i have a friend , a very good friend that is a complete idiot. in every way shape and form. god love him, he's just dumb as a box of rocks sometimes.
he has the IQ of a soap dish, but he is a really good guy.
Peace, Love.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Never been near a university... Never took a paper or a learned degree.
And some of your friends think that's stupid of me, But it's nothing that I care about.
Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun And of mathematics well I want none.
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, But I know one thing, And that's I love you.
When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done, You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
I can't have been there when brains were handed round
(please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Or get past the cover of your books profound,
(please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
And some of your friends thinks it's really unsound,
That you're ever seen talking to me.
Well I don't know how to write a big hit song, And all crossword puzzles well I just shun.
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, But I know one thing, And that's I love you.
I'm not proud of the fact that I never learned much, Just feel I should say,
What you get is all real, I can't put on an act, It takes brains to do that anyway. (And anyway...)
And I can't unravel riddles, problems and puns, Or how the home computer has me on the run.
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, But I know one thing, And that's I love you (I love you).
If depth of feeling is a currency,
(please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Then I'm the man who grew the money tree,
(no Chain of Office and no hope of getting one).
Some of your friends are too brainy to see, That they're paupers and that's how they'll stay.
Well I don't know how many pounds make up a ton, Of all the Nobel prizes that I've never won.
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, But I know one thing, And that's I love you.
When all logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor.
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton.)
Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
Hail, Hail!!!
i have a friend , a very good friend that is a complete idiot. in every way shape and form. god love him, he's just dumb as a box of rocks sometimes.
he has the IQ of a soap dish, but he is a really good guy.
Maybe we have the same friend.
This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper
This is going to come across as harsh and completely rude. I apologize but I'm hoping someone out there will understand. Does anyone else have a friend that maybe isn't the sharpest tool in the shed? Now I definitely don't claim to be a genius or an Ivy league grad...but I have a friend that I get frustrated with on occasion. S/he is perhaps the world's kindest person and would do anything for anyone...and I truly and genuinely love this person. However, I feel like I just can't talk to them or have a meaningful conversation.
Is this making any sense? I guess what I'm trying to say is I get frustrated and am mad at myself for not having much patience with my friend.
Well, everyone has his or her own field(s) of smarts and knowledge, I'm sure your friend has some smarts in areas that you don't understand. I have a friend whose has a lot of knowledge about weapons, arms, and military issues but is brain-dead about music and arts. Another is smart about reptiles and amphibians but knows nothing about sports.
Me, I "think" I know alot about music, arts, sports and literature but I'm pretty I might come off as a total idiot as far as military and reptiles are concern.
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he has the IQ of a soap dish, but he is a really good guy.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
And some of your friends think that's stupid of me, But it's nothing that I care about.
Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun And of mathematics well I want none.
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, But I know one thing, And that's I love you.
When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done, You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
I can't have been there when brains were handed round
(please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Or get past the cover of your books profound,
(please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
And some of your friends thinks it's really unsound,
That you're ever seen talking to me.
Well I don't know how to write a big hit song, And all crossword puzzles well I just shun.
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, But I know one thing, And that's I love you.
I'm not proud of the fact that I never learned much, Just feel I should say,
What you get is all real, I can't put on an act, It takes brains to do that anyway. (And anyway...)
And I can't unravel riddles, problems and puns, Or how the home computer has me on the run.
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, But I know one thing, And that's I love you (I love you).
If depth of feeling is a currency,
(please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Then I'm the man who grew the money tree,
(no Chain of Office and no hope of getting one).
Some of your friends are too brainy to see, That they're paupers and that's how they'll stay.
Well I don't know how many pounds make up a ton, Of all the Nobel prizes that I've never won.
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton, But I know one thing, And that's I love you.
When all logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor.
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton.)
Hail, Hail!!!
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
Maybe we have the same friend.
Well, everyone has his or her own field(s) of smarts and knowledge, I'm sure your friend has some smarts in areas that you don't understand. I have a friend whose has a lot of knowledge about weapons, arms, and military issues but is brain-dead about music and arts. Another is smart about reptiles and amphibians but knows nothing about sports.
Me, I "think" I know alot about music, arts, sports and literature but I'm pretty I might come off as a total idiot as far as military and reptiles are concern.
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