what DID NOT make your day....

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  • azwyldcats
    azwyldcats Posts: 711
    Speaking of Deep. So I get home after work yesterday, go to the mail box (one of those free-standing boxes for the neighborhood, with numbered slots, not the kind actually stuck to the side of my house or on a pole by the street) and I grab my mail and notice an issue of Deep on top of the box. It's mine, of course, and it is fucking completely water-logged. It didn't rain. What the fuck? I'm pretty pissed at the obese mail lady. I'm going to wait for her today and show it to her baloon head and ask her WTF is going on? Did it fall in her 100 oz. Coke? Did she sit on it during her whole route, allowing it to absorb her secretions? Did she mistake it for a chew toy?
    And I'm not living this life without you, I'm selfish and clear
    And you're not leaving here without me, I don't wanna be without
    My best... friend. Wake up, to see you could have it all
  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :) would be good to talk to you soon. I have a landline here... need to figure out the bloody number :D I'll give it to you when I get it... oh and it works out... cos later would be better for me when everyone's gone to bed :)

    Well you let me know when you figure it out :p

    Not making my day is this terrible pain in my leg that won't go away :(
  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    azwyldcats wrote:
    Speaking of Deep. So I get home after work yesterday, go to the mail box (one of those free-standing boxes for the neighborhood, with numbered slots, not the kind actually stuck to the side of my house or on a pole by the street) and I grab my mail and notice an issue of Deep on top of the box. It's mine, of course, and it is fucking completely water-logged. It didn't rain. What the fuck? I'm pretty pissed at the obese mail lady. I'm going to wait for her today and show it to her baloon head and ask her WTF is going on? Did it fall in her 100 oz. Coke? Did she sit on it during her whole route, allowing it to absorb her secretions? Did she mistake it for a chew toy?

    This killed me... hahaha...

    Seriously though.. I don't know where you are from, but I read my copy of Deep and honestly, I don't really collect them or anything.. it will collect dust.. if you're in America, I'll gladly send you my copy, if you're interested!

    PM me if you'd like it! Hopefully the mail lady wouldn't be secreting anymore!
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    a change of plans. :(
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • iamsampj
    iamsampj Posts: 784
    having to work and not being able to go to homecoming :( football and booze on an amazingly beautiful day would have been perfection!! oh well...at least it was a good day at work :D
    yes...i do feel like a human. i do not feel like a tree.
  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    one of my parrots died last night....:o 22 years old, she was the sweetest thing ever......
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • Trailer
    Trailer Posts: 1,431
    Linda wrote:
    one of my parrots died last night....:o 22 years old, she was the sweetest thing ever......

    Sorry to hear that Linda:(
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • pinot768
    pinot768 Posts: 295
    Missing my hubby...he's been gone since Monday, and doesn't come home until late Wednesday night...longest we've been apart since we've been together
    "I was born, and I know that I'll die...the in-between is mine."
  • itsevobaby
    itsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    Being stuck out in the friggen wop-wops for over a week now waiting for my car to be fixed!! I want to go home!!! :(
    Look Alive,
    See These Bones
  • _Crazy_Mary_
    _Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    Got on the scale...124! :eek:
    Last week I was 116 :(
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    My car wouldn't start this morning. I just bought a new battery a couple weeks ago, which means something more expensive is wrong with my sled.
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    my dad being admitted to the hospital.
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • iamsampj
    iamsampj Posts: 784
    i've completely lost my voice...and i'm hoping that i'm not getting strep :eek:
    oh sexy man voice...please go away. i prefer my tiny girl voice ;)
    yes...i do feel like a human. i do not feel like a tree.
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    I'm still sick. Ugh.
    NERDS!
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    South of Seattle wrote:
    I'm still sick. Ugh.

    That's cuz you live in Coldville, USA.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    AmentsChick wrote:
    That's cuz you live in Coldville, USA.

    Not everyone can live where it's 80 degrees and close to the beach ;)
    NERDS!
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    South of Seattle wrote:
    Not everyone can live where it's 80 degrees and close to the beach ;)
    for the record...it was 60 and blustery today...I LOVED it! I'd move to Coldville, USA in a heartbeat (no joke!)
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • small town beck
    small town beck Posts: 6,691
    A host of things.
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Another fecking headache and the weather's crap :(
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • satans_bed
    satans_bed Posts: 430
    Dysmenorrhea sucks!
    "i forgot the words...."

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