the "I'm soooo hungry" thread

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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You don't know how disappointed I was to discover that "Bee Movie" wasn't about aunt bee and her naughty bits! I was doing so well on this vacation holdbing back thoughts of a girdleless Bee, but now you've gone and ruined that! See everyone in a few hours after I emerge from my requisite self cleansing!
    pleasant fantasy sent your way mooks-ta dooks: Girdle-less bea...sitting in a tub of her homemade red-eye gravy...she tells you suggestively (is there any other way??) "Mookie, the biscuits are in the oven - he'p yourself!"

    SUDDENLY there is a flapping sound toward the kitchen door - why it's Barney! and he has the biscuits all arranged on Aunt Bea's best plate! only, Barn is wearing NOTHING but a LBJ mask on his privates and OH MY GOD he is rubbing honey VIGOUROUSLY on his own third nipple.


    like the third nipple that matches your own !!!

    aaaaaaaaaaand....we can now make a mental tie-in to the "threeway" thread of last week.

    ;)

    enjoy Mooks!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    failedpersephone wrote:
    pleasant fantasy sent your way mooks-ta dooks: Girdle-less bea...sitting in a tub of her homemade red-eye gravy...she tells you suggestively (is there any other way??) "Mookie, the biscuits are in the oven - he'p yourself!"

    SUDDENLY there is a flapping sound toward the kitchen door - why it's Barney! and he has the biscuits all arranged on Aunt Bea's best plate! only, Barn is wearing NOTHING but a LBJ mask on his privates and OH MY GOD he is rubbing honey VIGOUROUSLY on his own third nipple.


    like the third nipple that matches your own !!!

    aaaaaaaaaaand....we can now make a mental tie-in to the "threeway" thread of last week.

    ;)

    enjoy Mooks!

    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    What on earth????? Barney has a third nipple? Barney the purple dino???
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    GraySaturday wrote:
    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    What on earth????? Barney has a third nipple? Barney the purple dino???

    Ok between fips and GS this has now surpassed about 10 of my fantasies and moved onto thoughts that only linger in the deepest recesses of my sick and twisted mind. If anyone brings up Danny Devito and some kettle corn I may never leave my house again!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Ok between fips and GS this has now surpassed about 10 of my fantasies and moved onto thoughts that only linger in the deepest recesses of my sick and twisted mind. If anyone brings up Danny Devito and some kettle corn I may never leave my house again!


    oh my god.

    do you want to pop Danny deVito into some sort of toaster strudel pastry?? I always think "4 and twenty blackbird baked into a pie" when I see him...he would be awesome in a big human pie!!! sitting in a tub of cherry syrup...I wouldn't want to actually bake him!


    also I think if he could be wearing a "Dodger" uniform...:D

    kettle corn?? are you sick! it gets stuck between my teeth ;)
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    oh my god.

    do you want to pop Danny deVito into some sort of toaster strudel pastry?? I always think "4 and twenty blackbird baked into a pie" when I see him...he would be awesome in a big human pie!!! sitting in a tub of cherry syrup...I wouldn't want to actually bake him!


    also I think if he could be wearing a "Dodger" uniform...:D

    kettle corn?? are you sick! it gets stuck between my teeth ;)
    A Danny Devito pop tart, eh?!? Nice!!! As to the kettle corn that's never been a problem as the nickname for my tongue has always been "the floss". Granted that was due to my parents cross breeding with a rattlesnake, but hey, it was the 70's!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    A Danny Devito pop tart, eh?!? Nice!!! As to the kettle corn that's never been a problem as the nickname for my tongue has always been "the floss". Granted that was due to my parents cross breeding with a rattlesnake, but hey, it was the 70's!
    "the floss" hmmn, that's funny that is what I call Mr. Devito's chest hair..."dental floss"

    :D
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    "the floss" hmmn, that's funny that is what I call Mr. Devito's chest hair..."dental floss"

    :D
    I guess you have to use his chest hair ever since he and Rhea went in for the double Brazilian! :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I guess you have to use his chest hair ever since he and Rhea went in for the double Brazilian! ;D
    well, yeah the brazillian...and also ever since I was banned. ;)

    now Sean Connery on the other hand...his pubes will always be known as "bread ties" in my mind...after that one crazy summer back in '73...
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  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    Get_Right wrote:
    oyster bar baby

    great po boy and a bloodys

    why the frown?

    Not much of an oyster guy at all.....especially after reading that some nut ate 35 dozen in NO this past weekend in like 8 minutes.. :eek: !! hahaha Its all good....You rock your bloodys and oysters, I was just playing!! :D
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  • _Crazy_Mary_
    _Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    I just made sauteed chicken over brown rice with tomato beurre blanc and pan-roasted zucchini. For dessert, we just frosted our homemade carrot cake. I'm not a big carrot cake person, but my girls have been bugging me to make it for the last week. I used the food processor for the carrots, batter and frosting and it made the whole process very easy.
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • Corduroyboy
    Corduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    I tried one of Bobby Flay's steak recipes the other night that included mixing ketchup, dijon, horseradish, worchestershire sauce, and chili powder and slathering it all over a NY strip. Oh my!! was the only thing I exuded outo f my mouth after digging into it. Damn Food Network is destroying me. I love watching just about anything on there and then making it myself. Half the books I've bought in the past year have been cookbooks from Flay, Giada, and Bourdain. Now I'm really hungry and it's late!
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    GraySaturday wrote:
    what do you wish you had?
    an order of specially made garlic cheese bread from the pizza place i used to have.
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