Friends that can't handle being high.

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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    small town beck wrote:
    I think we need to pass that joint around again :)

    Ok, but if anyone slobbers on it they're getting punched.
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  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Ok, but if anyone slobbers on it they're getting punched.

    It is a deal!! And I think YOU were the one who slobbered on it :p
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    small town beck wrote:
    It is a deal!! And I think YOU were the one who slobbered on it :p

    Yeah, but I'm drunk and my slobber tastes like dark rum. Mmmmm... dark rum.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Ok, but if anyone slobbers on it they're getting punched.


    what if Stephen Hawking slobbered on it? would you punch him you evil toad?



    personally i'd glue an anvil to his eyelids.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dunkman wrote:
    what if Stephen Hawking slobbered on it? would you punch him you evil toad?



    personally i'd glue an anvil to his eyelids.


    Who do you think put him in that wheelchair?
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    dunkman wrote:
    they should be... unless watching two 57 year old men with mustaches who have no females in their lives is your thing?

    cheech and chong are more boring than the guy who actually watches paint dry


    No women in Cheech and Chong?

    Uhhh which ones are you watching?

    Who is this designated guy who watches paint dry? I want to meet him....
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    No women in Cheech and Chong?

    Uhhh which ones are you watching?

    Who is this designated guy who watches paint dry? I want to meet him....

    Me too. I think even he has less free time to waste at work than I do.
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  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    dunkman wrote:
    no i'm 34
    i gave up being a child when i was a child


    Lighten up Francis.
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    PJPixie wrote:
    I'd be ok as long as you were taking care of me................with a CHEESEHEAD!


    You will have it soon I promise. :)
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    small town beck wrote:
    I think we need to pass that joint around again :)


    Some sure need a hit around here. lol
  • _Crazy_Mary_
    _Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    PJPixie wrote:
    I think I'm one of the freaker out-ers :(

    me, too! That's the main reason I haven't smoked pot in 13 years. It made me paranoid and I hated it.
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Who do you think put him in that wheelchair?

    lots and lots of guys called Sclerosis?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    Lighten up Francis.


    you mean light one up francis? :)

    i am lightened up.. i did it all years ago... all it did was make me sleepy... like watching the paint watching guy... he made me sleepy to.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    dunkman wrote:
    you mean light one up francis? :)

    i am lightened up.. i did it all years ago... all it did was make me sleepy... like watching the paint watching guy... he made me sleepy to.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6cxNR9ML8k
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dunkman wrote:
    lots and lots of guys called Sclerosis?


    Naturally that's the story he fed the media. He's just protecting his ego because I was only 7 when I whipped his ass.
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  • dunkman
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    patrickredeyes wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6cxNR9ML8k


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irsDWvv1XTg
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Naturally that's the story he fed the media. He's just protecting his ego because I was only 7 when I whipped his ass.

    i bow to your disabled ass whipping prowess ;):D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dunkman wrote:
    i bow to your disabled ass whipping prowess ;):D

    Tomorrow I'm stopping by the resident home that I work for to take on some of the WWII vets.
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  • patrickredeyes
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    dunkman wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irsDWvv1XTg


    Ahhh ok
  • BetterThanYou
    BetterThanYou Posts: 853
    lol, my wife. she decided one night to smoke with me. she took three healthy hits. 15 minutes later, she's completely flushed in the face, talking about how her hands and legs feel tingly and asking me if that's normal. that never happened to me before, but i didn't want to freak her out, so i said "yeah, perfectly normal". then she says she can't breathe. so i take her outside and we sit on the porch, just getting some fresh air. she says she feels better. we go back inside after about 5-10 minutes. then 15 minutes later, she says her head feels funny. then she starts telling me she's not right and i have to call 911. i just looked at her and said "yeah, that's not going to happen. just relax, you're too tense." so she calms down a bit, and 20 minutes later, she's asleep. kind of a bummer. before we smoked, we agreed that as soon as the buzz kicked in we'd head to the bedroom. i think i ended up watching super troopers instead. not really a great trade-off, in my opinion. when she woke up she said "never again", and i don't blame her. i know she'd enjoy it more if she just relaxed, but she's kind of a tense person and doesn't know how to just let everything go for a couple hours.
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