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Hugh Hefner Is Single!

stickfig13stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Calling all skanky blonde hair bimbos!!!!

You now have a chance!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/09/playboy.breakup.ap/index.html
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  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    poor guy...how ever will he cope :D
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  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,428
    Yes Holly's back on the market :).
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  • demetriosdemetrios Posts: 93,523
    petrocs wrote:
    poor guy...how ever will he cope :D

    hahahah.
  • stickfig13stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    Yes Holly's back on the market :).


    I'm not sure you or I have enough money.....


    maybe you do, but I don't :)
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  • Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,861
    What a life this guy leads....I am beyond jealous...
  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    Indifference71 wrote:
    What a life this guy leads....I am beyond jealous...

    What? Because the guy has an ass load of money, walks around in PJ's all day, and bangs hot skanks that are 1/4 of his age. Is that something to be jealous of?

    OK, I'm jealous too.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,861
    Stone Is God wrote:
    What? Because the guy has an ass load of money, walks around in PJ's all day, and bangs hot skanks that are 1/4 of his age. Is that something to be jealous of?

    OK, I'm jealous too.


    That is exactly what I'm jealous of. Oh yeah, and if he gets tired of any of the hot skanks that are 1/4 of his age, there's a line outside the mansion of new hot skanks that are 1/4 of his age.
  • Pacomc79Pacomc79 Posts: 9,404
    smart guy, it was past time to let the gold digger know how long the gravy train extended.

    I'm sure she'll find another rich guy to be pathetic and vacant around.
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  • phillyfanphillyfan Posts: 831
    Aint that a son bitch
    If you hate something dont you do it too
    world fucking champs!!!
  • stickfig13stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
    Pacomc79 wrote:
    smart guy, it was past time to let the gold digger know how long the gravy train extended.

    I'm sure she'll find another rich guy to be pathetic and vacant around.


    You mean she wasn't madly in love with him and wanted to be the mother of his children?

    Damn...

    I was fooled
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  • Fighting HellfishFighting Hellfish Posts: 3,170
    I'm sure there will be a casting call soon, looking for young blonde woman who want to pretend to be the girlfriend of an 80 something year old man.
  • harrymanbackharrymanback Posts: 435
    reports are circulating that he has already filled openings with twins ..

    http://www.coedmagazine.com/entertainment/35020#more-35020

    btw, right apple is scrumptious.
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  • stickfig13stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    I'm sure there will be a casting call soon, looking for young blonde woman who want to pretend to be the girlfriend of an 80 something year old man.


    Casting call?

    I'm pretty sure they have a few hot blondes laying around the mansion
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,463
    Stone Is God wrote:
    bangs hot skanks that are 1/4 of his age

    allegedly bangs :eek:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • stickfig13stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
    imalive wrote:
    allegedly bangs :eek:


    atthe very least....he "Hangs" with hot chicks
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,463
    stickfig13 wrote:
    he "Hangs" with hot chicks

    flaccidly :eek: :D
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • stickfig13stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
    imalive wrote:
    flaccidly :eek: :D


    He probably has some sort of secret elixir he uses.....I mean the dude lives in fantasy world anyway
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I wanna come back as Hef when I die
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    stickfig13 wrote:
    He probably has some sort of secret elixir he uses.....I mean the dude lives in fantasy world anyway

    Its called Viagra
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • stickfig13stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Its called Viagra


    I think its called a room full of smokin blondes....
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,463
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Its called Viagra

    Probably when he finally does croak, they won't be able to close the lid on the coffin :eek:

    BTW - just picture the funeral. It's gonna be a circus of tears and tits. :p
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  • ladygooddivaladygooddiva Posts: 4,169
    well well he have to blondies left :D
    and his new rusian girl ...;)
    so whatß
    who was molly:D
  • celebrationcelebration Posts: 318
    kendra is waaaay more fun

    i watched that tv show from his mansion

    i am so jealous

    damn
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    harrymanback wrote:
    reports are circulating that he has already filled openings with twins ..

    http://www.coedmagazine.com/entertainment/35020#more-35020

    btw, right apple is scrumptious.
    Ummm... yeh, they're hot :confused:

    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b33345_hefners_shannon_twins_packing_legal.html

    I don't get the twin thing to be honest... that's just fucking disgusting!
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  • celebrationcelebration Posts: 318
    coool that link gave me a nice kendra link

    http://tinyurl.com/4nbcqp

    she's so fine
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  • AusticmanAusticman Posts: 1,327
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    Yes Holly's back on the market :).

    Rumour has it that she's already on with Chris Angel.

    Poor old Hef. I guess he'll have to find solace in his two other girlfriends and the 100 waiting at his front door.
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • muiren77muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    eeeeew...he's ancient...
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    how come the brunettes never get a look in???
    impatience is a gift ........
  • beachdwellerbeachdweller Posts: 1,532
    brunettes much hotter than bleach blondes...

    the article says he has his eyes on 19 yr old blonde twins living in the mansion, and that he'll be looking to bump back up to 7 or 8 girlfriends...

    the dow is falling, and Hef's gf's are multiplying, lol
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  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    beachdweller wrote:
    brunettes much hotter than bleach blondes...

    the article says he has his eyes on 19 yr old blonde twins living in the mansion, and that he'll be looking to bump back up to 7 or 8 girlfriends...

    the dow is falling, and Hef's gf's are multiplying, lol

    :rolleyes:

    now there's something a father might hope his twin daughters will aspire to ..... living in hugh hefner's mansion
    impatience is a gift ........
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