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MyHandsBoundMyHandsBound Posts: 698
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I got this junk e-mail and this is exactly how it was written.....can people spell..




change mien pious

< You can show heer your biggeer peenis in just a feew month >

gakcn.com

cannot custard redolent
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    LOL cannot custard redolent

    Don't you know what that means? It's obvious.


    ;):D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • MyHandsBoundMyHandsBound Posts: 698
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    LOL cannot custard redolent

    Don't you know what that means? It's obvious.


    ;):D


    no, what:)
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    They do it on purpose so it skips through the word check filters in various spam software.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • MyHandsBoundMyHandsBound Posts: 698
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    They do it on purpose so it skips through the word check filters in various spam software.


    oh i see...i just went to the website....opps ...i hope i don't get banned
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    MyHandsBound wrote:
    oh i see...i just went to the website....opps ...i hope i don't get banned

    did you click on a link that came to you in spam?

    I think you can get a virus or spyware like that...
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • MyHandsBoundMyHandsBound Posts: 698
    iluvcats wrote:
    did you click on a link that came to you in spam?

    I think you can get a virus or spyware like that...


    no there were no links...it was just what you see...

    I never open junk email, once I did and I did get some kind of worm......I hit my enter button and opened this email by mistake
  • know1know1 Posts: 6,794
    MyHandsBound wrote:
    I got this junk e-mail and this is exactly how it was written.....can people spell..




    change mien pious

    < You can show heer your biggeer peenis in just a feew month >

    gakcn.com

    cannot custard redolent

    They misspell the words on purpose to defeat spam blockers....
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,913
    that was from me. sorry for the spelling errors. let me know if you're interested...thanks

    MyHandsBound wrote:
    I got this junk e-mail and this is exactly how it was written.....can people spell..




    change mien pious

    < You can show heer your biggeer peenis in just a feew month >

    gakcn.com

    cannot custard redolent
    www.myspace.com
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    April 12,2008


    Dear Ms. Iluvcats,

    My name is Daniel Haywood; I am the auditor and head of computing department of a bank here in Scotland, United Kingdom. There is an account opened in this bank in 2004 and since my inception into office in 2006, nobody has operated on this account. I have the courage to look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable for this important transaction.

    In order to transfer out (Fifteen Million Pounds Sterling) after going through some old files, I discovered that if I do not remit this money out urgently, it will be forfeited for nothing. Though this transaction will cost us some money to finalize, my attorney was able to contact a very capable and reliable investor who has promised to render financial assistance to us through you if only you have a HOME EQUITY LINE OF CREDIT ACCOUNT.

    If you do you will be required to respond to this message urgently to enable us forge head. 25% will be for you while 70% will be for me and my attorney and 5% will be for the expenses that will be made by both parties. I will forward more information to you upon your urgent response also I will want you to send me your direct telephone and fax number with your contact address were you can be reached at all time as the transaction will require swift communication.

    Sincerely,
    Mr Daniel Haywood.
    Tel: +44 704 574 1570
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    iluvcats wrote:
    April 12,2008


    Dear Ms. Iluvcats,

    My name is Daniel Haywood; I am the auditor and head of computing department of a bank here in Scotland, United Kingdom. There is an account opened in this bank in 2004 and since my inception into office in 2006, nobody has operated on this account. I have the courage to look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable for this important transaction.

    In order to transfer out (Fifteen Million Pounds Sterling) after going through some old files, I discovered that if I do not remit this money out urgently, it will be forfeited for nothing. Though this transaction will cost us some money to finalize, my attorney was able to contact a very capable and reliable investor who has promised to render financial assistance to us through you if only you have a HOME EQUITY LINE OF CREDIT ACCOUNT.

    If you do you will be required to respond to this message urgently to enable us forge head. 25% will be for you while 70% will be for me and my attorney and 5% will be for the expenses that will be made by both parties. I will forward more information to you upon your urgent response also I will want you to send me your direct telephone and fax number with your contact address were you can be reached at all time as the transaction will require swift communication.

    Sincerely,
    Mr Daniel Haywood.
    Tel: +44 704 574 1570

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=372Ah0Z_L1w
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    lol
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    If you're like me -- and believe me, I hope you're not -- you've probably found yourself sitting around the house in your underwear, thinking, "Man, I sure would like to see some barnyard porn. Not actors dressed as animals; I'm talking bestiality."

    OK, I'm exaggerating. I don't sit around in my underwear. OK, that's a lie, too. But while I'm sitting in my boxers, I absolutely do not wonder about how to get my animal porn fix. I don't have to do that. All I have to do is go to my Hotmail account and it's right there for me.

    You see, somehow I've landed on a spam list for animal porn.

    Don't ask me how, because I really don't know. I guess I'm just lucky, but more on just how lucky I am later.

    Look, I'm not going to lie and say I've never perused certain adult sites that wouldn't make it through a parental filth filter. I like randy entertainment as much as the next fat American male. But, really, I haven't ever had the desire to see an "actress" ply her trade with Mr. Ed.

    But thanks to Mr. Darwin Lehman, and his provocatively titled e-mails, I could watch a clip of "extreme cat rape" if it struck my fancy. Luckily, it hasn't struck my fancy or any other part of me.

    Call me a prude, but I didn't realize there were different levels of cat rape. Is there really a run-of-the-mill cat rape?

    Besides, that cat was asking for it. Just look at how those filthy little beasts like to stick their butts up in the air and saunter around without a care in the world.

    But I digress.

    In the last week, I've received e-mails touting donkey shows, woman-on-horse action, and something that sounded unseemly and involved a bull. Not the Michael Jordan kind, but the Pamplona kind.

    I must confess: Part of me wants to find our what I'm missing. I mean, extreme cat rape?

    What, did the participants "Do the Dew!" before doing Mr. Doodles? Didn't Shaun White win gold in the extreme cat rape competition at this year's X Games?

    I must also admit I appreciate Mr. Lehman for allowing me to view this sort of entertainment, if I so choose, while I'm away from the farm. I thought I was going to have to dip into my lottery winnings to travel somewhere such as Tijuana or Iowa to see a human get down with an animal.

    Maybe you're wondering about me dipping into my winnings. You haven't heard? I won the U.K. National Lottery last week. I guess I'm pretty lucky considering I never entered the U.K. National Lottery.

    Sure, I had to give out my bank account and social security number to collect my prize, but the money should be arriving shortly, at least according to the numerous notifications sent to my Hotmail account.

    Just remember that, not everyone is as lucky as me. It's a sick, sick world out there, dawg. A world that gives new meaning to the phrase, "I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut."

    Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a video date with that bitch, Lassie.
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    If you're like me -- and believe me, I hope you're not -- you've probably found yourself sitting around the house in your underwear, thinking, "Man, I sure would like to see some barnyard porn. Not actors dressed as animals; I'm talking bestiality."

    OK, I'm exaggerating. I don't sit around in my underwear. OK, that's a lie, too. But while I'm sitting in my boxers, I absolutely do not wonder about how to get my animal porn fix. I don't have to do that. All I have to do is go to my Hotmail account and it's right there for me.

    You see, somehow I've landed on a spam list for animal porn.

    Don't ask me how, because I really don't know. I guess I'm just lucky, but more on just how lucky I am later.

    Look, I'm not going to lie and say I've never perused certain adult sites that wouldn't make it through a parental filth filter. I like randy entertainment as much as the next fat American male. But, really, I haven't ever had the desire to see an "actress" ply her trade with Mr. Ed.

    But thanks to Mr. Darwin Lehman, and his provocatively titled e-mails, I could watch a clip of "extreme cat rape" if it struck my fancy. Luckily, it hasn't struck my fancy or any other part of me.

    Call me a prude, but I didn't realize there were different levels of cat rape. Is there really a run-of-the-mill cat rape?

    Besides, that cat was asking for it. Just look at how those filthy little beasts like to stick their butts up in the air and saunter around without a care in the world.

    But I digress.

    In the last week, I've received e-mails touting donkey shows, woman-on-horse action, and something that sounded unseemly and involved a bull. Not the Michael Jordan kind, but the Pamplona kind.

    I must confess: Part of me wants to find our what I'm missing. I mean, extreme cat rape?

    What, did the participants "Do the Dew!" before doing Mr. Doodles? Didn't Shaun White win gold in the extreme cat rape competition at this year's X Games?

    I must also admit I appreciate Mr. Lehman for allowing me to view this sort of entertainment, if I so choose, while I'm away from the farm. I thought I was going to have to dip into my lottery winnings to travel somewhere such as Tijuana or Iowa to see a human get down with an animal.

    Maybe you're wondering about me dipping into my winnings. You haven't heard? I won the U.K. National Lottery last week. I guess I'm pretty lucky considering I never entered the U.K. National Lottery.

    Sure, I had to give out my bank account and social security number to collect my prize, but the money should be arriving shortly, at least according to the numerous notifications sent to my Hotmail account.

    Just remember that, not everyone is as lucky as me. It's a sick, sick world out there, dawg. A world that gives new meaning to the phrase, "I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut."

    Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a video date with that bitch, Lassie.



    LMAO!!! :eek:

    you are fucking hilarious!! :p

    :D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • MyHandsBoundMyHandsBound Posts: 698
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    LOL cannot custard redolent

    Don't you know what that means? It's obvious.


    ;):D


    what does it mean....
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,913
    that was great...george carlin?
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    If you're like me -- and believe me, I hope you're not -- you've probably found yourself sitting around the house in your underwear, thinking, "Man, I sure would like to see some barnyard porn. Not actors dressed as animals; I'm talking bestiality."

    OK, I'm exaggerating. I don't sit around in my underwear. OK, that's a lie, too. But while I'm sitting in my boxers, I absolutely do not wonder about how to get my animal porn fix. I don't have to do that. All I have to do is go to my Hotmail account and it's right there for me.

    You see, somehow I've landed on a spam list for animal porn.

    Don't ask me how, because I really don't know. I guess I'm just lucky, but more on just how lucky I am later.

    Look, I'm not going to lie and say I've never perused certain adult sites that wouldn't make it through a parental filth filter. I like randy entertainment as much as the next fat American male. But, really, I haven't ever had the desire to see an "actress" ply her trade with Mr. Ed.

    But thanks to Mr. Darwin Lehman, and his provocatively titled e-mails, I could watch a clip of "extreme cat rape" if it struck my fancy. Luckily, it hasn't struck my fancy or any other part of me.

    Call me a prude, but I didn't realize there were different levels of cat rape. Is there really a run-of-the-mill cat rape?

    Besides, that cat was asking for it. Just look at how those filthy little beasts like to stick their butts up in the air and saunter around without a care in the world.

    But I digress.

    In the last week, I've received e-mails touting donkey shows, woman-on-horse action, and something that sounded unseemly and involved a bull. Not the Michael Jordan kind, but the Pamplona kind.

    I must confess: Part of me wants to find our what I'm missing. I mean, extreme cat rape?

    What, did the participants "Do the Dew!" before doing Mr. Doodles? Didn't Shaun White win gold in the extreme cat rape competition at this year's X Games?

    I must also admit I appreciate Mr. Lehman for allowing me to view this sort of entertainment, if I so choose, while I'm away from the farm. I thought I was going to have to dip into my lottery winnings to travel somewhere such as Tijuana or Iowa to see a human get down with an animal.

    Maybe you're wondering about me dipping into my winnings. You haven't heard? I won the U.K. National Lottery last week. I guess I'm pretty lucky considering I never entered the U.K. National Lottery.

    Sure, I had to give out my bank account and social security number to collect my prize, but the money should be arriving shortly, at least according to the numerous notifications sent to my Hotmail account.

    Just remember that, not everyone is as lucky as me. It's a sick, sick world out there, dawg. A world that gives new meaning to the phrase, "I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut."

    Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a video date with that bitch, Lassie.
    www.myspace.com
  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    The Jeagler wrote:
    that was great...george carlin?

    Thanks. No, it was original.
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    Thanks. No, it was original.

    Now that I think about it, the cat's ass part was inspired by Carlin. Sorry, George, I should have given you credit.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDKRyJIrYZY
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
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