Why is it that GUYS..........

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    We can't help it...

    It's like that unannounced boner

    Just happens


    well you can control having to spit but instant wood is completely uncontrollable :D
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    We can't help it...

    It's like that unannounced boner

    Just happens
    Shit, I hate it when that happens! I'm in my 40's and that shit still happens to me. Usually right before I have to get off the train. (no pun intended.. "get off") :)
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    for same reasons most women spit. texture can be a bitch sometimes... just sayin...

    :D

    eh..you had to go there?!

    lol...
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  • Big EdBig Ed Posts: 331
    What's a snot rocket?
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Big Ed wrote:
    What's a snot rocket?

    You're kidding ?

    If not it's when you push down on one side of your nostril and blow real hard so the other side shoots out boogers on to the ground ...not into a tissue
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  • My boyfriend always does it and now my son's starting to copy. I don't know how to get him to stop.
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    My boyfriend always does it and now my son's starting to copy. I don't know how to get him to stop.

    You can always beat the shit out of him when he does it. :D See, there is always something you can do if you really want to.
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  • meisteredermeistereder Posts: 1,577
    You're kidding ?

    If not it's when you push down on one side of your nostril and blow real hard so the other side shoots out boogers on to the ground ...not into a tissue

    That's an Oakie Blow.
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  • mkcapsmkcaps Posts: 36
    I get tired of seeing it in front of the store I work at.
    AND it seems that guys think the whole world is their urninal!!
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Now, I'm gonna get real gross. The girls may want to turn away. But why when you go into a public restroom there is usually some huge loogie in the urinal just swimming around not going anywhere?
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    kh65 wrote:
    Now, I'm gonna get real gross. The girls may want to turn away. But why when you go into a public restroom there is usually some huge loogie in the urinal just swimming around not going anywhere?


    it's a target....if you hit it, you can yell "i sunk your battleship"
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    kh65 wrote:
    Now, I'm gonna get real gross. The girls may want to turn away. But why when you go into a public restroom there is usually some huge loogie in the urinal just swimming around not going anywhere?

    Boys are so gross! :p
  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    cutback wrote:
    it's a target....if you hit it, you can yell "i sunk your battleship"
    :D:D
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Boys are so gross! :p

    and you love us :p:D
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    cutback wrote:
    and you love us :p:D

    SOMEtimes :p


    ;)
  • binauralsoundsbinauralsounds Posts: 1,357
    libragirl wrote:
    eh..you had to go there?!

    lol...

    HA :D
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    It is SO gross :eek: Everytime I walk by a guy and he spits I want to turn to him and say "If you didn't like the taste, you shouldn't have swallowed" but then I figure I like my features the way they are and I am not looking to have them re-arranged :p ....unless of course, they can make my ass smaller :D


    A lady never spits ;)
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    It is SO gross :eek: Everytime I walk by a guy and he spits I want to turn to him and say "If you didn't like the taste, you shouldn't have swallowed" but then I figure I like my features the way they are and I am not looking to have them re-arranged :p ....unless of course, they can make my ass smaller :D


    A lady never spits ;)


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  • HinnyHinny Posts: 1,610
    I have a big chesty cough and there's a lot of phlegm.

    I'm sure you just had to know!
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  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    Hinny wrote:
    I have a big chesty cough and there's a lot of phlegm.

    I'm sure you just had to know!

    Well, you have a mullet so it's expected of you to spit!
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  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    spitting is a sign of stress.


    I heard that a long time ago from somewhere.
  • Vedd HeddVedd Hedd Posts: 4,606
    I'm a guy.

    I dont get it.

    And by the way, they dont wash their hands in the bathroom.

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  • Flannel ShirtFlannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    PJPixie wrote:
    .......have to SPIT so much?
    It really is gross and I'd like to be enlightened as to WHY. Maybe If I understood it more, I wouldn't be so repulsed by it. Even Eddie spits a ton on stage and it is soooooooooo gross!
    i spit and i cannot explain it. i dont chew either.

    ed probably spits on stage so his doesnt get caught up in his own phlem when singing.
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  • Flannel ShirtFlannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    Vedd Hedd wrote:
    I'm a guy.

    I dont get it.

    And by the way, they dont wash their hands in the bathroom.

    Yes, your man, too.
    washing your hands after a wizz is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overrated. if you actually flushed the toiled and touched the handle, then yeah, wash your hands....if not, whats the big deal.

    if a girl is willing to go "down" there, why the fuck the commotion about not washing your OWN hands after touching? not getting it.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    You're kidding ?

    If not it's when you push down on one side of your nostril and blow real hard so the other side shoots out boogers on to the ground ...not into a tissue

    and this is bad...why?

    ever been bustin your ass on a construction site or somewhere like that?
    a dude most likely doesn't carry a lil itty bitty tissue in his fucking pocket.
    (excuse me Ralph while I find myself a delicate lil tissue for my fragile lil ass)
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i spit and i cannot explain it. i dont chew either.

    ed probably spits on stage so his doesnt get caught up in his own phlem when singing.


    i don't know about lil eddie and his spitting on stage habits, but check it out @ 0:49 seconds....my dude's an animal
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA1FcINt47U
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    i don't know about lil eddie and his spitting on stage habits, but check it out @ 0:49 seconds....my dude's an animal
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA1FcINt47U

    i find this pretty interesting..
    spitting on stage @ the Budokan
    while playing a guitar solo and the star spangled banner
    all while hacking up phlem all over the place..
    and in Japan of all places..
    watch/listen particularly @ 7:00 minutes even..
    rock..
    is this rude?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQWCH9ffY3k
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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    PJPixie wrote:
    lmao!!


    Thanks, Pixie :)


    :D
  • PJamGrunge10PJamGrunge10 California Posts: 596
    I have a terrible habit of spitting... not totally sure why.


    I always think about it which causes me to build up spit in my mouth, so I must spit it out cus it's annoying to swallow it.
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    i've know some girls that were spitters too...oh, wait...nevermind.
    ooooooh pixxx has a saying...."spitters are quitters!" :D
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