so the local tavern.....

SPEEDY MCCREADY
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has a little game...
every day you are allowed to roll five dice.....it costs you a dollar....and you are only allowed to roll once a day....
if you get 5 of a kind....you win all the money that has been collected..
obviously it can take weeks or even months until someone rolls 5 of a kind...
lets just say...YESTERDAY WAS A GOOD DAY!!!!!!!
hehehehehehehehehe......
CHA-CHING!!!!!!
every day you are allowed to roll five dice.....it costs you a dollar....and you are only allowed to roll once a day....
if you get 5 of a kind....you win all the money that has been collected..
obviously it can take weeks or even months until someone rolls 5 of a kind...
lets just say...YESTERDAY WAS A GOOD DAY!!!!!!!
hehehehehehehehehe......
CHA-CHING!!!!!!
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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How much did you win you lucky git?Dublin 2006
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SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:has a little game...
every day you are allowed to roll five dice.....it costs you a dollar....and you are only allowed to roll once a day....
if you get 5 of a kind....you win all the money that has been collected..
obviously it can take weeks or even months until someone rolls 5 of a kind...
lets just say...YESTERDAY WAS A GOOD DAY!!!!!!!
hehehehehehehehehe......
CHA-CHING!!!!!!
I've seen this and used to do this back in my 'tavern' days...good fun for a buck, and when you sit there for hours on end, what's another dollar, right? Congrats on hitting the pot.I love to turn you on0 -
that is awesome, how much did you win0
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nice.Nice shirt.0
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dang...the odds of hitting that is like 6/9000. The only reason I know is that while in college we had a drinking game that involved rolling dice and scoring points. At my buddy's wedding we brought a set of 5 for him to roll and he hit a 5 of a kind on his first roll so we figured the odds of it out...Congrats on the win.0
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mole1985 wrote:How much did you win you lucky git?
she was happier than a pig in shit......
hehehehehehe............Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....0 -
SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:has a little game...
every day you are allowed to roll five dice.....it costs you a dollar....and you are only allowed to roll once a day....
if you get 5 of a kind....you win all the money that has been collected..
obviously it can take weeks or even months until someone rolls 5 of a kind...
lets just say...YESTERDAY WAS A GOOD DAY!!!!!!!
hehehehehehehehehe......
CHA-CHING!!!!!!
Javier's pub had its summer opening???This is your notice that there is a problem with your signature. Please remove it.
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i'm going to suggest this at the local joint..
congrats!Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
As she slams the door in his drunken face
And now he stands outside
And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green0 -
olderman wrote:i'm going to suggest this at the local joint..
congrats!Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....0 -
Speaking of games with dice and money....
Any of you play this game with money not chips ??
It's pretty cool
http://www.dicegames.com/l-c-r.htmlMy drinking team has a hockey problem
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SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:has a little game...
every day you are allowed to roll five dice.....it costs you a dollar....and you are only allowed to roll once a day....
if you get 5 of a kind....you win all the money that has been collected..
obviously it can take weeks or even months until someone rolls 5 of a kind...
lets just say...YESTERDAY WAS A GOOD DAY!!!!!!!
hehehehehehehehehe......
CHA-CHING!!!!!!
damm lucky speedy maybe i will introduce this here at work.......
jesus greets me looks just like me ....0 -
chromiam wrote:Javier's pub had its summer opening???
summer!?!?
javier's is a year round establishment i believeNice shirt.0 -
QuarterToTen wrote:nice.
the place was up for grabs!!!!!!!
it was fucking HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!
nobody paid for a fucking drink all night.....
marty and i bought for every single person in the bar.....all night long.....Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....0 -
josevolution wrote:damm lucky speedy maybe i will introduce this here at work
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how bout some silo ????? lol
nice job speedy0 -
SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:marty an i were making paper airplanes out of $100 dollar bills and flying them around the bar.....
the place was up for grabs!!!!!!!
it was fucking HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!
nobody paid for a fucking drink all night.....
marty and i bought for every single person in the bar.....all night long.....
Hey Speedy you could have gotten a jump start on your sex toy company!!!I love to turn you on0 -
SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:marty an i were making paper airplanes out of $100 dollar bills and flying them around the bar.....
the place was up for grabs!!!!!!!
it was fucking HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!
nobody paid for a fucking drink all night.....
marty and i bought for every single person in the bar.....all night long.....
outstanding. i'm sure you made a lot of people happy sharing the wealth.
how very generous of you.Nice shirt.0 -
QuarterToTen wrote:outstanding. i'm sure you made a lot of people happy sharing the wealth.
how very generous of you.
marty and i played every single fucking pearl jam song on the juke box.....
everyone in the joint was laughing their asses off....
we even tipped the bartender who wasnt working $100......
hehehehehehe..........
at one point .....i was ripping up $1 bills and throwing it around like confetti.....
ive never seen people laugh so hard in my life.....heheheheheheheTake me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....0 -
QuarterToTen wrote:outstanding. i'm sure you made a lot of people happy sharing the wealth.
how very generous of you.
Congrats! You're a better man than me. If I would've won, I would have tried to double my winnings upstairs at Javier's casino.- Busted down the pretext
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SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:marty an i were making paper airplanes out of $100 dollar bills and flying them around the bar.....
the place was up for grabs!!!!!!!
it was fucking HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!
nobody paid for a fucking drink all night.....
marty and i bought for every single person in the bar.....all night long.....
damm you make it sound like a blast holy fuck ....is there any video of it he he hejesus greets me looks just like me ....0 -
SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:the odds of rolling 5 of a kind... are 1/1296
yea, i assumed the odds were high..
after all, i have played Yahtzee!Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
As she slams the door in his drunken face
And now he stands outside
And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green0
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