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iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I bought a glen phillips' cd from cdbaby today online. this is my second email from them, my shipment confirmation.

what kind of crap is this? read:

"Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Thursday, July 3rd.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sigh..."
9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
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  • Cree NationsCree Nations Posts: 2,247
    thats kinda funny
    >>>>
    >
    ...a lover and a fighter.
    "I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa

    http://www.videosift.com/video/Obamas-Message-To-American-Indians

    Edmonton, AB. September 5th, 2005
    Vancouver, BC. April 3rd, 2008
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  • HushBullHushBull Posts: 996
    Are fucking kidding me? That is some of the most wickedly awesome shit ever!!!!
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    It sounds like they need more business so they're not bored writing up these confirmations. :p

    Either that or they're hoping this will take off in a marketing way.

    But that was quite entertaining.
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    why don't they get glen phillips to kiss my cd or personally deliver it to me?

    that would be better. look what I paid for it:

    1 of GLEN PHILLIPS: Mr Lemons ($12.97 each)

    SHIPPING: $2.25
    GRAND TOTAL : $15.22 - US Dollars

    I could have bought it used online but I wanted him to get the royalties.
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    also....in my email, the from line says

    CD BABY loves you
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
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