Strange Stuff in My Purse

AmentsChick

Maybe you moms out there will understand! Being that I work with kids, I find the RANDOMEST stuff in my purse! This morning, as I was paying for my coffee, I found 2 SEASHELLS in there!! LOL WTH?! Some other things I found:

Toy cars
Binkies (pacifiers)
Cheerios
Floss (????? This one totally confused me)
Treasures (beads, confetti etc)
Refrigerator Magnet

I know there's been other stuff...just can't think of it off the top of my head.

NY PJ1

AmentsChick wrote:

Maybe you moms out there will understand! Being that I work with kids, I find the RANDOMEST stuff in my purse! This morning, as I was paying for my coffee, I found 2 SEASHELLS in there!! LOL WTH?! Some other things I found:

Toy cars
Binkies (pacifiers)
Cheerios
Floss (????? This one totally confused me)
Treasures (beads, confetti etc)
Refrigerator Magnet

I know there's been other stuff...just can't think of it off the top of my head.

beads ??? heheh enjoy

KosmicJelli

AmentsChick wrote:

Maybe you moms out there will understand! Being that I work with kids, I find the RANDOMEST stuff in my purse! This morning, as I was paying for my coffee, I found 2 SEASHELLS in there!! LOL WTH?! Some other things I found:

Toy cars
Binkies (pacifiers)
Cheerios
Floss (????? This one totally confused me)
Treasures (beads, confetti etc)
Refrigerator Magnet

I know there's been other stuff...just can't think of it off the top of my head.

"NO BIOTCH U CANNOT HAVE UR TABLE>>> IM CLEANING MY PURSE!!!!"

wierd things in mine... dog bone, stick on air fresheners and $$$

Brain of J.Lo

AmentsChick wrote:

Maybe you moms out there will understand! Being that I work with kids, I find the RANDOMEST stuff in my purse! This morning, as I was paying for my coffee, I found 2 SEASHELLS in there!! LOL WTH?! Some other things I found:

Toy cars
Binkies (pacifiers)
Cheerios
Floss (????? This one totally confused me)
Treasures (beads, confetti etc)
Refrigerator Magnet

I know there's been other stuff...just can't think of it off the top of my head.

lol

I recently found a Little People person in my purse.

AmentsChick

KosmicJelli wrote:

"NO BIOTCH U CANNOT HAVE UR TABLE>>> IM CLEANING MY PURSE!!!!"

wierd things in mine... dog bone, stick on air fresheners and $$$

LMAO!!! AWESOMENESS! She was actually in there this morning when I stopped for my coffee.

Dog bone?!! LOL! And, stick-on air freshener...CLASSIC!

AmentsChick

Brain of J.Lo wrote:

lol

I recently found a Little People person in my purse.

LOL! That's great!! Was it the little construction worker guy??

KosmicJelli

AmentsChick wrote:

LOL! That's great!! Was it the little construction worker guy??

awww... miss those days... now i have college open house night post cards in my purse :(

civ_eng_girl

strangest thing currently in my purse: a paint can lid.

AmentsChick

civ_eng_girl wrote:

strangest thing currently in my purse: a paint can lid.

This made me "LOL". Seriously?!! That's hilarious!

JOEJOEJOE

AmentsChick wrote:

Maybe you moms out there will understand! Being that I work with kids, I find the RANDOMEST stuff in my purse! This morning, as I was paying for my coffee, I found 2 SEASHELLS in there!! LOL WTH?! Some other things I found:

Toy cars
Binkies (pacifiers)
Cheerios
Floss (????? This one totally confused me)
Treasures (beads, confetti etc)
Refrigerator Magnet

I know there's been other stuff...just can't think of it off the top of my head.

Are you gonna sell those seashells?

If so, I hear you can get top-dollar by the seashore!

Just watch out for the other girl selling them there!

Brain of J.Lo

AmentsChick wrote:

LOL! That's great!! Was it the little construction worker guy??

No, he was a little farmer holding an ear of corn.

AmentsChick

JOEJOEJOE wrote:

Are you gonna sell those seashells?

If so, I hear you can get top-dollar by the seashore!

Just watch out for the other girl selling them there!

Hardy har har! And, no...I'm throwing the seashells in the trash. There is now a bunch of sand in my purse...UGH.

pineapplesandwaves

In first year uni, a guy in one of my tutorials said I reminded him of Mary Poppins, because he noticed that I seemed to be able to pull just about anything out of my purse. So, driven by curiosity, he asked if I'd mind dumping the contents. I can't recall exactly what I had, but some of my contents included:

- wallet, keys
- pen, calculator, notebook
- discman, a couple of cds
- the book I was reading at the time
- lighter, rolling papers
- bottle of water
- sports section of the newspaper
- glasses
- advil, maxi pads, kleenex
- lip gloss/chap stick
- gum
- bar coasters
- a can of tomato soup

It was my survival kit.

AmentsChick

pineapplesandwaves wrote:

In first year uni, a guy in one of my tutorials said I reminded him of Mary Poppins, because he noticed that I seemed to be able to pull just about anything out of my purse. So, driven by curiosity, he asked if I'd mind dumping the contents. I can't recall exactly what I had, but some of my contents included:

- wallet, keys
- pen, calculator, notebook
- discman, a couple of cds
- the book I was reading at the time
- lighter, rolling papers
- bottle of water
- sports section of the newspaper
- glasses
- advil, maxi pads, kleenex
- lip gloss/chap stick
- gum
- bar coasters
- a can of tomato soup

It was my survival kit.

Just the bare necessities, right??!!


P.S. A can of tomato soup?? Why no fish crackers?

edvedder913

gotta love the dried up encrusted play dough....a personal fave

AmentsChick

edvedder913 wrote:

gotta love the dried up encrusted play dough....a personal fave

OH YES!!!!!! GOOD ONE!! How did I not think of that. That's especially great when it gets stuck in the carpet. :rolleyes:

gabers

I think there should be a study done comparing the contents of an average woman's purse to the content of an average shark's stomach. I'd bet they are eerily similar.

My wife keeps receipts forever in her purse. I'm pretty sure she has receipts for the Starbucks she bought during Christmas '06.

AmentsChick

gabers wrote:

I think there should be a study done comparing the contents of an average woman's purse to the content of an average shark's stomach. I'd bet they are eerily similar.

My wife keeps receipts forever in her purse. I'm pretty sure she has receipts for the Starbucks she bought during Christmas '06.

Sharks eat alot of Starbucks receipts??

eyedclaar

Is my wife one of the very few women who wouldn't be caught dead carrying a purse? She's a wild Wyoming horse-whisperer and the only thing I can imagine her using a purse for would be to put a brick in and then hit someone with it.

AmentsChick

eyedclaar wrote:

Is my wife one of the very few women who wouldn't be caught dead carrying a purse? She's a wild Wyoming horse-whisperer and the only thing I can imagine her using a purse for would be to put a brick in and then hit someone with it.

That's awesome!! Good for your wife!! I would love to get along without having to drag a purse everywhere I went!

And, I totally had an image of the brick-filled purse being used as a defense mechanism...BADASS!

eyedclaar

AmentsChick wrote:

That's awesome!! Good for your wife!! I would love to get along without having to drag a purse everywhere I went!

And, I totally had an image of the brick-filled purse being used as a defense mechanism...BADASS!

Yeah, you might have to reinforce the straps a little but it would make a lethal weapon. Actually, my wife would probably just leap on her horse bare-back style and run a mo-fo over a few times if she was pissed.