Public Service Announcement for the soon to be Wedded.

Pacomc79

Don't freaking get the expensive Tux rental package.... It's lame as balls.

First off, no one really gives a crap about the ceremony, it's picture taking ring swapping then on to boose. It's patently offensive if you choose the non alcohol option, no one should put that many people in a room toegther of various demographic and social backgrounds without social lubricant.

2nd) NO one gives a crap about the men in the ceremony except the bride and even then everyone knows it's about her and showing off the dress etc because you guys dream about that, otherwise The man would have spent a couple grand on a great TV instead of that big honking ring on your finger that Debeers marketed to you. After all the TV would be a hell of a lot more useful than a giant piece of old carbon.

3rd) See point two If you rent a tuxedo that costs more than 100 bucks to rent you should pick up the extra tab. I've got almost 2 grand in tuxedo rentals the last 3 years.... I work my ass off to get bonuses to cover your stupid wedding tux rentals... for 3 hours worth of pictures.... then I get stuck with hotel fees and flights too? Lame. It dosen't matter if Ralph Lauren or Tommy Hilfiger put thier name the tux, it's freaking black... it's a tux. they look the same, as long as the stupid silly vest or tie match the stupid silly peutrid dresses you force brides maids to buy and wear then you're golden. $170 to rent the "premium style" tuxedo is lame unless it comes with a happy ending. It's not even like it's not made by the same children in china that knit the Oscar De La Renta versions.


Spend the money on the party and the honeymoon. The ceremony is a freaking ceremony that's largely trite boring and going through the motions... you live your vows.... don't make your friends waste all their money on ridiculous dresses and tuxedos.... and then give them some stupid engraved thing with a date on it to throw in a drawer or give to charity.... a bottle of good bourbon whisky with my name written in magic marker would be more appreciated.

Thanks, Rant over.

sennin

I bought a suit.

PJPixie

Pacomc79 wrote:

Don't freaking get the expensive Tux rental package.... It's lame as balls.

First off, no one really gives a crap about the ceremony, it's picture taking ring swapping then on to boose. It's patently offensive if you choose the non alcohol option, no one should put that many people in a room toegther of various demographic and social backgrounds without social lubricant.

2nd) NO one gives a crap about the men in the ceremony except the bride and even then everyone knows it's about her and showing off the dress etc because you guys dream about that, otherwise The man would have spent a couple grand on a great TV instead of that big honking ring on your finger that Debeers marketed to you. After all the TV would be a hell of a lot more useful than a giant piece of old carbon.

3rd) See point two If you rent a tuxedo that costs more than 100 bucks to rent you should pick up the extra tab. I've got almost 2 grand in tuxedo rentals the last 3 years.... I work my ass off to get bonuses to cover your stupid wedding tux rentals... for 3 hours worth of pictures.... then I get stuck with hotel fees and flights too? Lame. It dosen't matter if Ralph Lauren or Tommy Hilfiger put thier name the tux, it's freaking black... it's a tux. they look the same, as long as the stupid silly vest or tie match the stupid silly peutrid dresses you force brides maids to buy and wear then you're golden. $170 to rent the "premium style" tuxedo is lame unless it comes with a happy ending. It's not even like it's not made by the same children in china that knit the Oscar De La Renta versions.


Spend the money on the party and the honeymoon. The ceremony is a freaking ceremony that's largely trite boring and going through the motions... you live your vows.... don't make your friends waste all their money on ridiculous dresses and tuxedos.... and then give them some stupid engraved thing with a date on it to throw in a drawer or give to charity.... a bottle of good bourbon whisky with my name written in magic marker would be more appreciated.

Thanks, Rant over.

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