Kids are So Funny
AmentsChick
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The following just occured between me and a 2 year old.
Me: I really don't feel good at all. My tummy hurts.
Mia: I feel you better.
Me: Aww...thanks.
Mia: You need med-cine, MerMer.
Me: I'm ok. But thanks.
At this point Mia takes off running towards her bedroom. She comes back carrying something and hands it to me.
Mia: I gots you cortisone.
Yup, that's right. She actually said the word "cortisone". (Her parents are both doctors and I guess she learned it from them.)
Me: I really don't feel good at all. My tummy hurts.
Mia: I feel you better.
Me: Aww...thanks.
Mia: You need med-cine, MerMer.
Me: I'm ok. But thanks.
At this point Mia takes off running towards her bedroom. She comes back carrying something and hands it to me.
Mia: I gots you cortisone.
Yup, that's right. She actually said the word "cortisone". (Her parents are both doctors and I guess she learned it from them.)
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these kids today
Damn! Now that girl has got herself a future!
Funny story.
Oh and feel better!
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Yup, this from the same kid who talks about her clavical. Dr. Mia.
And, thanks...I'm sure I'll be feeling better in 5 -7 days.
can she score me some vicodin?
Well in that case I'll see ya around in 5 - 7 days!
world fucking champs!!!
Come on CB! Using kids for your addictions. Is it really getting that bad now? Sheesh!
I don't know.. I used to be a counselor for 3-4 year olds. They are just as funny and cute.. but potty trained.;)
Unless 2 year olds are potty trained too.. then I guess you're right.:o
hey man i always keep my options open :D
hahahahaa
Does it make me as bad of a person as you if I ask you to get some extras if she's a reliable option?
But yes, I suppose you're right.
I have a 3 year old niece and 4 year old nephew. I just remember loving every second of 2-5 years old when my oldest nephew was there.
i'll keep you updated
i have 6 nieces and nephews and i loved this time....i remember one time i was babysitting one of my nephews and i was tucking him into bed and he said to me "doobie, doobie".....after about a minute of this (minus my shock that my 3 year old nephew wants a joint :eek: ) he finally reaches for his DUVET!!!! what 3 year old boy says duvet??
LOL classic. While I was on home leave for Thanksgiving, my 4 year old nephew spent the night with me, and I love how they latch onto phrases, yet sometimes they actually make them work right. I was playing baseball with my nephew, and he was pitching to me and threw the ball at my head, and I told him "Do that again and I'm rushing the mound." and get a reply of "I'll jack you up foo!" and I laughed so hard and then asked where he heard that and then says "I don't share my sources." He had me rolling for a while.