Reading.........
PJPixie
Posts: 3,026
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to
take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book' she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
I need to read more.......Since I got the internet in my home, I don't read nearly as much as I used to! :(
..........anyway, this was a joke. Hope it doesn't offend anyone. Way too many people get too easily offended.
take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book' she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
I need to read more.......Since I got the internet in my home, I don't read nearly as much as I used to! :(
..........anyway, this was a joke. Hope it doesn't offend anyone. Way too many people get too easily offended.
The best use of Life is Love.
The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
I'm never as good as when you're there.........
The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
I'm never as good as when you're there.........
Post edited by Unknown User on
0
Comments
Katowice 2007
London 2007