so the local tavern.....

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,600
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
has a little game...

every day you are allowed to roll five dice.....it costs you a dollar....and you are only allowed to roll once a day....

if you get 5 of a kind....you win all the money that has been collected..

obviously it can take weeks or even months until someone rolls 5 of a kind...

lets just say...YESTERDAY WAS A GOOD DAY!!!!!!!

hehehehehehehehehe......

CHA-CHING!!!!!!
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • mole1985mole1985 Posts: 1,119
    How much did you win you lucky git?
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    has a little game...

    every day you are allowed to roll five dice.....it costs you a dollar....and you are only allowed to roll once a day....

    if you get 5 of a kind....you win all the money that has been collected..

    obviously it can take weeks or even months until someone rolls 5 of a kind...

    lets just say...YESTERDAY WAS A GOOD DAY!!!!!!!

    hehehehehehehehehe......

    CHA-CHING!!!!!!

    I've seen this and used to do this back in my 'tavern' days...good fun for a buck, and when you sit there for hours on end, what's another dollar, right? Congrats on hitting the pot.
    I love to turn you on
  • thunderDANthunderDAN Posts: 2,094
    that is awesome, how much did you win
  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Posts: 3,636
    nice.
    Nice shirt.
  • ryan198ryan198 Posts: 1,015
    dang...the odds of hitting that is like 6/9000. The only reason I know is that while in college we had a drinking game that involved rolling dice and scoring points. At my buddy's wedding we brought a set of 5 for him to roll and he hit a 5 of a kind on his first roll so we figured the odds of it out...Congrats on the win.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,600
    mole1985 wrote:
    How much did you win you lucky git?
    the bartender got $100 tip....

    she was happier than a pig in shit......

    hehehehehehe............
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • chromiamchromiam Posts: 4,114
    has a little game...

    every day you are allowed to roll five dice.....it costs you a dollar....and you are only allowed to roll once a day....

    if you get 5 of a kind....you win all the money that has been collected..

    obviously it can take weeks or even months until someone rolls 5 of a kind...

    lets just say...YESTERDAY WAS A GOOD DAY!!!!!!!

    hehehehehehehehehe......

    CHA-CHING!!!!!!

    Javier's pub had its summer opening??? :D
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  • oldermanolderman Posts: 1,765
    i'm going to suggest this at the local joint..

    congrats!
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,600
    olderman wrote:
    i'm going to suggest this at the local joint..

    congrats!
    the odds of rolling 5 of a kind... are 1/1296
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Speaking of games with dice and money....

    Any of you play this game with money not chips ??

    It's pretty cool


    http://www.dicegames.com/l-c-r.html
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,573
    has a little game...

    every day you are allowed to roll five dice.....it costs you a dollar....and you are only allowed to roll once a day....

    if you get 5 of a kind....you win all the money that has been collected..

    obviously it can take weeks or even months until someone rolls 5 of a kind...

    lets just say...YESTERDAY WAS A GOOD DAY!!!!!!!

    hehehehehehehehehe......

    CHA-CHING!!!!!!

    damm lucky speedy maybe i will introduce this here at work ;).......
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  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Posts: 3,636
    chromiam wrote:
    Javier's pub had its summer opening??? :D

    summer!?!?

    javier's is a year round establishment i believe :D
    Nice shirt.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,600
    nice.
    marty an i were making paper airplanes out of $100 dollar bills and flying them around the bar.....

    the place was up for grabs!!!!!!!

    it was fucking HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!

    nobody paid for a fucking drink all night.....

    marty and i bought for every single person in the bar.....all night long.....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    damm lucky speedy maybe i will introduce this here at work ;).......


    how bout some silo ????? lol





    nice job speedy
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    marty an i were making paper airplanes out of $100 dollar bills and flying them around the bar.....

    the place was up for grabs!!!!!!!

    it was fucking HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!

    nobody paid for a fucking drink all night.....

    marty and i bought for every single person in the bar.....all night long.....

    Hey Speedy you could have gotten a jump start on your sex toy company!!!
    I love to turn you on
  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Posts: 3,636
    marty an i were making paper airplanes out of $100 dollar bills and flying them around the bar.....

    the place was up for grabs!!!!!!!

    it was fucking HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!

    nobody paid for a fucking drink all night.....

    marty and i bought for every single person in the bar.....all night long.....

    outstanding. i'm sure you made a lot of people happy sharing the wealth.

    how very generous of you.
    Nice shirt.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,600
    outstanding. i'm sure you made a lot of people happy sharing the wealth.

    how very generous of you.
    so....you know he juke box there.........170 pearljam songs????

    marty and i played every single fucking pearl jam song on the juke box.....

    everyone in the joint was laughing their asses off....

    we even tipped the bartender who wasnt working $100......

    hehehehehehe..........

    at one point .....i was ripping up $1 bills and throwing it around like confetti.....

    ive never seen people laugh so hard in my life.....hehehehehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Solat13Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    outstanding. i'm sure you made a lot of people happy sharing the wealth.

    how very generous of you.

    Congrats! You're a better man than me. If I would've won, I would have tried to double my winnings upstairs at Javier's casino. ;)
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,573
    marty an i were making paper airplanes out of $100 dollar bills and flying them around the bar.....

    the place was up for grabs!!!!!!!

    it was fucking HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!

    nobody paid for a fucking drink all night.....

    marty and i bought for every single person in the bar.....all night long.....

    damm you make it sound like a blast holy fuck ....is there any video of it he he he :)
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • oldermanolderman Posts: 1,765
    the odds of rolling 5 of a kind... are 1/1296

    yea, i assumed the odds were high..

    after all, i have played Yahtzee!
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Posts: 3,636
    so....you know he juke box there.........170 pearljam songs????

    marty and i played every single fucking pearl jam song on the juke box.....

    everyone in the joint was laughing their asses off....

    we even tipped the bartender who wasnt working $100......

    hehehehehehe..........

    at one point .....i was ripping up $1 bills and throwing it around like confetti.....

    ive never seen people laugh so hard in my life.....hehehehehehehe

    anyone have any scotch tape?

    so you even played green disease? wow....must have been a good night.

    and i bet no one was laughing harder than you were.

    sounds like a great time had by all.
    Nice shirt.
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,600
    damm you make it sound like a blast holy fuck ....is there any video of it he he he :)
    at one point....

    people were standing at one end of the bar.....
    with their hands in the air....(like goal posts)

    and other people were at the other end of the bar.......kicking field goals....


    with boxes of girl scout cookies.....hehehehehehehe


    the owner walked in to the bar....looked around at what was happening .....and his first words were.....


    "can i kick next??????" hehehehehehehehehehe
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,600
    anyone have any scotch tape?

    so you even played green disease? wow....must have been a good night.

    and i bet no one was laughing harder than you were.

    sounds like a great time had by all.
    put it this way.....

    for about 4 hours......this is what the entire bar looked like....


    and listen to buddy hackett at 4:41.......(its fucking perfect!!!!!)

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=LlCb41nelD8
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    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    Woohoo.. In wisconsin its called "Shake-a-Day".... oh and you roll dice during happy hour to win free and discounted drinks...

    Ive never won the pot... but know other whom have...
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,600
    Woohoo.. In wisconsin its called "Shake-a-Day".... oh and you roll dice during happy hour to win free and discounted drinks...

    Ive never won the pot... but know other whom have...
    yep...

    shake of the day.....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Posts: 3,636
    put it this way.....

    for about 4 hours......this is what the entire bar looked like....


    and listen to buddy hackett at 4:41.......(its fucking perfect!!!!!)

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=LlCb41nelD8

    kinda like cincy? mass hysteria ensued i'm sure.

    how long had it been since some one took the pot?
    Nice shirt.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,600
    kinda like cincy? mass hysteria ensued i'm sure.

    how long had it been since some one took the pot?
    months....

    me marty and kevin at the bar last night....

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=dSq5y_NU9N8
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    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    You could used that loot to rent that R.V. :D
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  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Posts: 3,636
    months....

    me marty and kevin at the bar last night....

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=dSq5y_NU9N8

    ah, the comedic genius of jonathan winters.

    do you have to go back today and help um...clean up? haha

    what a rip roarin time. the place will never be the same.
    Nice shirt.
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