All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet and i get on as looper over there at a course in the Himalayas.
A looper?
Yea, you know. A looper. A jock.
So I tell 'em I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me? The Dali Lama himself. The 12 son of the lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald....striking.
So we're on the first tee and hand him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter the lama. LONG! Into a 10,000 foot crevice right at base of this glacier. You know what the lama says?
No.
Gunga galunga....gunga...gunga lagunga.
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say "Hey lama?! How 'bout a little somethin' ya know, for the effort, ya know." And he says "Oh there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."
So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
i just typed that from memory....yes, i had no life as a kid :(
"And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I’ve had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it"
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet and i get on as looper over there at a course in the Himalayas.
A looper?
Yea, you know. A looper. A jock.
So I tell 'em I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me? The Dali Lama himself. The 12 son of the lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald....striking.
So we're on the first tee and hand him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter the lama. LONG! Into a 10,000 foot crevice right at base of this glacier. You know what the lama says?
No.
Gunga galunga....gunga...gunga lagunga.
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say "Hey lama?! How 'bout a little somethin' ya know, for the effort, ya know." And he says "Oh there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."
So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
i just typed that from memory....yes, i had no life as a kid :(
I was waiting for you to comment about this great movie.
"Porterhouse!!!! Look at the wax build-up on these shoes... this is fine leather! I want that wax stripped off... I want them creamed, and then buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now!!! CHOP CHOP."
"Porterhouse!!!! Look at the wax build-up on these shoes... this is fine leather! I want that wax stripped off... I want them creamed, and then buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now!!! CHOP CHOP."
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so?
so lets dance!
cues any way you want it by journey
I just got a Caddyshack card for my birthday a few days ago. It was one of the newer sound ones that has the quote from the movie when you open it up.
Awesome.
you can play 18 holes on it and then get really high..
Something to that effect... LOL... love tha movie
and still jonesing for another show....
"the waiting drove me mad..."
stoned to the bejesus
and still jonesing for another show....
"the waiting drove me mad..."
36 holes and stoned to the bejesus
I know that movie liek the back of my hand!
"We got a pool, and a pond...pond is good for you!"
anyway, great family....great flick
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
"You live over there off of Briar, right?"
"but it looks good on you though :rolleyes: "
"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."
"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them."
"I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tAZwC6LLThs
A looper?
Yea, you know. A looper. A jock.
So I tell 'em I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me? The Dali Lama himself. The 12 son of the lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald....striking.
So we're on the first tee and hand him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter the lama. LONG! Into a 10,000 foot crevice right at base of this glacier. You know what the lama says?
No.
Gunga galunga....gunga...gunga lagunga.
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say "Hey lama?! How 'bout a little somethin' ya know, for the effort, ya know." And he says "Oh there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."
So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
i just typed that from memory....yes, i had no life as a kid :(
I knew I forgot that part. Thanks
I was waiting for you to comment about this great movie.
yea i was debating on whether i should let it be known that at one time in my life i could recite this movie line for line from beginning to end :eek:
"colored boy? why you son of a bitch!"
I used to be able to recite all the cheech and chong movies. lol
I was reading what people had posted in this thread. I was for real laughing so dam hard. It felt good to do that.
Hahahahaaaaaaaaa...
"Everyday."
"Then I don't know what the problem is."