Women, what is it with you and bugs?

ringo
ringo Posts: 504
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Wife: :eek: There's a bug come help me

Me: Okay, I don't see anything.

Wife: There it is!

Me: *lifts foot about to stomp*

Wife: Don't kill it!

Me: Well what the fuck do you want me to do?

Wife: I don't know?

Me: *foot crashes down*

Wife: ooohhhh

Me: Problem solved *wipes creepy critter from my shoe and floor*

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:cool:
d'oh
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  • Kushikushun
    Kushikushun Posts: 1,263
    LMAO...:D

    haha, my bf is just as scared of itsybitsy spiders as me...but he still has to catch them for me and put them outside.
    Same with a bat that flew through our home one evening.
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  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Oh dude :( You don't kill 'em.
    You set 'em free...




    So you can reap the rewards of acting the hero tomorrow too ;)
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  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    ringo wrote:
    Wife: :eek: There's a bug come help me

    Me: Okay, I don't see anything.

    Wife: There it is!

    Me: *lifts foot about to stomp*

    Wife: Don't kill it!

    Me: Well what the fuck do you want me to do?

    Wife: I don't know?

    Me: *foot crashes down*

    Wife: ooohhhh

    Me: Problem solved *wipes creepy critter from my shoe and floor*

    This production has been brought to you be ringo and Jocelyn. To be released on DVD early June '08, pre-order on amazon.com to get exclusive bonus features.

    :cool:

    if this bug was in the house you should've caught it and took it outside. i don't like bugs and i get scared of them too, but i catch them and throw them outside myself. :cool:
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Oh dude :( You don't kill 'em.
    You set 'em free...




    So you can reap the rewards of acting the hero tomorrow too ;)

    a guy who starts a revolution and overthrows a government - now that's what i call a hero!
  • ringo
    ringo Posts: 504
    I am not catching them!

    I don't have a handy dandy bug catching kit just sitting around the house.

    Me see bug. Me smash. Me drag bug back to cave and have me way with cavewife. :D

    ooops, used a proper pronoun on that last line ;)
    d'oh
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    ringo wrote:
    I am not catching them!

    I don't have a handy dandy bug catching kit just sitting around the house.

    Me see bug. Me smash. Me drag bug back to cave and have me way with cavewife. :D

    ooops, used a proper pronoun on that last line ;)

    i don't have special equipment, i take cup or a big glass and a paper, then shaking with fear i hover above the bug until i catch it
  • ringo
    ringo Posts: 504
    genie wrote:
    i don't have special equipment, i take cup or a big glass and a paper, then shaking with fear i hover above the bug until i catch it


    By the time I would have got those materials the bug would have been gone and then I'd be on patrol all night.

    C'mon, there's gotta be other bug squishers out there...
    d'oh
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Oh dude :( You don't kill 'em.
    You set 'em free...



    then those little suckers find their way back into your house, and have insect sex and before you know it... you have an infestation on your hands!!!!!!
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Oh dude :( You don't kill 'em.
    You set 'em free...




    So you can reap the rewards of acting the hero tomorrow too ;)



    I hate all kinds of bugs...I always SCREAM from the top of my lungs when there is any kind of freakin bug..... :eek:

    My husband gets them for me and either flushes them or puts them outside....I prefer outside if he can....except ROACHES...I hate Roaches!! YUCK!!
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    "What a stupid lamb."
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  • releaselauren
    releaselauren Posts: 384
    Bugs and spiders do not faze me.

    It is the creepy, crawly centipedes and millipedes with all those legs that give me the heebie-jeebies. :eek:
    "you shall be released" ~ EV
  • Fifthelement
    Fifthelement Lotusland Posts: 6,965
    I dislike earwigs - probably because of the name and the mental image I get of them crawling into my ears at night when I'm sleeping. eeyuck! Other than that I'm cool with bugs. I felt like a foster mom to the ones in the pic. The momma lived by my doorbell all summer and moved to behind the mailbox in the winter; then in the spring . . .


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  • ForestBrain
    ForestBrain Posts: 460
    http://www.orchidboard.com/community/attachments/pests-diseases/3831d1182441122-earwigs-earwig.jpg
    When life gives you lemons, throw them at somebody.
  • Fifthelement
    Fifthelement Lotusland Posts: 6,965
    ForestBrain wrote:
    http://www.orchidboard.com/community/attachments/pests-diseases/3831d1182441122-earwigs-earwig.jpg


    I can at least stomach that one . . . kinda gross though!

    Cheers
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  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    it's the opposite in my family- the women kill the bugs while the men run screaming into the other room.

    I don't like bugs, but you have to just suck it up and deal with it. Hello, I've got house centipedes. Have you seen these things? No one's going to kill them for me, I have to trap them, spray them, and dispose of the remains.
  • Dan O'
    Dan O' Posts: 18
    singularity wrote:
    then those little suckers find their way back into your house, and have insect sex and before you know it... you have an infestation on your hands!!!!!!

    LOL
    i will not tolerate infestation
  • roar
    roar Posts: 1,116
    some bugs are pretty cute. ;)
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Bugs do not bother me at all. I've always been the bug-crusher at work/home. Mice, on the other hand, FREAK ME OUT!
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  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Bugs do not bother me at all. I've always been the bug-crusher at work/home. Mice, on the other hand, FREAK ME OUT!
    I'm just like you! bugs, insects of any kind, spiders...don't bother me a bit...but mice!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • writersu
    writersu Posts: 1,867
    I don't know. We had the infestation of the 17 year locusts last summer and I stayed in for two months. But, I personally would not care if all of them got killed and never came back; the awful beasts.
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I'm just like you! bugs, insects of any kind, spiders...don't bother me a bit...but mice!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

    We're having a severe problem with mouse infestation right now. So far we've caught 17...that's right 17!!!! :eek:
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