Kids are So Funny

AmentsChick
AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
edited December 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
The following just occured between me and a 2 year old.

Me: I really don't feel good at all. My tummy hurts.

Mia: I feel you better.

Me: Aww...thanks.

Mia: You need med-cine, MerMer.

Me: I'm ok. But thanks.

At this point Mia takes off running towards her bedroom. She comes back carrying something and hands it to me.

Mia: I gots you cortisone.

Yup, that's right. She actually said the word "cortisone". (Her parents are both doctors and I guess she learned it from them.)
This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    a 2 year old has cortisone? :eek:


    these kids today :p
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    AmentsChick wrote:
    The following just occured between me and a 2 year old.

    Me: I really don't feel good at all. My tummy hurts.

    Mia: I feel you better.

    Me: Aww...thanks.

    Mia: You need med-cine, MerMer.

    Me: I'm ok. But thanks.

    At this point Mia takes off running towards her bedroom. She comes back carrying something and hands it to me.

    Mia: I gots you cortisone.

    Yup, that's right. She actually said the word "cortisone". (Her parents are both doctors and I guess she learned it from them.)

    Damn! Now that girl has got herself a future!

    Funny story. :)

    Oh and feel better!
  • mnicole22
    mnicole22 Posts: 417
    2 is the best age!
    AKA Cinnamon Girl :(

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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    cutback wrote:
    a 2 year old has cortisone? :eek:


    these kids today :p
    yup, cortisone works wonders on diaper rash.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Damn! Now that girl has got herself a future!

    Funny story. :)

    Oh and feel better!

    Yup, this from the same kid who talks about her clavical. Dr. Mia.

    And, thanks...I'm sure I'll be feeling better in 5 -7 days.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    AmentsChick wrote:
    yup, cortisone works wonders on diaper rash.


    can she score me some vicodin? ;):p:D
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Yup, this from the same kid who talks about her clavical. Dr. Mia.

    And, thanks...I'm sure I'll be feeling better in 5 -7 days.

    Well in that case I'll see ya around in 5 - 7 days! ;)

    :D
  • phillyfan
    phillyfan Posts: 831
    I love kids,I have 2 daughters ages are 1 and 4
    If you hate something dont you do it too
    world fucking champs!!!
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    cutback wrote:
    can she score me some vicodin? ;):p:D

    Come on CB! Using kids for your addictions. Is it really getting that bad now? Sheesh!
  • Trailer
    Trailer Posts: 1,431
    mnicole22 wrote:
    2 is the best age!

    I don't know.. I used to be a counselor for 3-4 year olds. They are just as funny and cute.. but potty trained.;)

    Unless 2 year olds are potty trained too.. then I guess you're right.:o
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Come on CB! Using kids for your addictions. Is it really getting that bad now? Sheesh!


    hey man i always keep my options open :p:D:D
  • Trailer
    Trailer Posts: 1,431
    cutback wrote:
    can she score me some vicodin? ;):p:D

    hahahahaa
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    cutback wrote:
    hey man i always keep my options open :p:D:D

    Does it make me as bad of a person as you if I ask you to get some extras if she's a reliable option? :D

    But yes, I suppose you're right.

    I have a 3 year old niece and 4 year old nephew. I just remember loving every second of 2-5 years old when my oldest nephew was there.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Does it make me as bad of a person as you if I ask you to get some extras if she's a reliable option? :D

    But yes, I suppose you're right.

    i'll keep you updated :D
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I have a 3 year old niece and 4 year old nephew. I just remember loving every second of 2-5 years old when my oldest nephew was there.

    i have 6 nieces and nephews and i loved this time....i remember one time i was babysitting one of my nephews and i was tucking him into bed and he said to me "doobie, doobie".....after about a minute of this (minus my shock that my 3 year old nephew wants a joint :eek: ) he finally reaches for his DUVET!!!! what 3 year old boy says duvet?? :o:D
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    cutback wrote:
    i'll keep you updated :D



    i have 6 nieces and nephews and i loved this time....i remember one time i was babysitting one of my nephews and i was tucking him into bed and he said to me "doobie, doobie".....after about a minute of this (minus my shock that my 3 year old nephew wants a joint :eek: ) he finally reaches for his DUVET!!!! what 3 year old boy says duvet?? :o:D


    LOL classic. While I was on home leave for Thanksgiving, my 4 year old nephew spent the night with me, and I love how they latch onto phrases, yet sometimes they actually make them work right. I was playing baseball with my nephew, and he was pitching to me and threw the ball at my head, and I told him "Do that again and I'm rushing the mound." and get a reply of "I'll jack you up foo!" and I laughed so hard and then asked where he heard that and then says "I don't share my sources." He had me rolling for a while.

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