Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
actually make some music for rhinos.... ok you'll be famous for being crazy, but look at Britney... she's so fat.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
if you're female you could try sleeping with a famous footballer... that usually works
If you're male I got nothing
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
if you're female you could try sleeping with a famous footballer... that usually works
classy... real classy....
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
works though... every fucking week ya read about some slut selling her story... and if she's got 2 brain cells, she'll manage to make a career out of it!
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Get a disabled room for you and your invisible wheelchair-bound friend and advertise it on the Pit.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
1) make a dumbass threatening joke on an airplane.
2) whore yourself or your family out on a stupid reality tv show.
3) be a huge dork and get yourself on one of these stupid game shows like deal or no deal, are you smarter than a 5th grader, etc.
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Guess I'll have to do something original like write a screenplay or a book.
newsflash!!! we have these things called libraries... millions of books... also in cinemas they show films or movies... they are made from things called screenplays... these are not original... original would be inventing a scratch n sniff monitor so i could look up millions of por... ehhhh recipe sites.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Assassinating a major public figure usually does the trick!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
actually make some music for rhinos.... ok you'll be famous for being crazy, but look at Britney... she's so fat.
If you're male I got nothing
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
classy... real classy....
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
what about......sleeping with a famous.......singer?!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Go to a local sports event and run naked onto the field, but run over to the camera guy sand tackle him.
no more shows
Like Kid Rock maybe?
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
win a huge lottery
have the smallest/largest body part
2) whore yourself or your family out on a stupid reality tv show.
3) be a huge dork and get yourself on one of these stupid game shows like deal or no deal, are you smarter than a 5th grader, etc.
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
I don't want to assassinate someone. Haha. Sleeping with a famous actress or singer might be a little tough to pull off.
I like the lotto idea but fat chance, right?
Guess I'll have to do something original like write a screenplay or a book.
I better get busy.
When I get famous, I'll buy everyone loads of PJ concert tickets.
You + me + camera + sextape = famous!
:( if you're dude, oh well at least we'll be famous!
EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
newsflash!!! we have these things called libraries... millions of books... also in cinemas they show films or movies... they are made from things called screenplays... these are not original... original would be inventing a scratch n sniff monitor so i could look up millions of por... ehhhh recipe sites.