I just heard the worst story...

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  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    There is a slight "twang" to my ranch dressing.... yummy... crudite anyone?
    I just love this post :D
  • This is a really famous urban myth over here... along with local chinese restaurants having 4 traces of cat found in their chow mein :rolleyes:

    It probably has happened at some point but it always makes me laugh when i hear it.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    This is a really famous urban myth over here... along with local chinese restaurants having 4 traces of cat found in their chow mein :rolleyes:

    It probably has happened at some point but it always makes me laugh when i hear it.

    OMG... I ate pussy?
  • OMG... I ate pussy?

    i'm sure it's happened once or twice ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    now now.... but for once speechless... I figure i could dig the hole deeper but won't
  • now now.... but for once speechless... I figure i could dig the hole deeper but won't

    *shakes head and grins* TOOOOOO easy.... :p
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    sometimes its fun to put yourself there... get great responses

    by the way... great smile...
  • sometimes its fun to put yourself there... get great responses

    by the way... great smile...

    why thank you... I pride myself on it :cool:
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • stargirl69
    stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    Pretty sure you've been stooged on this one. Firstly, the herpes virus does not exist in semen. It is only transmitted via skin to skin contact, when the virus is active, in the outbreak phase.
    Secondly, if it were even possible to get cold sores from semen, they wouldn't show up the next day. It takes 14 days or so for the virus to incubate before it moves into the active phase.
    As for HIV, while it's possible, it's highly unlikely. Transmission via the gastro-intestinal tract is difficult, because saliva and stomach acids tend to kill the virus. The most likely way for this kind of transmission would be if the woman in question had a cold sore or lesion in the mouth to begin with, and the virus was able to penetrate and move into the blood stream. Again, it's possible, but not likely. I am tipping this one is a new urban legend.


    Thanks was going to be posting similar view but you got here before me.This would all be highly unlikely,yes not impossible but extremely extremely rare.
    Yeah we've all heard the stories,saw the video footage of the scanky things that go on in restuarants etc but ignorance as to how diseases are spread is more dangerous.
    Who ever started this urban legend/myth should research the actual transmission of herpes and the hiv virus before being stupid enough to start this myth in the first place.
    Christ if we could all get the oral herpes virus from semen the act of oral sex would all but disappear.
    Fool go forth and tell your legend.
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