Rocker Boys = Dogs

PJPixie

I just read this in a magazine. Thought it was cute so I decided to post it

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Guys in Bands have way too much in common with stray dogs. Here's how to tell if yours has fleas:

* Humps Everything
* When groupies approach, his tongue hangs out.
* Smells Bad
* BO should not be an anarchist statement.
* Doesn't come when called.
* Rock boys NEVER pick up the phone
* Screws up your home
* Soils your sheets and inhales your food
* Starts out cute and ends up a drag, Just like the sweet Collie that poo's on
your rug..

Still, there's hope.....OBEDIENCE TRAINING. Because they sure are adorable.

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I love Rocker Boys and I love Dogs!!

eyedclaar

Motherfuckers are like a plague of locusts when they show up at my pad for band practice. Anything that can be stuffed into a pipe and anything resembling alcohol is gone before the 1st song is played. Needless to say, my wife loves band practice.

PJPixie

eyedclaar wrote:

Motherfuckers are like a plague of locusts when they show up at my pad for band practice. Anything that can be stuffed into a pipe and anything resembling alcohol is gone before the 1st song is played. Needless to say, my wife loves band practice.

I wanna go to band practice!!

eyedclaar

Can you fit in a go-go cage AND shake a tambourine? If so, great. If not, hell, you can still stop by.

PJPixie

eyedclaar wrote:

Can you fit in a go-go cage AND shake a tambourine? If so, great. If not, hell, you can still stop by.

Even better..........ED gave me a tambourine once, I can shake THAT!!

eyedclaar

PJPixie wrote:

Even better..........ED gave me a tambourine once, I can shake THAT!!

That would give you the most blessed instrument in the band. Doug Martsch from Built to Spill once joined us on stage and played my Les Paul, but that's still no tambourine from Ed. I look forward to you leaving band practice in a foggy state and "forgetting" your prized possession.

PJPixie

I'd NEVER forget that thing!!

So when is practice?

eyedclaar

PJPixie wrote:

I'd NEVER forget that thing!!

So when is practice?

Whenever you show up, of course. I'll rally the troops. If it's anything like most practices, we'll write several kick-ass jams and then promptly forget them.

PJPixie

That rules, sounds like we're gonna have a blast!!!!

SENROCK

PJPixie wrote:

I just read this in a magazine. Thought it was cute so I decided to post it

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Guys in Bands have way too much in common with stray dogs. Here's how to tell if yours has fleas:

* Humps Everything
* When groupies approach, his tongue hangs out.
* Smells Bad
* BO should not be an anarchist statement.
* Doesn't come when called.
* Rock boys NEVER pick up the phone
* Screws up your home
* Soils your sheets and inhales your food
* Starts out cute and ends up a drag, Just like the sweet Collie that poo's on
your rug..

Still, there's hope.....OBEDIENCE TRAINING. Because they sure are adorable.

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I love Rocker Boys and I love Dogs!!

sounds like my kinda guy!!!

PJ_ROCKS

SENROCK! wrote:

sounds like my kinda guy!!!

really...never would have thunk that

Drop The Leash 10

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q317/Colby892_2007/1418379479_l.jpg

my dog is a Dog and a RockStar

got a light???

PJ_ROCKS

Drop The Leash 10 wrote:

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q317/Colby892_2007/1418379479_l.jpg

my dog is a Dog and a RockStar

got a light???

how did u pull that off...

PJPixie

PJ_ROCKS wrote:

how did u pull that off...

Ha ha ahah...........that's good!! Smoking Dog




Dude, don't I know you?

PJ_ROCKS

PJPixie wrote:

Ha ha ahah...........that's good!! Smoking Dog




Dude, don't I know you?

how could you forget me

PJPixie

PJ_ROCKS wrote:

how could you forget me

There's NO WAY i could forget you!!! You make someone I love.......very very very very happy

Drop The Leash 10

PJPixie wrote:

Dude, don't I know you?

ya might, i've become a frequent poster here.

PJ_ROCKS wrote:

how did u pull that off...

pure luck. my dad just gave it to him too see if he would hold it in his mouth and he did for a good 10 minutes and then my dad smoked it.

PJ_ROCKS

PJPixie wrote:

There's NO WAY i could forget you!!! You make someone I love.......very very very very happy

jus me, u kno that

and i only get very 4 times...lol

PJ_ROCKS

Drop The Leash 10 wrote:

ya might, i've become a frequent poster here.



pure luck. my dad just gave it to him too see if he would hold it in his mouth and he did for a good 10 minutes and then my dad smoked it.

classic picture....

wonder if i should try that with my dog, who am i kidding she would probably eat it.... ewww

PJPixie

PJ_ROCKS wrote:

jus me, u kno that

and i only get very 4 times...lol

translation please?? wtf does that all say?
nevermind i get it! and only 4 "very's" just for now. People might get jealous.

PJ_ROCKS

PJPixie wrote:

translation please?? wtf does that all say?

that im DAZED and CONFUSED

PJPixie

PJ_ROCKS wrote:

that im DAZED and CONFUSED

I heard from the one I love that you are also "hott" and NEVER confused.

PJ_ROCKS

PJPixie wrote:

I heard from the one I love that you are also "hott" and NEVER confused.

OH MY! now everyone will think that.... im jus a lonely frog....

hahahaha

SENROCK

PJ_ROCKS wrote:

really...never would have thunk that

well, of course i was KIDDING. i mean, im all about the quiet, shy, good listener, hard working, NICE, dog loving, "mature", football loving type of guy ya know?