I dunno if this is true or not......

Medicated-GeniusMedicated-Genius Posts: 359
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
but I cracked up anyway.......


Montana State Trooper

In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking every stalled vehicle on a highway when temperatures drop to single digits or below. About 3am one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Alan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck deep in snow and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the drivers side door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with an empty bottle of vodka on the seat beside him. The drive awoke when the trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rear view mirror, and the state trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gear shift into drive and hit the gas.
The cars speedometer was showing 20, 30, 40 and then 50 MPH, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning. Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding, but stationary car. The driver was totally freaked, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, the the trooper yells " PULL OVER!"
The man nodded, turned his wheel and stopped the engine. Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arrested and is probably still shaking his head over the state trooper who could run 50 miles per hour.
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Comments

  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    That's funny shit
  • pjsteelerfanpjsteelerfan Maryland Posts: 9,903
    thats awesome
    ...got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul...
  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    haha! reminds me of the scene from dumb & dumber when jim carrey is sitting shot gun and starts moving his arms like he is running. "feels like you are running at an incredible rate harry!"
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