Craigslist Ad: teach me how to kiss

intodeepintodeep Posts: 7,240
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Have you all seen this craigslist ad? I was listening to 790 (am sports radio) on the way home last night and they had this kid on the show doing an interview about how he has been dating a girl for 5 years online. They have webcams and they talk everyday and they seem to really like each other but they have never met in person. she lives up in Maryland he lives here in Atlanta. He said he really wants to learn how to kiss so that when she comes he can make a good impression with her.

I found it to be pretty interesting from a lot of standpoints. The guy seems very nice and innocent i believe his story from listenign to him. he said he has had a lot of bi/gay guys respond to his ad telling him they will just turn off the lights and he won't be able to tell the difference lol and some middle age women.


http://atlanta.craigslist.org/stp/744997359.html
As seen on TV!

I'm a 20 yearold GA Tech student who has never kissed. I have been going out with a girl online for the last 5 years and she's finally coming down to see me on the 11th. She tells me it's a big turn-off if a guy doesn't know how to kiss, and she even dumped her last boyfriend because of this. I want to make a good first impression, but I've never kissed before! Please, I need a girl to practice kissing with, nothing else!! Just kissing lesson - nothing more nothing less!

Some have asked if I have terrible oral hygiene or something of that sort, so I included a picture of me showing my teeth! I'm pretty normal overall. Will send more pics on request!
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  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    That is fucked up, 20 and never kissed? How the fuck does that happen? And this girl and him have had this relationship for 5 years, yet if he cant kiss she may just dump him?
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    ok - granted that is bizarre, 5 years ... not met ... hasnt had much in the way of kissing obviously


    but


    im a big believer in the kiss - if you dont get a *zing* on the first kiss with someone new, you can pretty much bet everything else will bomb out too.
    one persons *zing* might be different from the next - but if you dont both get it ... just cut things off before the end anyway... and there is nothing worse than kissing someone, not enjoying it and hoping things get better ...

    my simple philosophy for the night anyway ...
    impatience is a gift ........
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    ahaha GA Tech student...why am I not surprised?? I went to that school for a year and a half, and I probably spent more time hanging out w/ peeps from GSU and shadiez on North Ave than I did with my own classmates. And it's not like I was some suckface master @ 18 years old coming in as a freshman...but christ...homeboy is 20 years old. ROUGH.
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    Saturnal wrote:
    ahaha GA Tech student...why am I not surprised?? I went to that school for a year and a half, and I probably spent more time hanging out w/ peeps from GSU and shadiez on North Ave than I did with my own classmates. And it's not like I was some suckface master @ 18 years old coming in as a freshman...but christ...homeboy is 20 years old. ROUGH.

    suckface master:cool: haha.. I'm gonna use that
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • This thread should be renamed "dumb craigslist shit" so we can all dump our favorite dumb craigslist links.
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    What are the odds that the gal has caught wind of this? Pretty good, huh?
    ...
    What would be kinda funny... a hooker takes him up on his ad and when the girlfriend shows up... he's got herpessores on his lips.
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  • intodeepintodeep Posts: 7,240
    Cosmo wrote:
    What are the odds that the gal has caught wind of this? Pretty good, huh?
    ...
    What would be kinda funny... a hooker takes him up on his ad and when the girlfriend shows up... he's got herpessores on his lips.

    He actually said in the interview i read that she did call him about it because her roomate found it and sent her an article about it. Evidently she was crying and laughing he said. Mr 1st kiss said she was a little upset but was okay with it because she thought his intentions were good and it was sweet of him.

    I think it is pretty crazy personally.
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    intodeep wrote:
    He actually said in the interview i read that she did call him about it because her roomate found it and sent her an article about it. Evidently she was crying and laughing he said. Mr 1st kiss said she was a little upset but was okay with it because she thought his intentions were good and it was sweet of him.

    I think it is pretty crazy personally.
    ...
    you know what?
    I'm going to place an ad in Craigslist:
    Need Women To Teach Me How To Bang...
    Hi... I'm a single male who has been dating a nice girl online for the past 5 years. We have finally decided to consumate our sexual desires when she comes to visit me next month.
    But.. since I am a virgin, I am afraid i am not going to know what to do... because i don't know what to do. If I am horrible in bed and she leaves me... I will surely die... or at least, pine away in a lonely existance for decades to come.
    So, I need a woman... or women... to teach me about sex. My girlfirend is very beautiful... so, please, if you are ugly... do not reply. And it is okay if you want to bring your hot girlfriends and/or sisters. Porn stars, strippers and hookers like the one that New York mayor was banging are all welcome... but, you understand... i ain't paying, right? Oh... oh.. and actresses and Jessica Alba body doubles will be greatly appreciated.
    Send pictures... the more nakeder, the better.
    love....
    cosmo.
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  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    you know what?
    I'm going to place an ad in Craigslist:
    Need Women To Teach Me How To Bang...
    Hi... I'm a single male who has been dating a nice girl online for the past 5 years. We have finally decided to consumate our sexual desires when she comes to visit me next month.
    But.. since I am a virgin, I am afraid i am not going to know what to do... because i don't know what to do. If I am horrible in bed and she leaves me... I will surely die... or at least, pine away in a lonely existance for decades to come.
    So, I need a woman... or women... to teach me about sex. My girlfirend is very beautiful... so, please, if you are ugly... do not reply. And it is okay if you want to bring your hot girlfriends and/or sisters. Porn stars, strippers and hookers like the one that New York mayor was banging are all welcome... but, you understand... i ain't paying, right? Oh... oh.. and actresses and Jessica Alba body doubles will be greatly appreciated.
    Send pictures... the more nakeder, the better.
    love....
    cosmo.

    I think it might work, go for it.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • nadja_veddernadja_vedder Posts: 291
    idk how this is possible, i can't beleive that this is true! c'mon 20 years old and has NEVER kissed someone?!
    "makes much more sense, to live in the present tense"
  • SwanSwan Posts: 350
    Maybe the fact that he’s been “going out” with a girl online has something to do with his problem.
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Enough of the negative shit

    Who can help me..............I mean

    ;)
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  • just tinajust tina Posts: 277
    that can't be real. i mean, it can be real that he hasn't been kissed. but placing an ad for teachers?
  • tvismyfriendtvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    Swan wrote:
    Maybe the fact that he’s been “going out” with a girl online has something to do with his problem.
    Exactly, they started "going out" when he was 15. Some people don't have their first kiss to about then anyways.
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