I like that you're in Jersey so I won't have to travel far. Driving over 10 miles gets me out of breath. Unfortunately, you do not have enough chins for my liking. Do you think you could consume about 80,000 calories by this weekend?
lol I'll work on it!
At the very least, I could go up a jeans size by then.
At the very least, I could go up a jeans size by then.
What are jeans? Do they make them with with industrial strength elastic waistbands? If so, I'll have to try them out. As for our date, how does fanny pack shopping sound?
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
What are jeans? Do they make them with with industrial strength elastic waistbands? If so, I'll have to try them out. As for our date, how does fanny pack shopping sound?
Fanny pack shopping is great! A girl can never have too many fanny packs!
Also, can we swing by a t-shirt shop? I want to order some new custom t-shirts with pics of my cats on them, and see if they have any good Tweety Bird t-shirts available in size XXL.
Fanny pack shopping is great! A girl can never have too many fanny packs!
Also, can we swing by a t-shirt shop? I want to order some new custom t-shirts with pics of my cats on them, and see if they have any good Tweety Bird t-shirts available in size XXL.
I will agree to the t-shirt shop on two accounts. First, any and all t-shirts purchased have to be in bright colors so that we can be seen from miles away. And second, you have to agree that whomever eats the most pork grinds in an hour will have to pay for dinner.
Also, I never put out on a first date. Too much bathing involved.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
First of all, pork rinds AND dinner? Wow! I feel like a princess!
Ok, but then don't expect me to tweeze my unibrow.
Or my chin(s).
I'd still like to bring you to my place afterwards, so you can see my beanie baby collection.
Sorry about the error of calling pork rinds "grinds". That is how I refer to them as my sugar riddled teeth are far too brittle to actually chew them. I have to grind them up between my knees prior to consumption. As to the unibrow, don't even think of tweezing it. Unibrows remind me of caterpillar cookies I eat everyday. Finally, I am very excited to see you beanie baby collection. Is it ok with you if I bring my imaginary friend Charlie along to chaperone for us?
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
Sorry, thread got hijacked for my personal gain. Back to posting pics. Here's one a friend of mine took of me. It's filed under the humor category. Ok, it wasn't a friend but rather a timer I set on the camera, but my camera is my friend. I say this pic makes me look like a snorkel, my friend, err camera, thinks I look like a snorkel. What do you think?
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
aww snookums thats so sweet.. i believe you are eyeing up my G string there?
is that your own photo.. i mean did you take it? :cool:
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
That poor dog looks just like "Stripe" in Gremlins!!
I concur
1998 ~ Barrie
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
bumping this seeing as how 2 other picture threads were locked...
this one will get locked too! :eek: as soon as the "regulars" start posting pics and waiting for compliments from EACH OTHER!!! :eek: poor lance gray. *sigh*
~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
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EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
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You can't even imagine how much fun we had taking pics with this thing last night. We were laughing so loudly that we actually woke up the baby...lol.
YOU WERE AT VOODOO? Nice!
You didn't see this band, by chance, did you?
http://www.icecreamman.com/images/projects/voodoo2007/big/Voodoo_2007_Tchoupchupacabra_Fri_%20CraSH_001.jpg
lol I'll work on it!
At the very least, I could go up a jeans size by then.
First Come, First Served. Ah, who am I kidding. I'm a buffet kind of guy!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
What are jeans? Do they make them with with industrial strength elastic waistbands? If so, I'll have to try them out. As for our date, how does fanny pack shopping sound?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Oh no!!!!!!!!! I got here too late!
Here's a picture for you Mookie. This is me at our local 'biggest sausage in Wiltshire' fair. And I said sausage, not winkle dinkle!
Sweet! It's been awhile since I've had a good gumming!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Fanny pack shopping is great! A girl can never have too many fanny packs!
Also, can we swing by a t-shirt shop? I want to order some new custom t-shirts with pics of my cats on them, and see if they have any good Tweety Bird t-shirts available in size XXL.
I will agree to the t-shirt shop on two accounts. First, any and all t-shirts purchased have to be in bright colors so that we can be seen from miles away. And second, you have to agree that whomever eats the most pork grinds in an hour will have to pay for dinner.
Also, I never put out on a first date. Too much bathing involved.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
How great was the weather? My lord...didn't see one cloud the entire 3 days.
First of all, pork rinds AND dinner? Wow! I feel like a princess!
Ok, but then don't expect me to tweeze my unibrow.
Or my chin(s).
I'd still like to bring you to my place afterwards, so you can see my beanie baby collection.
The night Holyfield caught me with a right..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Sorry about the error of calling pork rinds "grinds". That is how I refer to them as my sugar riddled teeth are far too brittle to actually chew them. I have to grind them up between my knees prior to consumption. As to the unibrow, don't even think of tweezing it. Unibrows remind me of caterpillar cookies I eat everyday. Finally, I am very excited to see you beanie baby collection. Is it ok with you if I bring my imaginary friend Charlie along to chaperone for us?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Ohhhhhh duude. !!!
You are so getting laid in that thong...
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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( o.O)
(")_(")
http://blogs.nypost.com/40by40/Fat-Guy-in-Chair.jpg
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
I always thought the thong would seal the deal. It helps, but what really makes the magic happen is my rat tail!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
http://www.moron.com/media/671/Disturbing_Music_Video_/
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
(\__/)
( o.O)
(")_(")
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i10/mookie9999/LetMeDown.jpg
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
aww snookums thats so sweet.. i believe you are eyeing up my G string there?
is that your own photo.. i mean did you take it? :cool:
How could I have taken it, if I'm in it?
Yes it's mine.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2005/10/05/294252/ugliest.dog.sam.release.jpg
woof woof
what the fuck? that is going to haunt my dreams for the next week.
hehe, I'm not pretty? :(
no. you are dead sexy!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
he's so funny! poor doggie!
I concur
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
I think your egos are going to your heads a bit. Nice photo though Mookie!