Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!!!

patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,305
    one of the greats
    so?
    so lets dance!
    cues any way you want it by journey
  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    "Oh, my arm.....it's broken."

    I just got a Caddyshack card for my birthday a few days ago. It was one of the newer sound ones that has the quote from the movie when you open it up.

    Awesome.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • NYbenbenNYbenben Posts: 1,020
    i grow my own type of grass...part kentucky bluegrass... part sensimelia...
    you can play 18 holes on it and then get really high..


    Something to that effect... LOL... love tha movie
    4/12/92, 8/11/92, 9/28/96, 9/11/98, 8/23/00, 8/24/00, 7/9/03, 4/30/03, 10/1/04, 10/3/05, 12/9/05, 5/12/06, 5/17/06, 5/28/06, 6/3/06, 12/9/06, EV LA 4/12-4/13/08, 6/12/08, 6,19,08, 6,20,08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 7/1/08

    and still jonesing for another show....
    "the waiting drove me mad..."
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,305
    NYbenben wrote:
    i grow my own type of grass...part kentucky bluegrass... part sensimelia...
    you can play 18 holes on it and then get really high..


    Something to that effect... LOL... love tha movie

    stoned to the bejesus
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    "Hey...that kangaroo stole my ball!"
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • NYbenbenNYbenben Posts: 1,020
    Get_Right wrote:
    stoned to the bejesus
    thanks for the correction...;-)
    4/12/92, 8/11/92, 9/28/96, 9/11/98, 8/23/00, 8/24/00, 7/9/03, 4/30/03, 10/1/04, 10/3/05, 12/9/05, 5/12/06, 5/17/06, 5/28/06, 6/3/06, 12/9/06, EV LA 4/12-4/13/08, 6/12/08, 6,19,08, 6,20,08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 7/1/08

    and still jonesing for another show....
    "the waiting drove me mad..."
  • hoopinmanhoopinman Posts: 294
    NYbenben wrote:
    i grow my own type of grass...part kentucky bluegrass... part sensimelia...
    you can play 18 holes on it and then get really high..


    Something to that effect... LOL... love tha movie


    36 holes and stoned to the bejesus

    I know that movie liek the back of my hand!

    "We got a pool, and a pond...pond is good for you!"
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    ''You buy this hat you get a free bowl of soup with it''
  • edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    my dad is (was) michael o'keefes godfather, or his brother kevin's godfather, i forget!

    anyway, great family....great flick :D
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,929
    I don't play Golf.......for money......against people
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024Philly 2

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,156
    Hey Wang, this place is restricted, so don't tell 'em your Jewish!
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Motown322Motown322 Posts: 465
    hoopinman wrote:
    "We got a pool, and a pond...pond is good for you!"

    "You live over there off of Briar, right?" :D
  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    ''You buy this hat you get a free bowl of soup with it''

    "but it looks good on you though :rolleyes: "
  • holtzholtz Posts: 509
    I'm cracking up reading these quotes, may have to break out the dvd when I get home.

    "This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."

    "I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them."

    "I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang"
  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    so i got that going for me, which is nice...

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=tAZwC6LLThs
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet and i get on as looper over there at a course in the Himalayas.

    A looper?

    Yea, you know. A looper. A jock.

    So I tell 'em I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me? The Dali Lama himself. The 12 son of the lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald....striking.

    So we're on the first tee and hand him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter the lama. LONG! Into a 10,000 foot crevice right at base of this glacier. You know what the lama says?

    No.

    Gunga galunga....gunga...gunga lagunga.

    So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say "Hey lama?! How 'bout a little somethin' ya know, for the effort, ya know." And he says "Oh there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

    So I got that going for me. Which is nice.




    i just typed that from memory....yes, i had no life as a kid :( :D
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    "hey baby you're a lot of woman. You must have been something before electricity. Wanna make 12 dollars the hard way"?
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,305
    "And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I’ve had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it"
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    "but it looks good on you though :rolleyes: "


    I knew I forgot that part. Thanks :D
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    cutback wrote:
    So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet and i get on as looper over there at a course in the Himalayas.

    A looper?

    Yea, you know. A looper. A jock.

    So I tell 'em I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me? The Dali Lama himself. The 12 son of the lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald....striking.

    So we're on the first tee and hand him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter the lama. LONG! Into a 10,000 foot crevice right at base of this glacier. You know what the lama says?

    No.

    Gunga galunga....gunga...gunga lagunga.

    So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say "Hey lama?! How 'bout a little somethin' ya know, for the effort, ya know." And he says "Oh there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

    So I got that going for me. Which is nice.




    i just typed that from memory....yes, i had no life as a kid :( :D


    I was waiting for you to comment about this great movie. :D
  • Motown322Motown322 Posts: 465
    "Porterhouse!!!! Look at the wax build-up on these shoes... this is fine leather! I want that wax stripped off... I want them creamed, and then buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now!!! CHOP CHOP."
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    I was waiting for you to comment about this great movie. :D


    yea i was debating on whether i should let it be known that at one time in my life i could recite this movie line for line from beginning to end :eek: :D
  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    Motown322 wrote:
    "Porterhouse!!!! Look at the wax build-up on these shoes... this is fine leather! I want that wax stripped off... I want them creamed, and then buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now!!! CHOP CHOP."

    "colored boy? why you son of a bitch!"
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    cutback wrote:
    yea i was debating on whether i should let it be known that at one time in my life i could recite this movie line for line from beginning to end :eek: :D


    I used to be able to recite all the cheech and chong movies. lol


    I was reading what people had posted in this thread. I was for real laughing so dam hard. It felt good to do that. :D
  • Motown322Motown322 Posts: 465
    "colored boy? why you son of a bitch!"

    Hahahahaaaaaaaaa... :D That's my favorite part. Fuckin' Porterhouse puts the shoes underneath the grinding wheel.
  • drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    "Do you do drugs, Danny?"

    "Everyday."

    "Then I don't know what the problem is."
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

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