your "WTF?!" moment of the day!!!

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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,049
    Legaly I can't change the locks cause he's "paying" the bills. I use the word paying...extreamly loosley!!

    I expect everyone to treat me right... Whether or not they is another thing.
    even those who have proven themselves untrustworthy?
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  • ..
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • being asked by an old friend "are you still skinny?"

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    my answer.... "na I'm 400 pounds, glad you asked" :D:D:D:D;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    being asked by an old friend "are you still skinny?"

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    my answer.... "na I'm 400 pounds, glad you asked" :D:D:D:D;)

    ATTENTION PEOPLE:

    brandi (changeinwaves) is not 400 pounds. that's too much...

    she is actually 399 pounds.
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • suns rival wrote:
    ATTENTION PEOPLE:

    brandi (changeinwaves) is not 400 pounds. that's too much...

    she is actually 399 pounds.
    so I lied a bit;)

    But seriously what do you say when someone asks you that!!??
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    so I lied a bit;)

    But seriously what do you say when someone asks you that!!??

    i'll answer this: "yup, im still skinny. do you have a dog?" :D
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • suns rival wrote:
    i'll answer this: "yup, im still skinny. do you have a dog?" :D
    I was sooo thrown by the question.... actually kinda took offense to it!
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    I was sooo thrown by the question.... actually kinda took offense to it!

    hope you are not offended by my post my friend. :) im just joking. ;)
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • suns rival wrote:
    hope you are not offended by my post my friend. :) im just joking. ;)
    I know you're joking:)
    But sadly this person WAS NOT joking:(
    "I wonder what they would of said if i wasn't" :rolleyes:
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    2 F-14 fighters and a B-52 bomber have been circling the valley for the last 15 minutes....WTF?? are we at war here and no one told me?? :confused::o
  • PJPixie
    PJPixie Posts: 3,026
    cutback wrote:
    2 F-14 fighters and a B-52 bomber have been circling the valley for the last 15 minutes....WTF?? are we at war here and no one told me?? :confused::o

    WHOA!! You should come and meet me in COMPTON for lunch ;)
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    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    PJPixie wrote:
    WHOA!! You should come and meet me in COMPTON for lunch ;)


    well they've stopped....for now! ;):D
  • ...
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • so the "are you still skinny?" friend comes by to hang out tonight.....
    well he proceeds to tell me:

    #1. He's been abducted by aliens when he was a child.

    #2. He believes he would of discovered the cure for cancer if he had not been abducted.

    #3. The Devil lives in the woods behind his house(some kids conjured him) and he's had an experience with him.

    #4. His Mom used to be able to fly....yes FLY....when she was a kid.



    After telling me this and all the countless ghost encounters he's had he asks me "Can I give you a massage?"

    when I answer ......'no thanks I'm ok, I don't need one'....

    he then asks "What are your intentions, are you even gonna kiss me tonight?"

    then he says "well can I get a massage?"

    [size=+9]WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?![/size]

    *******He knew I just wanted to be friends... I told him on the phone I'm still going thru shit.

    I SWEAR this is the ODDEST night of my life, I sat there thinking it was a joke the whole evening but knowing it wasn't. I was trying soooooo hard not to laugh cause quite frankly the guy scares me a bit (he has been arrested before for attacking someone with a baseball bat). I should of known better then to even hang out with the guy, but the thought of going out with someone OTHER then my parents was pretty intoxicating. I guess it clouded my judgement. :rolleyes:

    I didn't think people THIS CRAZY existed.... makes me feel so NORMAL!
    I'm still sitting here in awe of the stories I heard tonight.

    **oh and he told me I would get sick and die from milk that expired 2 days ago. :eek:
    and asked how much money my soon to be ex husband made!!!!
    Then proceeds to tell me I look better with long hair and I NEED to grow it out! AND that I shouldn't get the neck tattoo I want cause it wont look right on me (*I already have 2).... this coming from a guy covered in tattoos. He also kept staring at my toe rings all night. :confused:

    MY HEAD IS SPINNING!
    :eek: :eek:

    I TOLD YOU!!!

    Listen to BD in the future!

    Oy vey!
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  • :eek: :eek:

    I TOLD YOU!!!

    Listen to BD in the future!

    Oy vey!
    I have NEVER experienced something quite like that... I won't even get into WHY he doesn't like PJ or the fact that he wants a platinum tooth!!:eek:
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • Well, at 6:45 AM all the power in my entire town has gone out!!!

    The wife is away and the kids are asking every 1 minute, when is the power coming on??

    I can't get the car out of the garage, so we are stuck :eek:
    GoiMTvP.gif
  • CROJAM95
    CROJAM95 NEW YORK Posts: 11,130
    Friend of mine leaving his Blackberry in my car last night...then calling me up at 7am, when I went to sleep at 4am...sayin he needs it for work.

    I had to drive it to the train station (30 minutes away) cause his car is in the shop. Now I'm gonna have a grumpy hangover all day........WTF,man
  • so the "are you still skinny?" friend comes by to hang out tonight.....
    well he proceeds to tell me:

    #1. He's been abducted by aliens when he was a child.

    #2. He believes he would of discovered the cure for cancer if he had not been abducted.

    #3. The Devil lives in the woods behind his house(some kids conjured him) and he's had an experience with him.

    #4. His Mom used to be able to fly....yes FLY....when she was a kid.



    After telling me this and all the countless ghost encounters he's had he asks me "Can I give you a massage?"

    when I answer ......'no thanks I'm ok, I don't need one'....

    he then asks "What are your intentions, are you even gonna kiss me tonight?"

    then he says "well can I get a massage?"

    [size=+9]WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?![/size]

    *******He knew I just wanted to be friends... I told him on the phone I'm still going thru shit.

    I SWEAR this is the ODDEST night of my life, I sat there thinking it was a joke the whole evening but knowing it wasn't. I was trying soooooo hard not to laugh cause quite frankly the guy scares me a bit (he has been arrested before for attacking someone with a baseball bat). I should of known better then to even hang out with the guy, but the thought of going out with someone OTHER then my parents was pretty intoxicating. I guess it clouded my judgement. :rolleyes:

    I didn't think people THIS CRAZY existed.... makes me feel so NORMAL!
    I'm still sitting here in awe of the stories I heard tonight.

    **oh and he told me I would get sick and die from milk that expired 2 days ago. :eek:
    and asked how much money my soon to be ex husband made!!!!
    Then proceeds to tell me I look better with long hair and I NEED to grow it out! AND that I shouldn't get the neck tattoo I want cause it wont look right on me (*I already have 2).... this coming from a guy covered in tattoos. He also kept staring at my toe rings all night. :confused:

    MY HEAD IS SPINNING!

    is there gonna be a second date?
  • so the "are you still skinny?" friend comes by to hang out tonight.....
    well he proceeds to tell me:

    #1. He's been abducted by aliens when he was a child.

    #2. He believes he would of discovered the cure for cancer if he had not been abducted.

    #3. The Devil lives in the woods behind his house(some kids conjured him) and he's had an experience with him.

    #4. His Mom used to be able to fly....yes FLY....when she was a kid.



    After telling me this and all the countless ghost encounters he's had he asks me "Can I give you a massage?"

    when I answer ......'no thanks I'm ok, I don't need one'....

    he then asks "What are your intentions, are you even gonna kiss me tonight?"

    then he says "well can I get a massage?"

    [size=+9]WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?![/size]

    *******He knew I just wanted to be friends... I told him on the phone I'm still going thru shit.

    I SWEAR this is the ODDEST night of my life, I sat there thinking it was a joke the whole evening but knowing it wasn't. I was trying soooooo hard not to laugh cause quite frankly the guy scares me a bit (he has been arrested before for attacking someone with a baseball bat). I should of known better then to even hang out with the guy, but the thought of going out with someone OTHER then my parents was pretty intoxicating. I guess it clouded my judgement. :rolleyes:

    I didn't think people THIS CRAZY existed.... makes me feel so NORMAL!
    I'm still sitting here in awe of the stories I heard tonight.

    **oh and he told me I would get sick and die from milk that expired 2 days ago. :eek:
    and asked how much money my soon to be ex husband made!!!!
    Then proceeds to tell me I look better with long hair and I NEED to grow it out! AND that I shouldn't get the neck tattoo I want cause it wont look right on me (*I already have 2).... this coming from a guy covered in tattoos. He also kept staring at my toe rings all night. :confused:

    MY HEAD IS SPINNING!
    This reminds me of the Sex & the City episode where carrie meets up with her high school boyfriend and he's in a mental health institution. :p Which means...your Mr. Big is out there :)
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736

    [size=+9]WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?![/size]
    wow you really should move far away from everyone and start a whole new life.





    just getting home from the crue show 45 minutes ago WTF??!! :mad:
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