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  • noisy mind
    noisy mind Posts: 65
    "if you touch it, it will come."

    like a charm.
  • roar
    roar Posts: 1,116
    he said i had a purdy mouth.
  • justjoshingu
    justjoshingu Posts: 538
    roar wrote:
    he said i had a purdy mouth.

    i actually got told this by a late forties year old waiter at the cracker barrel. so very awkward i never went back.
    mean people suck!
    but nice people sw****w

  • hodge
    hodge Posts: 519
    go up to a girl and ask her how much a polar bear weighs. She says "I don't know" and then you say, "Let's just say it's enough to break the ice, I'm {insert name here}, how are you tonight?"
    ..and you will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable
  • justjoshingu
    justjoshingu Posts: 538
    according to the "pick up artist" on vh1, the best thing to say is,

    "hey did you guys see the fight outside?"

    oh and i almost forgot

    best pick up line in arkansas?

    hey, ma, i think dad left to work.....


    sorry to my friends in arkansas
    mean people suck!
    but nice people sw****w

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