10 things women should know about Match.com

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  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    Get_Right wrote:
    was it one of those straw covered bottles?

    ;)


    HA!

    probably :D

    and for the record I am still waiting for you to find my man.... I trust you - I can say that about VERY FEW people.... so get to work!!!!!

    no penile enlargement patch inventors please :p
  • paige_peach
    paige_peach Posts: 35
    Hey now, it's not like all the guys on match.com are winners. Most of them on there are just lucky to get some...
  • PJPixie
    PJPixie Posts: 3,026
    Met the love of my life online...........
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • edvedderrocks
    edvedderrocks Posts: 1,001
    locked wrote:
    from an average Guy on Match.com to most Women

    1) If you sorta look like a guy..we are not going to date you.

    2) If we can't figure out which girl you are in your pictures that have group photos, we know you are not the 'hot" ones..

    3) If all of your photos are from the neck up.. we are not going to ask what the rest looks like..

    4) If you post a list of complaints about who you are "not looking for".. we are not going to date you.. hello! you are already nagging us!

    5) We don't like profiles that describe your "ideal man"... "about my date.. you cook, clean, are in perfect shape, give to the poor, and are wealthy"... its like you are placing an order for take-out!

    6) Give up on the "perfectly comfortable in a black dress or jeans"... overdone... nuf said

    7) Don't tell us how great a relationship you have with your ex... You may want to hide the fact that we may be a "rebound" thing..

    8) Don't brag so much about how many "winks" you are overwhemled with and won't respond to.. If the phone doesn't wink, you know its us.. moving on Ms. Conceited!

    9) All posters named "Red Sox girls" (or insert your local team here) we're not buying it... putting a red sox hat on in your photo is the oldest trick in the Matchbook.

    10) If all your photos have you wearing sunglasses.. call me when you get out of rehab!

    (Feel free to add to this list!)

    How do you know that the "hot" women are really posting their own picture. That "hottie" could be a 300 pound man with a hairy back just seeing how many stupid men respond to their ad. Think about it.
    "I knew all the rules, but the rules did not know me. Guaranteed."

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  • Touchofgray16
    Touchofgray16 Posts: 639
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    yea and thats when the person goes out with serial killer joe

    My daughter went out with him. No, wait a minute she liked a band named serial joe ... never mind.
    "Tweet"

    "Chirp"
  • Touchofgray16
    Touchofgray16 Posts: 639
    comebackboy10 wrote:
    you tried match.com, haha thats funny. pizza and wine such a new yawker, haha

    You makin' fun of my accent? Yeah, I'm talking to you !
    "Tweet"

    "Chirp"
  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    edvedderrocks wrote:
    How do you know that the "hot" women are really posting their own picture. That "hottie" could be a 300 pound man with a hairy back just seeing how many stupid men respond to their ad. Think about it.

    because it costs money to sign up on Match.com

    Its not like craigslist ...
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
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  • CityMouse
    CityMouse Posts: 1,010
    edvedderrocks wrote:
    How do you know that the "hot" women are really posting their own picture. That "hottie" could be a 300 pound man with a hairy back just seeing how many stupid men respond to their ad. Think about it.

    they could be, but they're not. I don't know why this doesn't happen, but it just doesn't.
  • CityMouse
    CityMouse Posts: 1,010
    I gutta say though, eharmony is freaking creepy. I took the "personality test" because they offered it free once...all they ask you about is religion. and all the guys on there just want to get married NOW. it's like for people who are watching the clock going shit, I'm supposed to be married by now.
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    long red wrote:
    girls who pose in group pictures with their friends all while holding up a cup of beer, booze, or wine in an effort to prove to the world that you drink ... go away, i'm tired of you.

    aw, i've got few pictures like that only because i love my beer though :D
  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    I met my girlfriend on match.com. I enjoyed my time on there because it completely took the pressure out of dating. By the time I first met my girlfriend we had already had e-mailed and talked on the phone a few times. So for someone like me, who was out of the dating scene for 12 years, it was great.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    mammasan wrote:
    I met my girlfriend on match.com. I enjoyed my time on there because it completely took the pressure out of dating. By the time I first met my girlfriend we had already had e-mailed and talked on the phone a few times. So for someone like me, who was out of the dating scene for 12 years, it was great.

    word!
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
    EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
    10/25/13 Hartford
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    PJPixie wrote:
    Met the love of my life online...........

    Come on.....we barely know each other

    ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Come on.....we barely know each other

    ;)
    hahahahaha, nice one
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Rygar wrote:
    hahahahaha, nice one

    I'm good for 1 or 2 a month
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    I've done this before...not on match, but ya...
    #'s 2 & 4 were gold!

    I'm still on the fence about it....for someone in their mid-30's it sometimes seems like the only way to meet anyone...BUT....I've been on only four dates out of it...one was good enough for a second date....
    one girl was FAR from the 'average' body type she listed...
    another told me she was 27, but turned out to be 39 (why lie?)
    and the only really hot girl I've met online admitted that she was an escort after we dated for a while :eek: .
  • InHiding19
    InHiding19 Posts: 2,385
    11) E Harmony losers we don't date

    hahahahahahaha online dating is so dumb.....go be social and meet real life people
    Out of the Blue and Into the Black................Uncle Neil Philly 08 here I come!!!!
  • duffy
    duffy Posts: 74
    1 thing men should know about match.com (or any dating site):


    some of us have no interest in looking up your pervy selves on any site and you are vain and suck in general and your kids are fugly.

    :D
  • CityMouse
    CityMouse Posts: 1,010
    Oxxys wrote:
    11) E Harmony losers we don't date

    hahahahahahaha online dating is so dumb.....go be social and meet real life people

    if only it were that easy to meet available people of the sex you prefer.

    seriously, I could (and have) gone for years without crossing paths with any single men, and I'm pretty "social."
  • PJPixie
    PJPixie Posts: 3,026
    CityMouse wrote:
    if only it were that easy to meet available people of the sex you prefer.

    seriously, I could (and have) gone for years without crossing paths with any single men, and I'm pretty "social."


    Years!!! YEARS.......I tell you!! Single Men, not sure what's going on there, I'm like you, I'm pretty social..........Married Men? yeah, they seem to flock to me......... :(
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........

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