A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home.
so how did I do?
Wow, that joke is older than me (my father, grandfather ...)
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home.
so how did I do?
Meanwhile, she is probably with the pool boy.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
sorry to be a downer...people can be so mean and unfair.
I can relate. I had one of the best weeks of my life a couple weeks ago followed by arguably the worst week afterwards involving having to find a new place to stay within a month, ex gfriend stuff and work stuff, been down as hell recently.
Just have to remember that there are a lot of people out there far worse off than myself.
People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
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Wow, that joke is older than me (my father, grandfather ...)
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Just found this. It's hilarious.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABWyXKT5qt4
Katowice 2007
London 2007
Hope you feel better soon
I can relate. I had one of the best weeks of my life a couple weeks ago followed by arguably the worst week afterwards involving having to find a new place to stay within a month, ex gfriend stuff and work stuff, been down as hell recently.
Just have to remember that there are a lot of people out there far worse off than myself.