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  • hahahaha! This is awesome!

    You can't even imagine how much fun we had taking pics with this thing last night. We were laughing so loudly that we actually woke up the baby...lol. :D
  • Saturnal wrote:
    http://intoxicology.com:81/images/me_voodoo.jpg

    Me @ VoodooFest '07

    awesome time :)



    YOU WERE AT VOODOO? Nice!


    You didn't see this band, by chance, did you?

    http://www.icecreamman.com/images/projects/voodoo2007/big/Voodoo_2007_Tchoupchupacabra_Fri_%20CraSH_001.jpg
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    I like that you're in Jersey so I won't have to travel far. Driving over 10 miles gets me out of breath. Unfortunately, you do not have enough chins for my liking. Do you think you could consume about 80,000 calories by this weekend?


    lol I'll work on it!

    At the very least, I could go up a jeans size by then. :D
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    speaking if body types I love...

    First Come, First Served. Ah, who am I kidding. I'm a buffet kind of guy!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    lol I'll work on it!

    At the very least, I could go up a jeans size by then. :D

    What are jeans? Do they make them with with industrial strength elastic waistbands? If so, I'll have to try them out. As for our date, how does fanny pack shopping sound?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    First Come, First Served. Ah, who am I kidding. I'm a buffet kind of guy!

    Oh no!!!!!!!!! I got here too late!

    Here's a picture for you Mookie. This is me at our local 'biggest sausage in Wiltshire' fair. :D And I said sausage, not winkle dinkle! :D

    gjjjfd.jpg
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Oh no!!!!!!!!! I got here too late!

    Here's a picture for you Mookie. This is me at our local 'biggest sausage in Wiltshire' fair. :D And I said sausage, not winkle dinkle! :D

    gjjjfd.jpg

    Sweet! It's been awhile since I've had a good gumming!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    What are jeans? Do they make them with with industrial strength elastic waistbands? If so, I'll have to try them out. As for our date, how does fanny pack shopping sound?


    Fanny pack shopping is great! A girl can never have too many fanny packs!

    Also, can we swing by a t-shirt shop? I want to order some new custom t-shirts with pics of my cats on them, and see if they have any good Tweety Bird t-shirts available in size XXL.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Fanny pack shopping is great! A girl can never have too many fanny packs!

    Also, can we swing by a t-shirt shop? I want to order some new custom t-shirts with pics of my cats on them, and see if they have any good Tweety Bird t-shirts available in size XXL.

    I will agree to the t-shirt shop on two accounts. First, any and all t-shirts purchased have to be in bright colors so that we can be seen from miles away. And second, you have to agree that whomever eats the most pork grinds in an hour will have to pay for dinner.

    Also, I never put out on a first date. Too much bathing involved.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Yeah, I missed your band there. Sunday was the only day I got there early...I was trying to tour the city and do the festival at the same time.

    How great was the weather? My lord...didn't see one cloud the entire 3 days.
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    IAnd second, you have to agree that whomever eats the most pork grinds in an hour will have to pay for dinner.

    First of all, pork rinds AND dinner? Wow! I feel like a princess!
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Also, I never put out on a first date. Too much bathing involved.

    Ok, but then don't expect me to tweeze my unibrow.

    Or my chin(s).

    I'd still like to bring you to my place afterwards, so you can see my beanie baby collection.
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    First of all, pork rinds AND dinner? Wow! I feel like a princess!



    Ok, but then don't expect me to tweeze my unibrow.

    Or my chin(s).

    I'd still like to bring you to my place afterwards, so you can see my beanie baby collection.

    Sorry about the error of calling pork rinds "grinds". That is how I refer to them as my sugar riddled teeth are far too brittle to actually chew them. I have to grind them up between my knees prior to consumption. As to the unibrow, don't even think of tweezing it. Unibrows remind me of caterpillar cookies I eat everyday. Finally, I am very excited to see you beanie baby collection. Is it ok with you if I bring my imaginary friend Charlie along to chaperone for us?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    I was going to post on one of those match.com sites but figured I would try here first. Ladies, I'm free. Are You?

    http://media.moron.com/photo/fatguythong.jpg

    Ohhhhhh duude. !!!

    You are so getting laid in that thong...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Sorry, thread got hijacked for my personal gain. Back to posting pics. Here's one a friend of mine took of me. It's filed under the humor category. Ok, it wasn't a friend but rather a timer I set on the camera, but my camera is my friend. I say this pic makes me look like a snorkel, my friend, err camera, thinks I look like a snorkel. What do you think?

    http://blogs.nypost.com/40by40/Fat-Guy-in-Chair.jpg
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Ohhhhhh duude. !!!

    You are so getting laid in that thong...


    I always thought the thong would seal the deal. It helps, but what really makes the magic happen is my rat tail!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • I've been working on a sexy music video, it's nearly complete. I used to have more hair a few years ago... it's all moved to my ass... :( :D

    http://www.moron.com/media/671/Disturbing_Music_Video_/
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Me and dunk at our last slumber party. Dunks on top. He always is:

    http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i10/mookie9999/LetMeDown.jpg
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Me and dunk at our last slumber party. Dunks on top. He always is:

    http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i10/mookie9999/LetMeDown.jpg


    aww snookums thats so sweet.. i believe you are eyeing up my G string there?

    is that your own photo.. i mean did you take it? :cool:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    aww snookums thats so sweet.. i believe you are eyeing up my G string there?

    is that your own photo.. i mean did you take it? :cool:

    How could I have taken it, if I'm in it?




































    Yes it's mine.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775

    what the fuck? that is going to haunt my dreams for the next week.
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    what the fuck? that is going to haunt my dreams for the next week.


    hehe, I'm not pretty? :(
  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    hehe, I'm not pretty? :(

    no. you are dead sexy!
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    That poor dog looks just like "Stripe" in Gremlins!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    That poor dog looks just like "Stripe" in Gremlins!!


    he's so funny! poor doggie!
  • smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    That poor dog looks just like "Stripe" in Gremlins!!

    I concur
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    bumping this seeing as how 2 other picture threads were locked...
    I love to turn you on
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    bumping this seeing as how 2 other picture threads were locked...

    this one will get locked too! :eek: as soon as the "regulars" start posting pics and waiting for compliments from EACH OTHER!!! :eek: poor lance gray. *sigh*
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  • mookie9999 wrote:
    Me and dunk at our last slumber party. Dunks on top. He always is:

    http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i10/mookie9999/LetMeDown.jpg

    I think your egos are going to your heads a bit. Nice photo though Mookie!
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