Jan's lawyer: How long have you known Ms. Levinson?
Michael Scott: Six years and two months.
Jan's lawyer: And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael Scott: That's what she said.
Jan's lawyer: Excuse me?
Michael Scott: [slowly] That's what she said.
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Jan: If I may, he was just telling a joke before, so can we move on to a different question?
Jan's lawyer: Are you sure?
Jan: Uh, yes.
Jan's lawyer: Can you go back to where this digression began?
Court reporter: [reading] Mr. Schneider. And you were directly under her the entire time? Mr. Scott. That's what she said.
Michael Scott: Well. Delivery's all wrong. She's butchering it
Jan's lawyer: How long have you known Ms. Levinson?
Michael Scott: Six years and two months.
Jan's lawyer: And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael Scott: That's what she said.
Jan's lawyer: Excuse me?
Michael Scott: [slowly] That's what she said.
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Jan: If I may, he was just telling a joke before, so can we move on to a different question?
Jan's lawyer: Are you sure?
Jan: Uh, yes.
Jan's lawyer: Can you go back to where this digression began?
Court reporter: [reading] Mr. Schneider. And you were directly under her the entire time? Mr. Scott. That's what she said.
Michael Scott: Well. Delivery's all wrong. She's butchering it
Nice find!! It is the only show on tv that makes me "LOL".
This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper
Michael: Hey you...just callin to wish you a happy birthday...
Jan: It's not my birthday, michael
Michael: Oh really? That's funny. I thought we shared the same birthday.
Jan: *pause* Happy birthday Michael.
Michael: *shit eating grin*
Michael: Hey you...just callin to wish you a happy birthday...
Jan: It's not my birthday, michael
Michael: Oh really? That's funny. I thought we shared the same birthday.
Jan: *pause* Happy birthday Michael.
Michael: *shit eating grin*
"I'm not worried. You know the only thing I'm worried about is gettin a boner" -Michael Scott
Schrute family, we have a tradition where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats, left on his doorstep by his parents. You can use those oats to make whatever you want: oatmeal, bread, whatever you want, I don't care. They're your oats.
Michael: [to own camcorder] Day One. I'm in the interior of the vast Pennsylvania wilderness. I've brought with me only the bare essentials. A knife, roll of duct tape, in case I need to craft some shelter or make some sort of water vessel. It's hot today. The sun is in the two-thirds easterly quadrant, which would make it about [looks at watch] 2 o'clock in the afternoon. It's really beating down on me now. I think that I want to get a little more comfortable because the sun is depleting my resources. [cuts pants with knife] OK. OH, there we go. Watch that I don't hit my corroded artery here...
When I was Ryan’s age, I worked in a fast food restaurant to save up money for school. And then I lost it in a pyramid scheme, but I learned more about business right then and there, than business school would ever teach me – or Ryan would ever teach me.
I did not go to business school. You know who else didn’t go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA.
Is it coming back? I thought they might cancel the rest of the season.
SLC 11/2/95, Park City 6/21/98, Boise 11/3/00, Seattle 12/9/02, Vancouver 5/30/03, Gorge 9/1/05, Vancouver 9/2/05, Gorge 7/22/06, Gorge 7/23/06, Camden I 6/19/08, MSG I 6/24/08, MSG II 6/25/08, Hartford 6/27/08, Mansfield II 6/30/08; Eddie Albany 6/8/09, 6/9/09; Philly 10/30/09, 10/31/09; Boston 5/17/10
I thought the world...Turns out the world thought me
the show is OK. i personally believe steve carrell should be doing bigger things than a sitcom but i'm not complaining. the show makes me laugh occassionaly
I will be what i could be
Once I get out of this town
the show is OK. i personally believe steve carrell should be doing bigger things than a sitcom but i'm not complaining. the show makes me laugh occassionaly
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I KNOW!! And, everytime I say that famous line, I miss them more!! COME BACK DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE!
I think so, too.
LOL! So do I!! I think my friends are going to disown me soon.
Michael Scott: Six years and two months.
Jan's lawyer: And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael Scott: That's what she said.
Jan's lawyer: Excuse me?
Michael Scott: [slowly] That's what she said.
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Jan: If I may, he was just telling a joke before, so can we move on to a different question?
Jan's lawyer: Are you sure?
Jan: Uh, yes.
Jan's lawyer: Can you go back to where this digression began?
Court reporter: [reading] Mr. Schneider. And you were directly under her the entire time? Mr. Scott. That's what she said.
Michael Scott: Well. Delivery's all wrong. She's butchering it
i still giggle over that
OMG HILARIOUS! I always forget about that epi!! Poor Ryan!
P.S. Is it just me, or does sweet_adeline remind anyone of Ryan??
Nice find!!
Jan: It's not my birthday, michael
Michael: Oh really? That's funny. I thought we shared the same birthday.
Jan: *pause* Happy birthday Michael.
Michael: *shit eating grin*
no sweet adeline reminds me of good times never seeming so good as they do when i sing that song..
ok kidding..
JUST CALL ME LEVINSON IN THE MOOOOORNING...
"What's up Jim, Still queer?"
"I'm looking for a giant gay nerd named Michael Snot"
"This one time we took these 2 sisters home and Packer banged them both! It's was so awesome"
Sadly, I picture the same thing in my head too every time I see his screen name.
- 8/28/98
- 9/2/00
- 4/28/03, 5/3/03, 7/3/03, 7/5/03, 7/6/03, 7/9/03, 7/11/03, 7/12/03, 7/14/03
- 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/1/04, 10/2/04
- 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/30/05, 10/1/05, 10/3/05
- 5/12/06, 5/13/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/23/06, 7/22/06, 7/23/06, 12/2/06, 12/9/06
- 8/2/07, 8/5/07
- 6/19/08, 6/20/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 7/1/08
- 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 9/21/09, 9/22/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/30/09, 10/31/09
- 5/15/10, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 10/23/10, 10/24/10
- 9/11/11, 9/12/11
- 10/18/13, 10/21/13, 10/22/13, 11/30/13, 12/4/13
Schrute family, we have a tradition where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats, left on his doorstep by his parents. You can use those oats to make whatever you want: oatmeal, bread, whatever you want, I don't care. They're your oats.
I did not go to business school. You know who else didn’t go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA.
well he did get voted "hottest in the office" by michael so i'll take that as a compliment
I thought the world...Turns out the world thought me
amen...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A77ds35aKXk
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
thats what she said.
oops. and that one....go ahead.....
twss