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i laughed my ass off!!!!!!!

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,882
edited November 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
so shopping today.....

i stop at wal-mart today for my annual purchase of socks and underwear...

as i am in the undie aisle looking .........

a lady walks up to me and says....."they have a whole display of the brand at the end of the aisle"

i reply..."thank you"

she says...."what SIZE are you????"

i put a shit eating grin on my face and reply very slowly and silly "LARGE"...

hehehehehehehehe.....................

kathy who is standing next to me just shakes her head and starts cracking up......

the lady just smiled and realized she was begging for that reply.....hehehehehe

but ya got to love perfect fucking strangers asking about your undies.....hahahahahahaha
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • CateetoCateeto Posts: 377
    My sister asked for undies for Christmas...

    I was so tempted to get her the multicolored granny panties hehehehehehehe

    :D
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,882
    Cateeto wrote:
    My sister asked for undies for Christmas...

    I was so tempted to get her the multicolored granny panties hehehehehehehe

    :D
    i fucking have asked for socks and underwear for christmas for 10-15 years.....nobody buys them for me.....

    so now the highlight of christmas is going out and buying them myself....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • CateetoCateeto Posts: 377
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    i fucking have asked for socks and underwear for christmas for 10-15 years.....nobody buys them for me.....

    so now the highlight of christmas is going out and buying them myself....
    Fine then... I'll send you the grannie panties!

    :D:D:D
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  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 3,965
    Fun times! :D
    "I'd rather be with an animal." "Those that can be trusted can change their mind." "The in between is mine." "If I don't lose control, explore and not explode, a preternatural other plane with the power to maintain." "Yeh this is living." "Life is what you make it."
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,882
    wolfbear wrote:
    Fun times! :D
    if ya cant have fun in the undear aisle at wal-mart.......

    then where can ya have fun????

    hehehehehe.............

    HELLO WOLFY!!!!!!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    you just reminded me, i need to buy socks!
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,882
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    you just reminded me, i need to buy socks!
    CHEEKY!!!!!!

    hello sweetcheeks....

    today was a big day for me....not only did i buy myself socks and undies....

    i finally bought immagine in cornice.....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 3,965
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    if ya cant have fun in the undear aisle at wal-mart.......

    then where can ya have fun????

    hehehehehe.............

    HELLO WOLFY!!!!!!!!!!
    Exactly! ;)
    "I'd rather be with an animal." "Those that can be trusted can change their mind." "The in between is mine." "If I don't lose control, explore and not explode, a preternatural other plane with the power to maintain." "Yeh this is living." "Life is what you make it."
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    CHEEKY!!!!!!

    hello sweetcheeks....

    today was a big day for me....not only did i buy myself socks and undies....

    i finally bought immagine in cornice.....
    hey there dear!

    ooooh nice on the dvd score! :)
  • AndyMandersonAndyManderson Posts: 167
    For me, every year i need socks or underwear, i don't get any, when i have plenty and don't need any seem like everyone buys me some.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,882
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    hey there dear!

    ooooh nice on the dvd score! :)
    i see it is mr. vedders birthday today..........

    did you buy HIM socks and undies????

    heheheheh.........
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • chikevinchikevin Posts: 421
    i know this is gonna sound bad in a goofy/fun thread, but...

    really? walmart?
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,882
    chikevin wrote:
    i know this is gonna sound bad in a goofy/fun thread, but...

    really? walmart?
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha................

    yep...

    wal-mart....

    so where do you buy your undies????

    hehehehe.........
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    i see it is mr. vedders birthday today..........

    did you buy HIM socks and undies????

    heheheheh.........
    sure. in the juniors department. he's a short one, our eddie haha
  • chikevinchikevin Posts: 421
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha................

    yep...

    wal-mart....

    so where do you buy your undies????

    hehehehe.........
    you assume i wear them.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,882
    chikevin wrote:
    you assume i wear them.
    i cant believe i am about to have this conversation here.....but here it goes....hehehehehe

    im curious????

    just what the fuck is wrong with buying my undies at wal-mart????

    hehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    I heard something that was kind of funny at the mall the other day.

    There were three teenaged guys sitting at a table and eating their food when I overheard one say, "You ate my fucking cookie you piece of shit!" The other guy went, "I did no such thing!"

    I thought the contrast in communication styles was sort of amusing. I'm sure it was intentional.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    so shopping today.....

    i stop at wal-mart today for my annual purchase of socks and underwear...

    as i am in the undie aisle looking .........

    a lady walks up to me and says....."they have a whole display of the brand at the end of the aisle"

    i reply..."thank you"

    she says...."what SIZE are you????"

    i put a shit eating grin on my face and reply very slowly and silly "LARGE"...

    hehehehehehehehe.....................

    kathy who is standing next to me just shakes her head and starts cracking up......

    the lady just smiled and realized she was begging for that reply.....hehehehehe

    but ya got to love perfect fucking strangers asking about your undies.....hahahahahahaha


    Are you going to ask for socks and underwear again this year?
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