Bernie Mac passes away...

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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    g under p wrote:
    *I Ain't Scared You MoFo....You Don't Understand* WARNING It ain't clean folks cause Berine can curse, this is from the first time I ever saw him live. Funny Stuff but it ain't clean. :D

    Bernie Mac on Def Comedy Jam


    Peace
    I remember the first time I watched that, I was in tears from laughter. "I love sex. Love it. Can't do SHIT no mo'. And I'm blessed. I'm big boneded. I'm heavy structured. I'm hung low. When I pull my shit out, the whole room get dark"

    He managed to make a very crude and silly style of comedy hilarious purely because of his delivery.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,247
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I remember the first time I watched that, I was in tears from laughter. "I love sex. Love it. Can't do SHIT no mo'. And I'm blessed. I'm big boneded. I'm heavy structured. I'm hung low. When I pull my shit out, the whole room get dark"

    He managed to make a very crude and silly style of comedy hilarious purely because of his delivery.

    His dilivery was so good cause he made it seem so serious while you knew he was just joking.

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • CROJAM95
    CROJAM95 NEW YORK Posts: 11,189
    Corduroyboy wrote:
    Sad sad news. I hope Artie Lange isn't next.


    RIP Bernie


    No offense If Artie goes its his own fault...his drunken coked up act is old, I like Artie too

    Bernie was a sick man...Artie has money and all he knows what to do with it is put it up his nose and eat himself to death
  • ilovesinging
    ilovesinging Posts: 255
    This is so sad to hear.


    RIP Bernie Mac.
    To Someone Who Needed To Move Their Car:"Congratulations! You win,you get towed!"-E.V.

    ilovesinging-The crazy lady that you catch in detention. Yeah,you can talk to me.
    I am me-I would love to keep it that way.
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    dam. RIP :(
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • CServant
    CServant DCO Posts: 1,182
    R.I.P. Bernie Mac.
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." Mark Twain
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    i was so shocked to hear this, he was SO young! :( RIP
  • IAmMyself
    IAmMyself Posts: 671
    He was a funny mother fucker! RIP Bernie! :(
    "Please help me to help you, help yourself." EV
  • PearlJamaholic
    PearlJamaholic Posts: 2,019
    THC wrote:
    RIP

    why would obama breathe a sigh of relief though? did i miss something?

    at one of obama speech things bernie did his act and went too far for the politics thing. another one of those 'omg i cant believe he offended anyone he's a comdian' obama just tried to cover himself i guess.

    "My little nephew came to me and he said, 'Uncle, what's the difference between a hypothetical question and a realistic question?'" Mac told the crowd, "I said, ‘I don't know,’ but I said, 'I'll tell you what you do. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd make love to the mailman for $50,000.’”

    The joke continued with the mother saying she'd sleep "with anyone" for $50,000 -- and then continuing to include Mac's daughter hypothetically answering the question in the same way.

    "Hypothetically speaking, we should have $100,000. But realistically speaking we live with two hos,” Mac said delivering the punch line that solicited a few hecklers in the political crowd.

    people need to lighten up, its a joke......
    http://db.etree.org/PearlJamaholic
  • Allie
    Allie Posts: 2,908
    I was shocked to hear about it earlier today and felt saddened to hear of it. I find it hard to believe he died just from pneumonia when he was already being hospitalized for it. They said online he also had a history of a lung disease so perhaps that complicated things. I feel sad for his family also. May he RIP.

    I thought he was funny when I watched him. That movie with Ashton Kutcher was funny.
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    that was surprising and sad.
    I had just read yesterday that he was doing better.

    RIP
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,247
    Sister-in-Law Speaks of Mac's Last Hours

    He knew how bad things were and trried to keep everyone calm.

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


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