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Medicated-GeniusMedicated-Genius Posts: 359
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Peter Griffin, after discovering his local video store is under new Christian management and has removed all porn from the shelves.....

" Where in the bible does it say a guy can't shoot off a few knuckle children in the privacy of his own home?"


I love this show!!!
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  • myhookmyhook Posts: 284
    Medicated-Genius wrote:
    Peter Griffin, after discovering his local video store is under new Christian management and has removed all porn from the shelves.....

    " Where in the bible does it say a guy can't shoot off a few knuckle children in the privacy of his own home?"


    I love this show!!!
    HA!! That show is F'n hysterical. Their jokes on Christianity are the best. There is a great scene where god is trying to pick up a girl at the bar and lights her cigarette with a lightning bolt from his finger and he was like "all right baby" and by accident lights her on fire with another lighting bolt. Next thing the whole bar goes on fire and god yells out "JESUS CHRIST" and all of a sudden Jesus show up and goes, "yeah dad" and God goes, "get the Escelade we're getting out of here"

    So F'n Funny.
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • ledveddermanledvedderman Posts: 7,761
    There are a couple of other Jesus jokes on there that I really like.

    When he finally returns to the present day world, he's about two feet shorter than everyone else, and then there's one where it shows him working miracles and it's just him doing hand tricks like the "pulling your thumb off" trick.
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  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    The weirdest one was that bit where Stewie has a flashback to when he met Jesus... and it's just Jesus bathing in front of him. :eek:

    Best Christian joke: Mel Gibson walks off Mount Rushmore, and Peter says, "Christians don't believe in gravity, Lois." :p
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  • myhookmyhook Posts: 284
    ledvedderman wrote:
    There are a couple of other Jesus jokes on there that I really like.

    When he finally returns to the present day world, he's about two feet shorter than everyone else, and then there's one where it shows him working miracles and it's just him doing hand tricks like the "pulling your thumb off" trick.
    LOL, and they had that cheesy music. So funny.
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • Gremmie95Gremmie95 Posts: 749
    one of the funniest shows on t.v.
  • myhookmyhook Posts: 284
    Here is a link to all the Family Guy vs Christianity clips:

    http://www.slackerland.com/file/668-family-guy-religion.html

    so funny.

    I love the golf one. BOOYYAA!!!
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • HermanBloomHermanBloom Posts: 1,764
    Wow they bash Christianity, how original.
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  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    nathanastin wrote:
    Wow they bash Christianity, how original.

    No one said it's original. We said it's funny.
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  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    Jesus: "thats what my ex-wife said"
  • myhookmyhook Posts: 284
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    No one said it's original. We said it's funny.
    Very funny. The show is very creative making fun of all religions. Like when Peter wanted Chris to become Jewish so he would be good with money. HA!
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • smithnicsmithnic Posts: 1,563
    nathanastin wrote:
    Wow they bash Christianity, how original.
    I admit it's like hitting a ball off of a tee, but it's still pretty funny.

    Btw, my favorite is when Jesus is wanting to spend the weekend with his dad (god) and god is reluctant because of his girlfriend in bed with him. :D
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,690
    smithnic wrote:
    I admit it's like hitting a ball off of a tee, but it's still pretty funny.

    Btw, my favorite is when Jesus is wanting to spend the weekend with his dad (god) and god is reluctant because of his girlfriend in bed with him. :D
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    smithnic wrote:
    I admit it's like hitting a ball off of a tee, but it's still pretty funny.

    Btw, my favorite is when Jesus is wanting to spend the weekend with his dad (god) and god is reluctant because of his girlfriend in bed with him. :D

    his girlfriend janet....that always cracks me up for some reason...:o :D:D
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    or when the guy on telly says hi to jesus, and it shows jesus on the couch, getting phones calls being all happy about it!
  • myhookmyhook Posts: 284
    Rygar wrote:
    "Ah c'mon baby, it's my birthday!"


    After he hangs up the phone....So where were we? HA!! So funny.
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Rygar wrote:
    "Ah c'mon baby, it's my birthday!"
    Man I heard for that scene the FCC made him use a condom because it was wrong for God to have unprotected sex with his wife. :rolleyes:


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  • smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    haha funny thread
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  • Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,874
    Absolutely hilarious show. It's hard to believe that this show is on primetime national TV with some of the stuff they say.
  • Fighting HellfishFighting Hellfish Posts: 3,170
    This has nothing to do with God, but the Frog scene from last weeks episode (In Chris bedroom) had me in tears.
  • mole1985mole1985 Posts: 1,119
    Jesus Hong :D
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    nathanastin wrote:
    Wow they bash Christianity, how original.
    i think they bash everyone! they are equal opportunity bashists!!

    to the OP--I like your username, Medicated-Genius :D:D:D
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  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    This has nothing to do with God, but the Frog scene from last weeks episode (In Chris bedroom) had me in tears.
    heh heh heh, last week's was pretty funny "There be my wench!"
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  • Medicated-GeniusMedicated-Genius Posts: 359
    Lizard wrote:
    i think they bash everyone! they are equal opportunity bashists!!

    to the OP--I like your username, Medicated-Genius :D:D:D



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  • ECMECM Posts: 1,687
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    This has nothing to do with God, but the Frog scene from last weeks episode (In Chris bedroom) had me in tears.

    yeah.... I pissed myself watching that......
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    nathanastin wrote:
    Wow they bash Christianity, how original.


    That is what I love about it.....the bashing of religion!! :D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
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  • seanw1010seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    loved seasons 1-3, but after it came back from the dead it just got terrible

    and for all you religion bashing lovers, south park is 10x beter and they make fun f everything much more(with more thought as well)
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    seanw1010 wrote:
    loved seasons 1-3, but after it came back from the dead it just got terrible

    and for all you religion bashing lovers, south park is 10x beter and they make fun f everything much more(with more thought as well)


    That is why South Park remains my number one show .....EVER!!! :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    JordyWordy wrote:
    or when the guy on telly says hi to jesus, and it shows jesus on the couch, getting phones calls being all happy about it!

    Lol.

    "Uh, can I say something to a friend of mine?'
    'Sure"
    "Hi Jesus!"
    Jesus: No way!
    [phone rings]
    "yeah i saw it!'

    Hahaha, one of my favorite shows. I could seriously make enough posts for 4 pages of this show.

    I also like the God clip in the Garden of Eden-

    "So, feel free to roam around here, just don't eat anything off of that tree"
    "Can we go near it?"
    [Camera pans to the tree with dirty magazines behind it]
    "Iiiiiiii wouldn't go anywhere near it."


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  • cuyler41cuyler41 Posts: 388
    Next year there is a spin off "The Cleveland Show" lol

    Mcfarlane signed a deal worth 100 million with fox for various projects!
  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    cuyler41 wrote:
    Next year there is a spin off "The Cleveland Show" lol

    Mcfarlane signed a deal worth 100 million with fox for various projects!

    I saw that, lol. I'm not sure how good it's going to be. I think it will do pretty well, and it might be good, I just don't think I would like it much.
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