"That's what she said!"
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Oh how I love Michael Scott!
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I KNOW!! And, everytime I say that famous line, I miss them more!! COME BACK DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE!
I think so, too.
LOL! So do I!! I think my friends are going to disown me soon.
Michael Scott: Six years and two months.
Jan's lawyer: And you were directly under her the entire time?
Michael Scott: That's what she said.
Jan's lawyer: Excuse me?
Michael Scott: [slowly] That's what she said.
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Jan: If I may, he was just telling a joke before, so can we move on to a different question?
Jan's lawyer: Are you sure?
Jan: Uh, yes.
Jan's lawyer: Can you go back to where this digression began?
Court reporter: [reading] Mr. Schneider. And you were directly under her the entire time? Mr. Scott. That's what she said.
Michael Scott: Well. Delivery's all wrong. She's butchering it
RYAN STARTED THE FIIIIIRE.
i still giggle over that
OMG HILARIOUS! I always forget about that epi!! Poor Ryan!
P.S. Is it just me, or does sweet_adeline remind anyone of Ryan??
Nice find!! It is the only show on tv that makes me "LOL".
Jan: It's not my birthday, michael
Michael: Oh really? That's funny. I thought we shared the same birthday.
Jan: *pause* Happy birthday Michael.
Michael: *shit eating grin*
no sweet adeline reminds me of good times never seeming so good as they do when i sing that song..
ok kidding..
JUST CALL ME LEVINSON IN THE MOOOOORNING...
"What's up Jim, Still queer?"
"I'm looking for a giant gay nerd named Michael Snot"
"This one time we took these 2 sisters home and Packer banged them both! It's was so awesome"
Sadly, I picture the same thing in my head too every time I see his screen name.
- 8/28/98
- 9/2/00
- 4/28/03, 5/3/03, 7/3/03, 7/5/03, 7/6/03, 7/9/03, 7/11/03, 7/12/03, 7/14/03
- 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/1/04, 10/2/04
- 9/11/05, 9/12/05, 9/13/05, 9/30/05, 10/1/05, 10/3/05
- 5/12/06, 5/13/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 6/23/06, 7/22/06, 7/23/06, 12/2/06, 12/9/06
- 8/2/07, 8/5/07
- 6/19/08, 6/20/08, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 7/1/08
- 8/23/09, 8/24/09, 9/21/09, 9/22/09, 10/27/09, 10/28/09, 10/30/09, 10/31/09
- 5/15/10, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 10/23/10, 10/24/10
- 9/11/11, 9/12/11
- 10/18/13, 10/21/13, 10/22/13, 11/30/13, 12/4/13
Schrute family, we have a tradition where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats, left on his doorstep by his parents. You can use those oats to make whatever you want: oatmeal, bread, whatever you want, I don't care. They're your oats.
I did not go to business school. You know who else didn’t go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA.
well he did get voted "hottest in the office" by michael so i'll take that as a compliment
I thought the world...Turns out the world thought me
amen...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A77ds35aKXk
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
thats what she said.
oops. and that one....go ahead.....
twss