your "WTF?!" moment of the day!!!
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CHANGEinWAVES wrote:Legaly I can't change the locks cause he's "paying" the bills. I use the word paying...extreamly loosley!!
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.."I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"0
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being asked by an old friend "are you still skinny?"
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my answer.... "na I'm 400 pounds, glad you asked":D:D:D;)
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CHANGEinWAVES wrote:being asked by an old friend "are you still skinny?"
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my answer.... "na I'm 400 pounds, glad you asked":D:D:D;)
ATTENTION PEOPLE:
brandi (changeinwaves) is not 400 pounds. that's too much...
she is actually 399 pounds.scratching my butt...
kinakamot ang aking puwit...
me rascando pompis...
krap mijn reet...
boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
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suns rival wrote:ATTENTION PEOPLE:
brandi (changeinwaves) is not 400 pounds. that's too much...
she is actually 399 pounds.
But seriously what do you say when someone asks you that!!??"I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"0 -
CHANGEinWAVES wrote:so I lied a bit;)
But seriously what do you say when someone asks you that!!??
i'll answer this: "yup, im still skinny. do you have a dog?"scratching my butt...
kinakamot ang aking puwit...
me rascando pompis...
krap mijn reet...
boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
bahrosh teezy...0 -
suns rival wrote:i'll answer this: "yup, im still skinny. do you have a dog?""I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"0
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CHANGEinWAVES wrote:I was sooo thrown by the question.... actually kinda took offense to it!
hope you are not offended by my post my friend.im just joking.
scratching my butt...
kinakamot ang aking puwit...
me rascando pompis...
krap mijn reet...
boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
bahrosh teezy...0 -
suns rival wrote:hope you are not offended by my post my friend.
im just joking.
But sadly this person WAS NOT joking:(
"I wonder what they would of said if i wasn't" :rolleyes:"I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"0 -
2 F-14 fighters and a B-52 bomber have been circling the valley for the last 15 minutes....WTF?? are we at war here and no one told me??0
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cutback wrote:2 F-14 fighters and a B-52 bomber have been circling the valley for the last 15 minutes....WTF?? are we at war here and no one told me??
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..."I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"0
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CHANGEinWAVES wrote:so the "are you still skinny?" friend comes by to hang out tonight.....
well he proceeds to tell me:
#1. He's been abducted by aliens when he was a child.
#2. He believes he would of discovered the cure for cancer if he had not been abducted.
#3. The Devil lives in the woods behind his house(some kids conjured him) and he's had an experience with him.
#4. His Mom used to be able to fly....yes FLY....when she was a kid.
After telling me this and all the countless ghost encounters he's had he asks me "Can I give you a massage?"
when I answer ......'no thanks I'm ok, I don't need one'....
he then asks "What are your intentions, are you even gonna kiss me tonight?"
then he says "well can I get a massage?"
[size=+9]WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?![/size]
*******He knew I just wanted to be friends... I told him on the phone I'm still going thru shit.
I SWEAR this is the ODDEST night of my life, I sat there thinking it was a joke the whole evening but knowing it wasn't. I was trying soooooo hard not to laugh cause quite frankly the guy scares me a bit (he has been arrested before for attacking someone with a baseball bat). I should of known better then to even hang out with the guy, but the thought of going out with someone OTHER then my parents was pretty intoxicating. I guess it clouded my judgement. :rolleyes:
I didn't think people THIS CRAZY existed.... makes me feel so NORMAL!
I'm still sitting here in awe of the stories I heard tonight.
**oh and he told me I would get sick and die from milk that expired 2 days ago. :eek:
and asked how much money my soon to be ex husband made!!!!
Then proceeds to tell me I look better with long hair and I NEED to grow it out! AND that I shouldn't get the neck tattoo I want cause it wont look right on me (*I already have 2).... this coming from a guy covered in tattoos. He also kept staring at my toe rings all night.
MY HEAD IS SPINNING!
I TOLD YOU!!!
Listen to BD in the future!
Oy vey!0 -
Black Diamond wrote::eek: :eek:
I TOLD YOU!!!
Listen to BD in the future!
Oy vey!"I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"0 -
Well, at 6:45 AM all the power in my entire town has gone out!!!
The wife is away and the kids are asking every 1 minute, when is the power coming on??
I can't get the car out of the garage, so we are stuck :eek:0 -
Friend of mine leaving his Blackberry in my car last night...then calling me up at 7am, when I went to sleep at 4am...sayin he needs it for work.
I had to drive it to the train station (30 minutes away) cause his car is in the shop. Now I'm gonna have a grumpy hangover all day........WTF,man0 -
CHANGEinWAVES wrote:so the "are you still skinny?" friend comes by to hang out tonight.....
well he proceeds to tell me:
#1. He's been abducted by aliens when he was a child.
#2. He believes he would of discovered the cure for cancer if he had not been abducted.
#3. The Devil lives in the woods behind his house(some kids conjured him) and he's had an experience with him.
#4. His Mom used to be able to fly....yes FLY....when she was a kid.
After telling me this and all the countless ghost encounters he's had he asks me "Can I give you a massage?"
when I answer ......'no thanks I'm ok, I don't need one'....
he then asks "What are your intentions, are you even gonna kiss me tonight?"
then he says "well can I get a massage?"
[size=+9]WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?![/size]
*******He knew I just wanted to be friends... I told him on the phone I'm still going thru shit.
I SWEAR this is the ODDEST night of my life, I sat there thinking it was a joke the whole evening but knowing it wasn't. I was trying soooooo hard not to laugh cause quite frankly the guy scares me a bit (he has been arrested before for attacking someone with a baseball bat). I should of known better then to even hang out with the guy, but the thought of going out with someone OTHER then my parents was pretty intoxicating. I guess it clouded my judgement. :rolleyes:
I didn't think people THIS CRAZY existed.... makes me feel so NORMAL!
I'm still sitting here in awe of the stories I heard tonight.
**oh and he told me I would get sick and die from milk that expired 2 days ago. :eek:
and asked how much money my soon to be ex husband made!!!!
Then proceeds to tell me I look better with long hair and I NEED to grow it out! AND that I shouldn't get the neck tattoo I want cause it wont look right on me (*I already have 2).... this coming from a guy covered in tattoos. He also kept staring at my toe rings all night.
MY HEAD IS SPINNING!
is there gonna be a second date?0 -
CHANGEinWAVES wrote:so the "are you still skinny?" friend comes by to hang out tonight.....
well he proceeds to tell me:
#1. He's been abducted by aliens when he was a child.
#2. He believes he would of discovered the cure for cancer if he had not been abducted.
#3. The Devil lives in the woods behind his house(some kids conjured him) and he's had an experience with him.
#4. His Mom used to be able to fly....yes FLY....when she was a kid.
After telling me this and all the countless ghost encounters he's had he asks me "Can I give you a massage?"
when I answer ......'no thanks I'm ok, I don't need one'....
he then asks "What are your intentions, are you even gonna kiss me tonight?"
then he says "well can I get a massage?"
[size=+9]WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?![/size]
*******He knew I just wanted to be friends... I told him on the phone I'm still going thru shit.
I SWEAR this is the ODDEST night of my life, I sat there thinking it was a joke the whole evening but knowing it wasn't. I was trying soooooo hard not to laugh cause quite frankly the guy scares me a bit (he has been arrested before for attacking someone with a baseball bat). I should of known better then to even hang out with the guy, but the thought of going out with someone OTHER then my parents was pretty intoxicating. I guess it clouded my judgement. :rolleyes:
I didn't think people THIS CRAZY existed.... makes me feel so NORMAL!
I'm still sitting here in awe of the stories I heard tonight.
**oh and he told me I would get sick and die from milk that expired 2 days ago. :eek:
and asked how much money my soon to be ex husband made!!!!
Then proceeds to tell me I look better with long hair and I NEED to grow it out! AND that I shouldn't get the neck tattoo I want cause it wont look right on me (*I already have 2).... this coming from a guy covered in tattoos. He also kept staring at my toe rings all night.
MY HEAD IS SPINNING!Which means...your Mr. Big is out there
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CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
[size=+9]WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?![/size]wow you really should move far away from everyone and start a whole new life.
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