Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!!!
patrickredeyes
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so?
so lets dance!
cues any way you want it by journey
I just got a Caddyshack card for my birthday a few days ago. It was one of the newer sound ones that has the quote from the movie when you open it up.
Awesome.
you can play 18 holes on it and then get really high..
Something to that effect... LOL... love tha movie
and still jonesing for another show....
"the waiting drove me mad..."
stoned to the bejesus
and still jonesing for another show....
"the waiting drove me mad..."
36 holes and stoned to the bejesus
I know that movie liek the back of my hand!
"We got a pool, and a pond...pond is good for you!"
anyway, great family....great flick
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
"You live over there off of Briar, right?"
"but it looks good on you though :rolleyes: "
"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."
"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them."
"I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tAZwC6LLThs
A looper?
Yea, you know. A looper. A jock.
So I tell 'em I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me? The Dali Lama himself. The 12 son of the lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald....striking.
So we're on the first tee and hand him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter the lama. LONG! Into a 10,000 foot crevice right at base of this glacier. You know what the lama says?
No.
Gunga galunga....gunga...gunga lagunga.
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say "Hey lama?! How 'bout a little somethin' ya know, for the effort, ya know." And he says "Oh there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."
So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
i just typed that from memory....yes, i had no life as a kid :(
I knew I forgot that part. Thanks
I was waiting for you to comment about this great movie.
yea i was debating on whether i should let it be known that at one time in my life i could recite this movie line for line from beginning to end :eek:
"colored boy? why you son of a bitch!"
I used to be able to recite all the cheech and chong movies. lol
I was reading what people had posted in this thread. I was for real laughing so dam hard. It felt good to do that.
Hahahahaaaaaaaaa... That's my favorite part. Fuckin' Porterhouse puts the shoes underneath the grinding wheel.
"Everyday."
"Then I don't know what the problem is."