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best pick up line...

justjoshingujustjoshingu Posts: 538
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
is still.

hi i'm (name).
mean people suck!
but nice people sw****w

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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    It'd be nice if it was followed by "Hi, I'm ___. Do you happen to like Pearl Jam"!!! :p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    justjoshingu wrote:
    is still.

    hi i'm (name).
    True...


    unless your name is Osama or Adolf.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Saturnal wrote:
    True...


    unless your name is Osama or Adolf.
    actually, that would work - since I would be like, no WAY there are two assholes with that name.

    :o
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Would you like to see my spud gun?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    "I can crack a walnut with my thighs."
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • stateoflove79stateoflove79 Posts: 2,845
    I'm not Chinese, but I've been known to eat some pussy.
    Is it so wrong to think that love can keep us safe?
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,832
    "Would you like my last Rolo?"
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    justjoshingu wrote:
    is still.

    hi i'm (name).
    agreed.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Flannel ShirtFlannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    stateoflove79 wrote:
    I'm not Chinese, but I've been known to eat some pussy.
    dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    that wins, easy. ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    oh my god I just busted a hernia....
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • stateoflove79stateoflove79 Posts: 2,845
    Flannel Shirt wrote:
    dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    that wins, easy. ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    oh my god I just busted a hernia....
    "TO A Girl IN PIGTAILS ONLY!!!"

    Can I jump on your back and steer? :D
    Is it so wrong to think that love can keep us safe?
  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,163
    stateoflove79 wrote:
    I'm not Chinese, but I've been known to eat some pussy.


    I could see this one working! :)
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  • Flannel ShirtFlannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    Hawkshore wrote:
    I could see this one working! :)
    I cannot, but its hysterical nonetheless. I can see a face slapping.

    Man that was funny. The pigtails one is pretty good too, but this one steals the show.
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    tish wrote:
    "Would you like my last Rolo?"
    yes I would ;)

    ma'am... ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,832
    I like this one: "You have been giving me blue balls all week."
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Character ZeroCharacter Zero Posts: 96
    "Lets play army, I'll roll over on my back and you blow the hell out of me"

    "Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?"
    I was taught a month ago to bide my time and take it slow, but then I learned just yesterday to rush and never waste a day. Now I'm convinced the whole day long that all I've learned is always wrong. Things are true that I forget, but no one taught that to me yet
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    me: got any irish in ya?
    her: um, i dont think so...
    me: want some?


    :cool:
  • stateoflove79stateoflove79 Posts: 2,845
    my2hands wrote:
    me: got any irish in ya?
    her: um, i dont think so...
    me: want some?


    :cool:
    I've seen that one...but with Italian instead of Irish...another good one is...

    Is there a mirror in your pants b/c I can see myself in them.
    Is it so wrong to think that love can keep us safe?
  • justjoshingujustjoshingu Posts: 538
    my2hands wrote:
    me: got any irish in ya?
    her: um, i dont think so...
    me: want some?


    :cool:

    i've heard that but with mexican....mainly cause im mexican.

    i did have a female coworker whose pickup line was the "nice shoes, lets fuck"

    always worked for her, but that was probably because she was unbelievably hot.
    mean people suck!
    but nice people sw****w

  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    justjoshingu wrote:
    i've heard that but with mexican....mainly cause im mexican.

    i did have a female coworker whose pickup line was the "nice shoes, lets fuck"

    always worked for her, but that was probably because she was unbelievably hot.

    And she was a woman........
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • justjoshingujustjoshingu Posts: 538
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    And she was a woman........

    yup. a hot young woman. she used that line on a pro skater. a very famous one. and it worked.

    of course if a guy used that on a girl, i'm pretty sure he would not get anywhere and would prolly be considered gay, cause seriously, what guy notices shoes..
    mean people suck!
    but nice people sw****w

  • noisy mindnoisy mind Posts: 65
    "if you touch it, it will come."

    like a charm.
  • roarroar Posts: 1,116
    he said i had a purdy mouth.
  • justjoshingujustjoshingu Posts: 538
    roar wrote:
    he said i had a purdy mouth.

    i actually got told this by a late forties year old waiter at the cracker barrel. so very awkward i never went back.
    mean people suck!
    but nice people sw****w

  • hodgehodge Posts: 519
    go up to a girl and ask her how much a polar bear weighs. She says "I don't know" and then you say, "Let's just say it's enough to break the ice, I'm {insert name here}, how are you tonight?"
    ..and you will come to find that we are all one mind, capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable
  • justjoshingujustjoshingu Posts: 538
    according to the "pick up artist" on vh1, the best thing to say is,

    "hey did you guys see the fight outside?"

    oh and i almost forgot

    best pick up line in arkansas?

    hey, ma, i think dad left to work.....


    sorry to my friends in arkansas
    mean people suck!
    but nice people sw****w

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