anticipate the worst

Rhinocerous Surprise

Do you reckon that kid with the spoons was eating paste, in a surprisingly civilised manner, and kept missing his mouth?

chiquimonkey

thank you rhino

and that kid took all the spoons, the little brat! :mad:

Jeanie

Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:

Do you reckon that kid with the spoons was eating paste, in a surprisingly civilised manner, and kept missing his mouth?

Paste??? :eek: This being the anticipate the worst thread, should I really ask for an answer????

Rhinocerous Surprise

Jeanie wrote:

Paste??? :eek: This being the anticipate the worst thread, should I really ask for an answer???? ; )

Glue, Jeanie. Although I would like to know what you thought I meant.

Jeanie

Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:

Glue, Jeanie. Although I would like to know what you thought I meant.

Phew!!! **wipes brow and visibly relaxes**

I was thinking peanut butter for some reason.

Chicky, how we gonna cheer you up love? You wanna go get the kid with all the spoons???

Rhinocerous Surprise

Jeanie wrote:

Phew!!! **wipes brow and visibly relaxes**

I was thinking peanut butter for some reason.

Chicky, how we gonna cheer you up love? You wanna go get the kid with all the spoons???

We can lynch him! And mob him! Like a lynchmob!

Or I could do my special dance.

chiquimonkey

Jeanie wrote:

Phew!!! **wipes brow and visibly relaxes**

I was thinking peanut butter for some reason.

Chicky, how we gonna cheer you up love? You wanna go get the kid with all the spoons???

i like the mob idea, let's get him, and take all the spoons lol

rhino what special dance? i am intrigued

norm

chiquimonkey wrote:

rhino what special dance? i am intrigued

i've seen it

disturbing....:p

Jeanie

Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:

We can lynch him! And mob him! Like a lynchmob!

Or I could do my special dance.

haha! A special dancing lynchmob??? Again anticipating the worst haha it could get ugly but like chiq, I'm intrigued!!!

Dance mother f*@ker!! Dance!!

chiquimonkey

cutback wrote:

i've seen it

disturbing....:p

rhinos don't even move like that, posers!

Jeanie

chiquimonkey wrote:

i like the mob idea, let's get him, and take all the spoons lol

rhino what special dance? i am intrigued

Did you ever wonder how Yuri Geller bends spoons???

Always fascinated me!!

Now chiq we gots to do this dance me thinks and get the kid!!

chiquimonkey

Jeanie wrote:

Did you ever wonder how Yuri Geller bends spoons???

Always fascinated me!!

Now chiq we gots to do this dance me thinks and get the kid!!

now i feel the need to blast 'spoonman' lol

i'll do a dance, sure, i'm exhausted from work and still need to pack my suitcase but i'll bust a wee move or two

Jeanie

chiquimonkey wrote:

now i feel the need to blast 'spoonman' lol

i'll do a dance, sure, i'm exhausted from work and still need to pack my suitcase but i'll bust a wee move or two

Oooh!!

What an awesome idea!!! Spoonman it is!!

You know even if you anticipate the worst in this situation well it's not going to mean that everything is wrong in your world. Still a lot of us about that want the best for you and like to see you happy.

chiquimonkey

Jeanie wrote:

Oooh!!

What an awesome idea!!! Spoonman it is!!

You know even if you anticipate the worst in this situation well it's not going to mean that everything is wrong in your world. Still a lot of us about that want the best for you and like to see you happy.

this is true, thank you for that reminder

Jeanie

chiquimonkey wrote:

this is true, thank you for that reminder

You're welcome lovely.

Wish I could do more than useless platitudes on the internets but whatever's going on with you, well I'm always in your corner.

Rhinocerous Surprise

Okay, so sleep and an exam got in the way of me doing my special dance last night.

But here I am now - for all your "unsettling writhing" needs.

Heineken Helen

I dunno... I'm optimistic about some things... pessimistic about others... and other things I don't even think about at all. But one thing I find is that things always work out how they were gonna work out anyway

Strangely enough I consider myself more of a realist than a pessimist or an optimist... despite living in la la land the entire time

Jeanie

Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:

Okay, so sleep and an exam got in the way of me doing my special dance last night.

But here I am now - for all your "unsettling writhing" needs.

This I gotta see!!!

Housing Jim

I think it's a dark path once you start down it.

I used to be very optimistic but then I spent 5 years with the most pessimistic person on the planet and it completely sucked all the optimism out of me.

Now I'm totally the opposite. I'm not even pessimistic now, I'm beyond that....I'm catastrophic. I play out in my head the worse possible scenario with everything and when it doesn't happen, that doesn't even seem to matter cos what I've imagined in every single minute little detail has already been stressful enough.

I'm working on it though

My advice is don't let yourself be pessimistic too often, it's a slippery slope.

Rhinocerous Surprise

Jeanie wrote:

This I gotta see!!!

*flaps distressingly against a wall*

And suddenly, everything was alright with the world.