk dude who can barely see through a mask.

    I laughed really fucking hard at this.
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  • PearlJamaholicPearlJamaholic Posts: 2,019
    i wanna be a jedi.
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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    cutback wrote:
    attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle

    a) where's that video

    2nd) that's just sad

    :p:D
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  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    Flagg wrote:
    You would think two Jedi Masters could take some drunk dude who can barely see through a mask.


    need some more training from master yoda, they do!
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  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    gobrowns19 wrote:
    I laughed really hard at this.

    me too!
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    LMAO this is hilarious! :D

    Wine + garbage bag + religious sect based on Sci Fi movie = typical British eccentricity ending in a court case and a man injured with, I've no doubt, an NHS crutch...

    my favourite part?

    "Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle."

    wtf?! a video of a light saber battle?! They never had THAT when I went to church!

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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    cutback wrote:
    attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle

    a) where's that video
    i can't begin to express the inexplicable joy it would give me to see this video lol
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    i can't begin to express the inexplicable joy it would give me to see this video lol

    oh i'm so serious on seeing this....but i'm afraid to search for it and have to go through 7,452 videos of geeks taping their saber fights....and then there's the porn :eek: :p:D
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    cutback wrote:
    oh i'm so serious on seeing this....but i'm afraid to search for it and have to go through 7,452 videos of geeks taping their saber fights....and then there's the porn :eek: :p:D
    hahaha i think there'd be tens of thousands of videos for the latter :eek:

    hopefully the video will come out in due time and there will be no need to wade thru all the other crap lol

    i just love this news article for the multi-levels of absurdity :) glad it made others smile!
  • rearviewmirorrearviewmiror Posts: 894
    Flagg wrote:
    You would think two Jedi Masters could take some drunk dude who can barely see through a mask.
    adding that to my sig.
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  • Vedderlution_BabyVedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    Awesome. Epically Awesome.
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