things that SEEM easy..

GraySaturday
GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Okay I don't mean that in a dirty way either!

But it seems SO easy to keep my apartment clean. Like just pick up after myself, keep it tidy as I go, everything in its place.. BUT nooooooooo.. It's like my brain and my body cannot work together to keep this place clean to save my life. It annoys the crap out of me, and it annoys the crap out of my husband. I want to be a neat person, but I'm honestly such a slob. My apartment is super cute and I ruin it by throwing clothes here and there and just letting it all go to pieces.. What is wrong with me!

What can't you seem to do, that seems like it should be so easy for you.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Rubik cube... and those jigsaws that make a globe.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I seem to not be able to have my house a little messy!!

    I'm a total neat freak...it is just my husband me and my chihuahua but everything is dusted....dishes are not in the sink...bathrooms are spotless...clothes are folded.....rugs vacumned, dinner is always ready...I'm so clean that it is pathetic!! I'm also very, very organized..I iron for the whole week on Sunday afternoon..another words all my husband's work clothes are in a perfect row in the closet!! I have been like this for almost half my life...I have ocd also, so I spray lysol constantly around the house and when I'm at my Parent's , I do the same thing. I drive my husband and family CRAZY!! I love to clean.....:p
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  • eyedclaar
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    I seem to not be able to have my house a little messy!!

    I'm a total neat freak...it is just my husband me and my chihuahua but everything is dusted....dishes are not in the sink...bathrooms are spotless...clothes are folded.....rugs vacumned, dinner is always ready...I'm so clean that it is pathetic!! I'm also very, very organized..I iron for the whole week on Sunday afternoon..another words all my husband's work clothes are in a perfect row in the closet!! I have been like this for almost half my life...I have ocd also, so I spray lysol constantly around the house and when I'm at my Parent's , I do the same thing. I drive my husband and family CRAZY!! I love to clean.....:p
    omg you are monica geller from friends!!! :eek:
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Okay I don't mean that in a dirty way either!

    But it seems SO easy to keep my apartment clean. Like just pick up after myself, keep it tidy as I go, everything in its place.. BUT nooooooooo.. It's like my brain and my body cannot work together to keep this place clean to save my life. It annoys the crap out of me, and it annoys the crap out of my husband. I want to be a neat person, but I'm honestly such a slob. My apartment is super cute and I ruin it by throwing clothes here and there and just letting it all go to pieces.. What is wrong with me!

    What can't you seem to do, that seems like it should be so easy for you.
    i know what u mean. i LOVE having things organized and in its place. i think hey i'll clean EVERYTHING oneday that way i just go along putting stuff back like you said. yeeeeahhh......not THAT easy. i try though. :D
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  • making easy mac. EASY mac. i'm a pretty good cook in general, too, but adding water to noodles and putting them in the microwave, then stirring in a powder seems to be beyond me. i can't explain it. it's depressingly pathetic
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  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    Hitting a golf ball is easy. Hitting a golf ball well is hard.
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  • writersu
    writersu Posts: 1,867
    I seem to not be able to have my house a little messy!!

    I'm a total neat freak...it is just my husband me and my chihuahua but everything is dusted....dishes are not in the sink...bathrooms are spotless...clothes are folded.....rugs vacumned, dinner is always ready...I'm so clean that it is pathetic!! I'm also very, very organized..I iron for the whole week on Sunday afternoon..another words all my husband's work clothes are in a perfect row in the closet!! I have been like this for almost half my life...I have ocd also, so I spray lysol constantly around the house and when I'm at my Parent's , I do the same thing. I drive my husband and family CRAZY!! I love to clean.....:p


    so, you should become friends with GraySaturday and then you can clean her house as well.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    SENROCK! wrote:
    omg you are monica geller from friends!!! :eek:


    phew.. thank god you added the "from friends" part cos i thought you were talking about Monica Geller from Dynasty!!! :eek:





    ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    peeing.


    as detailed in the other thread.
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  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    writersu wrote:
    so, you should become friends with GraySaturday and then you can clean her house as well.

    That would be cruel of me to do to her.. its that bad!

    There are dust bunnies so large, they are like dust cows. I am in the midsts of cleaning though. My mom is coming a week from Friday and I refuse for her to come into these conditions!

    I am pitching a whole lot of things. I seem to hold on to stupid crap that I know I will never use again. Time to throw out the shit! Less is more when you live in a one room loft!
  • _Crazy_Mary_
    _Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    I seem to not be able to have my house a little messy!!

    I'm a total neat freak...it is just my husband me and my chihuahua but everything is dusted....dishes are not in the sink...bathrooms are spotless...clothes are folded.....rugs vacumned, dinner is always ready...I'm so clean that it is pathetic!! I'm also very, very organized..I iron for the whole week on Sunday afternoon..another words all my husband's work clothes are in a perfect row in the closet!! I have been like this for almost half my life...I have ocd also, so I spray lysol constantly around the house and when I'm at my Parent's , I do the same thing. I drive my husband and family CRAZY!! I love to clean.....:p


    I wish I liked to clean. I hate it. But, I'm the one supporting the family so I feel like my househusband should be doing the cleaning anyway. He doesn't. He's always outside playing on the excavator and the housework goes undone.
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    I wish I liked to clean. I hate it. But, I'm the one supporting the family so I feel like my househusband should be doing the cleaning anyway. He doesn't. He's always outside playing on the excavator and the housework goes undone.

    If you bring home the bacon the least he could do is clean the house..Wait a minute, I don't think that came out right but you get the idea..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    dunkman wrote:
    Rubik cube... and those jigsaws that make a globe.

    I'm Hungarian so the Rubik's Cube I can complete in under 2 minutes, but the bloody globe thing is just plain frustrating shit :)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    But it seems SO easy to keep my apartment clean. Like just pick up after myself, keep it tidy as I go, everything in its place.. BUT nooooooooo.. It's like my brain and my body cannot work together to keep this place clean to save my life. It annoys the crap out of me, and it annoys the crap out of my husband. I want to be a neat person, but I'm honestly such a slob. My apartment is super cute and I ruin it by throwing clothes here and there and just letting it all go to pieces.. What is wrong with me!

    You mean like this? http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5343717&postcount=423

    You are aware of that cat in your apartment right?
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    The Champ wrote:
    You mean like this? http://forums.pearljam.com/showpost.php?p=5343717&postcount=423

    You are aware of that cat in your apartment right?


    hahaha.. EXACTLY like that.. somewhere in the tornado ruble there are 4 cats in here..


    (Okay I sound like the worlds grossest slob on earth, like I have all these animals and live in piles of garbage, its really not that bad! I just can't keep it clean when I clean, I let it go till I have to spend hours getting it back in shape)
  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    The Champ wrote:
    I'm Hungarian so the Rubik's Cube I can complete in under 2 minutes, but the bloody globe thing is just plain frustrating shit :)..

    yeah hard to think when all of your blood is rushing elsewhere, huh? ;)
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  • _Crazy_Mary_
    _Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    The Champ wrote:
    If you bring home the bacon the least he could do is clean the house..Wait a minute, I don't think that came out right but you get the idea..


    I agree, but it seems to be a touchy subject. So instead of saying anything, I let the resentment (and mess!) build..and build...and build....
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    prism wrote:
    yeah hard to think when all of your blood is rushing elsewhere, huh? ;)

    Yeah, nothing like sporting some wood while solving the Rubik's Cube ;)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    The Champ wrote:
    Yeah, nothing like sporting some wood while solving the Rubik's Cube ;)..

    why should it be any different than at any other time? ;):D
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